Saturday, February 17, 2018

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #151

I'll assume this miner was talking about CONCORD. Otherwise, that would be crazy--just crazy enough, in fact, for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!

tankgiirl and Shady Skoomasha were ganked together by our Agents. Then they shed tears together.

Sounds like a dysfunctional family.

Even without the giant red font, Zachary Martin Kashuken is wrong here. Everyone knows that a bot-aspirant is his own worst enemy.

Among the many problems with "Gank-Intel": The "intel" gatherers end up getting ganked themselves:

There are so many reasons why we say the Anti-Gankers have no intelligence.

Sure, no problem. Is May 31st good for you?

Seems like Google Translate must've eaten this miner's message. Google probably processes as many miner tears as CCP does.

If you're mining in highsec and your name is illegal, that's probably a bad sign...

illegal joined EVE in 2004. I don't know how many times this character changed hands or its owner quit, but getting ganked in a Hulk isn't much to show for 14 years.

I'm sorry, you must have me mistaken for someone else.

If jason trew's EVEmail is to be believed, it took him 7 years to grind enough isk to buy a Mackinaw. At PLEX exchange rates, that amounts to less than $1 per year. jason, I think it's time for you to try the Code.

The New Order saves another new player! The anti-Code crowd must have terrible stomach problems from eating so much crow.


  1. Burn Jita 2018
    From: Thomas en Chasteaux
    Sent: 2018.02.16 04:15

    Greetings High Sec Militia Members!

    With the annual announcement of the CODE Staged Space Drama
    and the arrival of long lost ganker toons like holdmybeer,
    that can only mean "that" time again....
    that a Burn Jita event is only days away.

    Last year, the criminal circus show was held on the weekend of February 24th.
    So expect this coming weekend or next.

    Dust off your Logi skills, which I hope you've been training since last year.

    Skill up for Shield Logi
    T1 HSM Osprey
    T2 HSM Osprey

    or Armor Logi
    T1 HSM Augoror
    T2 HSM Augoror

    If you can fly T2 Logi, all the better.

    For those Vets from last year, you will remember people complaining they weren't able to lock the ganker ships due to TiDI.

    This is why I highly recommend flying Logi ships.
    There's only 1 ship you need to lock, and you lock it before the TiDi Blob arrives.

    You have up to a week to prepare - Max.
    I will have some of the above ships available.

    Target priorities for us are Jump Freighters and Obelisk/Providence.

    If we have the numbers, a small dedicated team of Anti-Looters would be great.

    And should the entire TiB and Tea and Toast Crew be available, an Anti-Machariel squad.
    But I'm starting to dream big. :)

    Get Ready!


    serious question for you thomas (we know your life revolves around us so you will see this) - how can you honestly believe that 3 ospreys can stop a 250 man coercer fleet from ganking whatever they want to gank?

    second question - when is the kalynn shardani remembrance fleet?

    1. The kalynn shardani remembrance fleet is stuck in ag, trying to remember what it's for, what they do, how to do it, who's a genuine anti-ganker, when was the last time they did anything worthwhile, and whose job it is to think all this up.

      But I imagine it'll be another round of finger pointing, blaming & autistic drama, amounting to nothing more than just another leaked pastebin.

    2. CODE. staged?

      They even fail at that.


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