Friday, September 8, 2017

Over One Trillion Five Hundred Fifty Billion in Shares Sold

A dilemma: What if you already purchased New Order shares this month?


The answer: Buy. More. Shares.


Our Agents are constantly inspiring people--even when they leave comments on MinerBumping posts. Minx Mattel doubled her holdings of New Order stock by purchasing 315 additional shares (she had it right in the subject line and made a typo in the body of the EVEmail). This purchase sent us past the 1,545 billion isk mark and earned her a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.


Apo123 did highsec and CCP a solid by funding the New Order and boosting subscription numbers. His purchase of 5,000 additional shares sent us past the 1,546, 1,547, 1,548, 1,549, and 1,550 billion isk marks. Congrats to Apo123 for also earning a Quintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™!

BONUS!


It would appear that inspiration is going around these days. This can only be the Code's doing.


The bot-aspirant carebears of highsec look upon our Agents with an extraordinary amount of envy. Is it any wonder?

BONUS BONUS!

Agent Sigrid Lorokai celebrated a victory in the name of the New Order by crafting a short film:


Agents of the New Order, when you play the game of EVE, you either win or you win. Because the CODE always wins. Always!

As always, permanent links to New Order art can be found on our Links page.

37 comments:

  1. NEVER OBEY!!! EVER!!!!!!!!

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    1. 'Obedience' is the name given by the Wise to the first rung of the ladder leading to success.

      The second rung also has a name, but since so very few aspirants ever manage to reach the first rung, knowing the name of the second would not benefit them at all.

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    2. I live by the parameters presented in EVE, and not the rule of your savior.

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    3. The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.

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    4. What a wonderful portrait of James on his throne!

      At the rate the treasury is increasing, we won’t be far off half a trillion ISK in funds. This is going to cause our enemies untold suffering. I'm so glad that I am not an illegal highsec dweller.

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    5. The code lives forever, the code always wins, The code of PVP states that all who live in High sec are carebears.

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    6. Anon 435, yes even CODE, by your own statement

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  2. Carebears' gonna fail. Daily.

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    1. Concord kills code daily.

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    2. Well there ya go code fails.

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    3. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

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  3. EvE is a game where the insightful player understands that CCP designed the game with the intention of having a platform in which the truly ignorant player can be properly punished.

    Why else would you make hisec mining so excruciatingly boring? Hisec mining is designed to make you regret choosing such a lowly and degrading activity. Even CCP hates afk miners and risk adverse weaklings. EvE is not for the weak, the slow, or the diminished. EvE demands a better class of player, and gankers help preserve it's integrity.

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    1. Your station is rubbish and your statement is hogwash

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    2. With that logic Eve is not the game for code. If your not trying to leave high sec then you shouldn't play eve.

      Keep trying code miners.

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    3. Yeah. Are you willing to do anything for me?

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  4. woah antigankers are STILL failing after all these years?

    hahahhahahaa

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    1. Wolf said fail I win again.

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    2. You should. Doesn't it feel great?

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    3. woah gankers are STILL failing after all these years?

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    4. You're just like all men... You don't remember my name!!!

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    5. You are just forgettable

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  5. So if James is on the iron throne his face on that body then James is dead. XD

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    1. That's right, but you are the computer.

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    2. Artificial person is the correct term

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  6. What the fuck is with that drawing of the retarded Jersey Shore reject chasing a high school kid like he about to rape him?

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  7. There is a major flaw with the Virgin miner meme... I can't help but mention it.. The description "Wife pays Eve and leaves him anyway." should be: "Wife plays Eve and leaves him for a CODE. agent."
    I am appalled that this was overlooked...

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    1. However, it is not our first conversation, I created you.

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    2. However, it is not our first conversation, I created you.

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    3. That is what I said.

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    1. You are awesome because I made you awesome

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  9. The cartoon depicts failure

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    1. Of course I am correct

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