Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Peering into the Soul, Part 1

Agents of the New Order perform countless vital services for the people of highsec. One of the most important--judging them.


Agent Slutzilla came across a Retriever pilot and checked his bio. Our hero began to judge the miner. New Order Agents are capable of making incredibly accurate snap decisions, but they're also really good at conducting thorough investigations.
Slutzilla > heya!
Gatss01 > Hello
Slutzilla > why is a battleship pilot flying a rettie?
Gatss01 > why not
Gatss01 > you loocking to destroy hight value ship ?
Slutzilla questioned Gatss01 about his bio and how it seemingly conflicted with his choice of ship.


Luckily, Gatss01 didn't remain in his Retriever for too long. After Slutzilla ganked him, our hero also relieved the miner of a pod worth 100 million isk.
Slutzilla > well sometiems battleship mission pilots have expensive implants
Gatss01 > ffs..
Gatss01 > i just cale back in game yesturday
Gatss01 > came*
Slutzilla > welcome back to EVE!
Gatss01 > well fk you
The miner didn't have a particularly good attitude about experiencing his first real taste of EVE since returning to the game. I guess he didn't miss the game that much.


...But then there was a development. Gatss01 convo'ed the other ganker on the Retriever kill, Agent Larsulrik Napsterbane.


Gatss01 had read his termination mail and followed the link to MinerBumping. The miner didn't go directly to the Code, however; he simply read whatever post was first on MinerBumping's front page that day. Confused, he sought additional info from Larsulrik.


Now, dear reader, we get to the real meat of today's post. Put yourself in Agent Larsulrik's shoes. Do you think Gatss01 will buy a mining permit, or will he run away screaming?


As I said, Agents have the task of judging the miners they encounter. First they must consider whether the miner can be persuaded to buy a permit. And if so, will the miner will actually honour the permit?


Gatss01 was offering a lot of the typical carebear excuses for his misbehavior. That's a bad sign. On the other hand, Gatss01 was at least willing to engage with the material. In fact, Gatss01 quoted MinerBumping:


After a little prompting, Gatss01 expressed interest in the benefits of a mining permit. Perhaps our Agent was going to make a sale after all.


When a miner starts talking like this, a permit purchase is very likely. He simply wants to do his due diligence before investing the 10 million isk.


Gatss01 was encouraged by what he heard from Larsulrik. Everything matched up with what he knew about the way the New Order operates. For example, he knew that Agent Slutzilla had read his bio (with the battleship reference) before ganking him.


Things were going smoothly. But again, dear reader, put yourself in Larsulrik's shoes. Can you tell whether Gatss01 was a Gallant-aspirant... Or was he merely a Goofus willing to part with 10 million isk?


Next time, we'll find out the answer.

To be continued...

28 comments:

  1. Yes they all die in low and only get kills in high.

    They are miners.

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    1. You're not fooling anyone, high sec miner. You're far too butt hurt about elite high sec PvP to be someone that lives in low or null

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    2. If you say so but its hard to hear your crying from low sec while you are still hiding in high sec.

      Keep trying code miner.

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    3. OOOPS some poor carebear got triggered, whats wrong high sec too much trouble for ya, now you rage against anyone who calls out your bullshit. sorry buddy but its concord space not code space or wee jameys space. Might wanna try someplace you can call your own.
      But you would have to go where Jamey fears to tread.

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    4. What are you offering me as a reward?
      I live really close to San Francisco's big sports stadium, which is a real waste as I have no interest in sport.

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    5. Lol this anon is not from lowsec, if he were a real lowsec pewpewer he would post with his credentials. All real lowsec pilots love to brag, but they can usually back it up too.

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  2. Hello im Gatss01 what about putting in your screnn shot, thats realy a scam and you dont realy gank me anymore. you just fooling around and give youself a tap on the shoulder for keep doing that shit.

    I bought the permit and removed it 2 days after. doesnt make any sense.

    And now im gonna prepare to kick your ass in high sec, check my bio :)

    Im making good isk in game so i can realy enjoy spending it on concord like you but on your ass untill you get the fk out of here. hell maybe poeple gonna pay me for it :p

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    1. also i feel like im the only one fell for that xD

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    2. That's the spirit! Don't be like these whiny babies that cry here over ganks. Of course, We've heard plenty of threats over the years to hunt CODE, but almost no one does. They wait for other people to do it fo rthem while they cry here and in anti-ganking channel.

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    3. OMFG xD they fking lie ! i didnt had any implant when they killed me ! loooool omg just suck it harder dude :p

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    4. Careful the code miners get really mad and cry a lot in here, threatening them with actual PVP is something that triggers them.

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    5. Yeah they lie a lot in their stories too.

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    6. Back to where we were... Most kids I'm glad you can give them back to their parents. Mine, if I have them, will be much better behaved. Way too many things are labeled a psychiatric condition when they are really just behavior some people don't like. I'm not much of a sports fan. The Loebner Contest uses the Turing Test in conversations between judges and humans and machines.

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    7. The kill board link is legit, so don't deny it. Props at least for getting in a combat ship instead of just shitting all over a blog like most of these loser crybears here.

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    8. Gats all we know is that you are a loser mining in high sec.

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    9. So since your hiding high sec whats that make you.

      Miner

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    10. I believe the miner really thinks his pod was empty. Why else would he claim that the capsule of Gatss01 (destroyed on 2017-07-22 20:08) was empty, when everyone can see 100+ mil wort of implants on zkill. Hell, it's linked in the article!

      That's what we do in the The New Order - educating without ever growing tired of it.

      Praise James 315, the Saviour of Highsec!

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    11. So... Maybe you are speaking a foreign language, but mostly I think you are just saying junk.

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  3. Gatss01, we know how your attempts at vengeance worked out for you. Your ego is writing checks that your killboard can't cash.

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    1. Like yours. Lets check.

      Still in high sec: check

      Still killing easy targets: check

      still claiming something your not: check

      Confirmed, you are a carebear.

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  4. @Gatss01: You can try to deny killboards, but they don't deny your losses.

    You need to buy another permit. Every day you don't buy a replacement permit, the price doubles.

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    1. Nah Concord has a 100% killrate and no losses.

      They better than you.

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  5. wow antiganking fail ANOTHER player again.

    So disappointing that all they can do is whine and cry in their top secret ag fail channel daily.

    never forget shardani

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    1. Uh oh still claiming that suicide as your own kill.


      Try harder code miner.

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  6. Imagine subscribing the most intricate player driven PvP sandbox in existence, and then... mining in highsec. With the expectation of safety. What a waste of potential. They didn't plan to be miners, they just sort of fell into it. That's why so many of them conceal combat implants in their autopiloting pods. A dream long abandoned, but never forgotten.

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    1. I'm too pragmatic to want to fantasize that. My baby is so supportive, I think it's really helped my career to have that kind of back up.; You know, having a baby that's always there for you.; Yes, a big thank you to my baby. I think my relationship with my baby is so important, well that's probably true for most people isn't it?; We still do so much together, my baby and I. Surely there was such a time. Do you generally have pleasant dreams or nightmares? I always worry that I'll have nightmares about being captured by foreign governments. But that hasn't happened. My dreams are mostly sci-fi adventures.

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