Thursday, February 8, 2018

The Orcas of Nakugard, Part 9

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Alt 00 rode into Nakugard on a chariot drawn by Taloses. At first the many Orca bots resisted, but eventually they had no choice but to retreat. Alt 00 didn't simply declare victory and go away. She targeted all of the remaining non-compliant miners for destruction.


In time, even the mining barges and exhumers left the system. Alt 00 had to dig deep to find targets. She spotted a blingy Garmur AFK on a stargate and wasted him.


The gank only cost our heroine two Catalysts, anyway. Not bad for a 440 million isk kill.


The Nakugard locals didn't share in Alt 00's joy. They had stood by when our Agent was killing Orcas and Procurers, but now she was killing everything without a permit. They accused her of overreach.


Alt 00 was the law in Nakugard. The locals knew it was pointless to try to out-PvP her. So they argued the law--that is, the Code.


Alt 00 felt sympathy for the locals. For some reason, they were so gloomy and depressed. She offered them an alternative.


More of the Nakugard residents spoke up. They peppered Alt 00 with questions. After all, she was the only one in the system with answers.


In fact, Alt 00 was basically the host of the show. If CCP's community team isn't exactly robust these days, who cares? The Agents of the New Order are the ones who really run things in highsec. And they always engage with the public.


Some of the carebears were getting restless. Luckily, Agent Lewak dropped by to help with crowd control.


For five long days, Nakugard was Orca-free. Word had gotten out about those Talos fleets, it seemed. Alt 00 began to wonder if she'd ever taste another Orca killmail.


Liten kiwi quietly slipped into one of Nakugard's asteroid belts and began mining. She was obviously aware of the possibility that gankers could be on the prowl, so she tanked up. Then Alt 00 dropped eleven Taloses on her head.


Elated, Alt 0 went to the Anti-Ganking channel and reported the good news. Our Agent wondered where Anti-Ganking had been all this time. They hadn't even tried to stop her from ganking, so maybe they needed an invitation. Better yet, they might join in on the fun of ganking. What if they gave up their silly anti-Code heresies and enjoyed EVE for once?

Alas, all they did was ban Alt 0 from the channel.


The anti-Code resistance--like Liten kiwi's Orca--had been broken.

To be continued...

30 comments:

  1. Man, this is a good story but ag is broken?!? Surely not, Jennifer en Marland was there in channel! Surely he was in High Sec ready to help at a moments notice. You know, actively hunting...

    ... or was he provi

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  2. ag! Your leadership has abandoned you! End your tired rebellion and embrace the Code. We believe High Sec, and EvE is worth fighting for!

    Join us!

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    1. Why do you want ag to join CODE.? Does the New Order need an influx of immature shitters?

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    2. Why would you do that? All they are good at is bindiving blue cans.

      Can you imagine how retarded comms would be.

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  3. So that orca pilot was well aware they might get ganked, but went out there anyway. They trusted in their tank but didn't have The Code.

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    1. The Code always wins! Praise James! \o/

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  4. looks like antigankers are STILL failing. Years upon years of non-stop failures and all they are left with is cringe poems written by thomas.

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    1. Everything about thomas is kinda cringy.

      On a side note: Does it seem to anyone else that the more ag "converts" join CODE. the more CODE. will become like ag?

      I'm just paraniod right? I mean, what's the worst that could happen by letting so many violent spergs join CODE.?


      ;)

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    2. The Code has proven it's ability to transform even the worst individuals like miners or ag into lovable, productive and joyful citizens.

      You give too much credit to the decadent rebels. The Code always wins after all.

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    3. ag line members are merely misguided about the nature of EVE. Everything in The Code is intuitive and consistent with the way EVE works. The vast majority of the player-base supports it in action if not in name. One need only leave highsec to realize it.

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    4. The professor is correct. Plus some of us X-agr's have been in Code for quite a while with many other toons. We are all alts after all. While some of us have yet to fully master basic English skills like spellng and grammer we've come a long way as far as being civilized. Most importantly we believe in the cause. Praise James! \o/

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    5. And they keep calling their characters "toons"!

      ag (even ex-ag) still failing.

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    6. (ex-ag'r pretends to have his feelings hurt)

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    7. Anon606 do you truly believe that someone so flawed as to promote RL doxxing of gankers (OR WORSE) will simply become a better more emotionally stable person RL just by joining CODE.? Too bad kalynn didn't get an invite.

      Heh, all you need is love huh?

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    8. Nope. I know of two people active in ag that ever mentioned anything of doxxing. They were both horrible horrible individuals. They were both mean and nasty and really their own worst enemies as no-one would ever fly with them. They were a real miners, that kind that James is so right about. Fun side note, they would both troll this comment section anonymously. Sound familiar?

      The first one killed his child and then himself when he couldn't bring himself to kill his other kid. -Shardani

      The other is you. "Grand Design".

      Most ag'rs are just naive and idealistic. They just need to learn for themselves the truth about the Code.

      Why don't you post with your name oh brave one? Or convo me in game? You obviously know who I am. I'd love to discuss this agent to agent.

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    9. ...if you really are an agent.

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    10. You can't reply "agent to agent" anon. Your actions right here are the reason you will never be a real ganker. You want my phone number too bud? How about my address...

      Your tears are my proof, you just lost control again.

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    11. Lol faildo crying like a bitch, nothing has changed!

      He really don't belong in Code.

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  5. The imagery in this series is truly stunning.

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  6. I am not surprised that a miner corp is called "Life sucks" ("Livet suger"). Poor little miner. If she would have been part of CODE, then she would have been much happier.
    /Minx Mattel

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    1. Save the miners! Gank one today!

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  7. Hungry-ass hooligans stay on that piranha shit

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  8. Praise James 315 and his gay pride movement!.

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    1. He got ganked and is impotent to do anything about it. But never fear, someone will try to recruit him into CODE..

      Oh wait, maybe you should fear.

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    2. Maybe CODE. should invite anon206 to corp, then you can cure his inability to not post homophobic tears.

      All you need is the Code, right?

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    3. I have mined under your peoples noses for years. Never once have your gank's been a success. Talk about a failure on your part.

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  9. I'm parked in Hek and feeling the itch to start playing again. So many killmails and I'm not on them =C

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