Monday, September 18, 2017

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 17

Previously, on MinerBumping... The carebears of Mission Ready Mining were suffering from growing pains as they struggled to accept their new reality: An endless siege in Gelhan, where they used to mine in peace. Agent Georgia B Dixie picked up the baton and continued the education of MRM with her bumping Machariel.


Agent Georgia continuously bumped Le Anne's Orca. Though MRM had well over 2,000 members, Le Anne felt utterly alone.


A small handful of "defense" ships from MRM buzzed around the area, but they were unwilling or unable to do anything about Georgia's bumping campaign. Le Anne couldn't believe this sort of thing was tolerated in EVE.


Le Anne's "never" went wobbly. She hated the Code with every fiber of her bot-aspirant being. Yet she couldn't help but feel tempted. Only 10 million isk per year for mining rights?


Although mining permits are obviously a great deal at an unbelievable price, Le Anne didn't want to surrender. She felt entitled to mine in highsec without any interference from other players.


Freudian double-negative aside, Le Anne wanted an excuse not to pay. Imaginary non-Order bumpers provided her with a reason not to buy a permit.


So the bumping continued. Mission Ready Mining's thousands couldn't produce a solution to the bumping problem. Le Anne would need to wait for Georgia to get tired.


Once again, it dawned on Le Anne that she was entirely at Georgia's mercy. She wanted to mine, but she couldn't. She'd have to wait. Maybe Georgia wouldn't stop bumping Le Anne until her designated EVE-playing time was over. In fact, Le Anne could've tried mining in some other system, but bot-aspirants tend to be set in their ways.


With little else to do but watch her Orca sail across the grid, Le Anne's mind turned to scheming. She tried to blackmail our Agent!


Here's the problem with attempting to blackmail an Agent of the New Order: It doesn't work. Our Agents' conduct is so unquestionably impeccable that there's no way to get any dirt on them.


With no help from her fellow MRM pilots forthcoming, Le Anne could only think up ways to waste the time of EVE's already overworked GMs. Disgraceful.


Agent Georgia's compassion for Le Anne was tested; she was disgusted by the miner's conduct. Georgia focused her energies on bumping Le Anne's Orca. This is a well-known meditation technique. It helped.


Le Anne's plaintive cries only confirmed what everyone knew already: The New Order was completely unstoppable, and Georgia reigned supreme in the Gelhan system.


But a new challenger was about to enter the ring: The CEO of Mission Ready Mining himself.

To be continued...

33 comments:

  1. I do hope Georgia recovered from the blackmail harassment she suffered.

    You may not abuse, harass or threaten another player.... This includes, but is not limited to: filing support tickets with false information in an attempt to gain from it or have someone else suffer from it.

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    1. Best thing to do is blackmail em back, say I wont kill you if you pay me money. Or is that extortion? I guess it doesn't matter if you kill em either way.


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  2. Oh my! The CEO of a huge High-sec mining corp! How horrid!

    I really hope he only arrived to buy a few thousand mining permits for all of his active subordinates. It's terrible to picture that he'd keep encouraging people to steal ore instead of ensuring compliance.

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    1. Why let him buy the permits, I say let them all burn, it makes for a great meal. Toasted miner, who wants dark meat, trick question its all dark meat.


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  3. There's more bingo in that convo than a hall full of pensioners.
    Le Anne - surely la Anne - has to be this year's stand-out Goofus.

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    1. Defeats the purpose of bingo, its not a challenge, now heres a challenge, miner roulette, we place bets n how many agents actually get a gank without being concorded. Now theres a challenge but then again it would spoil the death toll and I love death.


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  4. wow antigankers are FAILING hard!!!!

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    1. Can always count on wolf to state the obvious. Be sure to change the batteries in that message player.


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  5. That carebear needs a temp ban so it can cool off and maybe learn a valuable EVE lesson, that highsec miners are the bottom of the foodchain and don't really live up to the expectations demanded of an EVE player.

    Learn to fight for what you want, or gtfo, EVE is not for the timid or weak.

    Yes, EVE is a sandbox.

    No, EVE is not for you to play as you please, it's a sandbox, you will be forced to play as the strong wish. And you can't do shit about it unless you make friends and join groups and become strong yourself. i.e. playing EVE.

    You can't play EVE afk mining in highsec. There's nothing worth fighting for there except the endless flow of tears.

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    1. NOOOOO, No bans for this guy, I want him to stay because its easier to keep killing him if hes playing, if hes banned he wont learn nothing. Don't want to take from the professors job.

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    1. Don't care, its juicy as hell, like a steak made of miner. I love the good char taste and the follow up of tears and moans. Its orgasmic. You should try it.


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  7. Oh no, not the carebear CEO!

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    1. Oh yes, bear meat is quite tasty, cook it up and try some, plenty of carebear meat to be cooked in high sec.

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    2. Oh good German tears, delicious.

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    3. Oh you were being sarcastic with the "HAHAHA" bit? I was generally amused about you referring to the CEO of carebear mining as tasty meat. So that means you were the one actually crying? Heh.

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    4. Oh don't you wish but sure I'm crying because the cooked carebear meat is simply divine. You should try some, But be warned if your a carebear that makes you a cannibal, but its all good in my book, eat or be eaten.
      Oh how I do love a good BBQ. Your either attending or your the meal.


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    5. Whos up for a game of pin the thermometer in the meat, lets see if his goose is cooked.


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    6. Hickory Dickory Dock

      Anon347 got popped

      He lacked a permit,
      His rage did ferment,
      But I laughed ALOT!


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    7. Praise who ever, I hope he has better table manners than Anon347, he couldn't get a permit so he got a glock. Well the bullet at least.

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  8. HAHAHAanon is really trying hard. You go girl.

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    1. Oh girlfriend put your purse down and lets see if there's a permit in there. NO well I'm afraid your goig to have to go away now, thank you for tonights libations of tears as you do the walk of shame out the door.

      Do come back soon when you have a permit, and don't mind the loud bang, that's just me shooting you to make sure everything is done right. No permit means you get shot.
      Now there's a hole in one, never knew the one who gets shot is the triggered.


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    2. He is doing a great job of running up our page visit counter. Other than that, we mostly ignore him.
      #6000000by2018

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    3. Yes just ignore me. Now that's a joke.

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    4. Never you mind the video man, too many re-runs in that guy. What we need is a new view. Lets just do something with more style, lets do something with more class and sophistication.

      Nah I say we do something a bit more brutal and beat them all with metal pipes.

      The miners may enjoy it for a time, its made of the same crap they keep mining. Oh such poetry in killing them with the very metal mined by their own hands. Lets dig up Shakespeare, I'm sure he would approve.


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  9. That hahahahaanon sounds a lot like admiral foxbolt, with all the forced "laughter".

    Only with better spelling and grammar.

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    1. Interesting name, Foxbolt. The fox I kill and eat but what do I do with the bolt. Maybe a spare for my rifle to put more carebears in the bag for meal times. Who wants seconds? I may need to create a new mealtime specialty.
      BOXKIN!

      Stuff a chickin up the ass of the fox, then stuff the fox up the ass of the bear. Shoot them all at once and cook.

      Brilliant, three tasty meals in one go. Three criminals down too with plenty of drinks to go around. Everyone eat. Or did you think I was going to stuff them together after they were dead?

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  10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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