Sunday, February 18, 2018

Kills of the Week

It's like someone told the bot-aspirants that we were going to cut them some slack. What else can explain the willingness of carebears to violate the Code, after they've suffered so much for it? In fact, the bot-aspirants got hammered this week. The mighty CODE. alliance was in rare form and, once again, the carebears suffered greatly. From the week of February 11th @ 00:00 EVEtime through February 17th @ 23:59 EVEtime:



Highsec miners always seem to find a way to lose their money. They can lose a lot of isk even on the cheapest of ships. silbersack inexplicably blinged-out his Endurance mining frigate to half a billion isk before Agent Jack Van Impe brought him to his senses.



Ros Beldrulf topped silbersack, bloating his Retriever to 623 million isk. Just to make sure he'd lose it, Ros sent his mining barge into Uedama. Agent holdmybeer didn't have one of those fancy multiboxing freighter-ganking fleets at his disposal, but he did have more than enough DPS to kill a Retriever, regardless of its decadence.



Kottos probably didn't expect to lose his freighter to an NPC. But you know what's less intelligent than an NPC? An AFKPC. Agent Siegfried Cohenberg bumped the freighter until his new best friends killed it.


It looks like the Agent-aspirant Guristas are eager to join the New Order.



Corpius knew he was wrong to carry such expensive cargo in his freighter. So when he was threatened with a gank fleet (consisting of Agents BAE B BLUE, BAE B PEW, Emotion Sasen, Captain Cortar, Padme Love, ClearLove, Pure Whyte, Micky Maken, Selina Love, ZAKURELL0 LINDA, 420420420420 420420420420, Basic Black Bitch, clavo oxidado, Walther Fizzleblade, Lutz Fizzleblade, Karl Friedrich Fizzleblade, Origo Lim, Franz Fizzleblade, Archibald Fizzleblade, Hagen Fizzleblade, Gottfried Fizzleblade, Rosanna Love, Lunar Love, Another ShadeOf Whyte, Yuliana Tang, Suraka Toshiko, Yojiro, Jack Fizzleblade, Bluekiss, Ashley Whyte, and Hermann Fizzleblade), he tried to negotiate...


While he was still being bumped, he handed over a faction battleship.


He also paid a 3 billion isk ransom. Yet he was still ganked. The rebels will undoubtedly squawk about our Agents lacking honour. Not so fast. Because you see, carebears, once people find out what Corpius was carrying, they'll agree that he deserved to be ganked, ransom payment or no:


I rest my case.



Now we get to the big one. Paracidic Infection lost a staggering 43 billion isk jump freighter... in a 1.0 security system. Incredible!

Agents Tax Collector BokChoy, Dead Yellow Whale, Dead Gray Whale, Tax Collector Kittens, Tax Collector Stroheim, Dead Geen Whale, Dead Black Whale, Tax Collector Max, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Hill, Dead Blue Whale, Dead Red Whale, Tax Collector Aruka, Dead Pink Whale, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector HongMei, Taxman Daniel, Dead Brown Whale, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Dead Scarlet Whale, Dead Orange Whale, Australian Excellence, Dead Purple Whale, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector Buck, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Fuemi, Mining Lord 1999, Tax Collector AynRand, and Ding Dong MingMong brought more than 30 Taloses into this gank. It was a masterpiece.


All the plating in the world couldn't save this guy. You want to protect your ship? Use the Code instead.



Stormfyst II lost a 2.7 billion isk freighter, and then he managed to lose a pod worth even more. Agent brainlet smartbombed the freighter pilot and vaporized his 3.5 billion isk implants.


Interestingly, one of the carebear's implants was smartbomb-related. I wonder if he appreciated the irony?

34 comments:

  1. The Code always wins!

    Always!

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  2. I saw a hitchhiker while driving today, he had a sign that simply read "HEAVEN".

    So I hit him.

    Hope he made it.


    I would do the same for any of you ag pedos. ;)

    Never forget shardani.

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  3. 906 gunnery implants?! I can't buy those for love nor money!

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  4. "He also paid a 3 billion isk ransom"

    NEVER EVER PAY A RANSOM. THAT PUTS A BIG "I'LL GLADLY PAY AGAIN!" SIGN ON YOUR BACK!

    God, some people are so dumb!

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    1. His greatest crime was that he didn't have a 10,000,000 ISK mining permit.

      Speaking of which, we must sort one out for you. You know you would love to have my name in your bio.

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    2. Ehnea, listen to your betters! You understand much. More than many would think a miner is capable of. But owning a permit will expand your horizons to attain a level of clarity that's only possible trough The Code!

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    3. Pluheeze, ehnemapoo understands jack shit about EVE or the community, she's a self proclaimed welfare alpha slug. She doesn't support EVE and only has an alpha account in a feeble attempt to give credibility to her cringe blog. In sbort she is a lot like foxbolt, wanting to vet paid to play EVE. Sadly even foxbolt's writings were more entertaining that ehnemapoo could ever be.

      I bet she doesn't understand the irony of her calling someone else dumb. But here she is, grubbing for visits to her welfare blog.

      The main reason ehnemapoo wouldn't pay a 3bill ransom is because she only flies alphashitter fits and runs level 1's. It has nothing to do with her laughabe assesment of why to not pay a ransom, which was completely wrong btw. You don't pay ransoms in EVE because you are going to die anyway, no one honors them in highsec, period. If ehnemapoo was a real EVE player he would know that, but her education is lacking due to her refusal to get a job and pay her way like the rest of us.

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    4. Sure my fellow Anon. I concealed my original sentiments. Mainly, for no matter how heinous the crimes of a miner, The Code still offers salvation. James 315's heart is vast, and the 10 million isk / year it takes to reserve a spot in there is more than a bargain.

      I couldn't have slept well, seeing Ehnea continuing to fail if I didn't call her attention on how much positive influence a mining permit has on one's finances, conscience and soul.

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    5. Anon1023 you seem to have the right intention, the problem is that ehnemapoo is a lost cause. She knows what she is doing is socially unacceptable, but she refuses to even attempt to better herself.

      She admits to not helping CCP by supporting EVE with a subscription, she thinks it's ok to be permanent societal leech, in game and RL. You know she's on Canadian welfare right?

      A mentor taught me early on in life that "you gotta know when to say fuck it". You cannot save everyone. At this point any effort at improvement expended on ehnemapoo is wasted, and better spent on smarter players.

      The fact is, ehnemapiggy is too lazy to better herself, and no one else can make that decision but her. There is nothing you can say to her that she hasn't already heard, but she still acts like a shitter. She is willfully acting like a ghetto shitter, and I don't think it's RP for her.

      I mean, have you looked into her blog? Let's just say she writes even more cringe than thomasinchastity. I tried to read through it but my intolerance for ignorance is too strong. It's hard to read something that's wrong on every point, written by someone who didn't even finish school and lives off welfare. Those people shouldn't have a vote, or an opinion.

      Saving miners ie one thing, allowing the dregs of society to shit up our game is another. CCP should remove alpha clones, if someone wants to voice an opinion about EVE, that person should at least have a vested interest in, and working knowledge of, the game and the community. ehnemapiggy as an alpha shitter only serves to lower the standard.

      Anyone else remember when EVE was "hard"? Now it's for the masses, the lowest common denominator must be catered to because their feelings might get hurt. Shitters, the lot of 'em.

      Just call ehnema out on being a welfare queen and leave it at that. I mean her name is ehnema, that's just too easy.

      Get a permit, and a sub, or get rekt shitters!

      Always!

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  5. BURN JITA STARTS TODAY!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

    Antigankers are failing so hard. I wonder how they will save freighters in shuttles and rookie ships trying to steal random carebears stuff.

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  6. Burn jita is firing up RIGHT NOW

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  7. Such an amazing week! High Sec is ours!!!

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  8. Well, at least Agent Guristas can pick up faildo's slack and the Code will continue to win.

    Always!

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    1. And what a faildo too. No wonder they sent him to the Lawrence School for Pubbies Who Can't Gank Good (and Want to do Other Things Good Too) for retraining. Bet he can't even fit a catalyst or even d-scan. Do you even Eve bro? Send him back to ag! He'll be a giant among midgets.

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    2. Too faildo for the NOL reboot. Now that's an upgrade!

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    3. The Lawton School took in some ex-NOL members as visiting fellows for a week. Who would have guessed a year ago that ex-ag ex-HSM Aldo Raine would have a permit with my name on it and be in my ganking corp. Praise James! And Burn Jita 5 is on the way.

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    4. I hope the training equipment at the Lawton School is all clad in 16% molybendum Stainless, just for the salt-corrosion protection it offers.

      PLUS, I bet a stainless steel Catalyst is a sight to behold.

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    5. Praise James! \o/

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    6. Lol who woulda thunk it?

      Number of active players X number of faildo in your corp = your shitter rating. Even if it's just you and faildo, that's a shitter rating of 2. Everyone else's is zero at the moment.

      You know who else would get mad and biomass/rage quit quite often? The crown prince of shitterdom (only second to kalynn) admiral foxbolt. It's a sure sign of uncontrolled rage. You can't change the facts any more than you can change an rl shitter. You know that people don't change that easily, but you insist on pushing faildos "conversion" on us. He probably should not have rerolled as the same character, that's just ignorant. He will always be faildo to us, well me anyway.

      Hey, at least the Code is always winning! Always! ;)

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  9. pay for a permit will still get u ganked

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    1. If your breaking the Code miner then yes. Follow the Code! Always!

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    2. faildo, please learn how to english. Your comment lost meaning, and my attention, after the second word. You know, the one you used incorrectly.

      Only the most ignorant and uneducated fail to use the contraction 'you're' properly, as it's one of the first contractions taught in elementary school. I know english is hard, but that's no excuse for willfull ignorance.

      Does it hurt to be that stupid?

      If your first reaction to this is "grammar nazzi!" then I am talking to you, shitter. Your comments would have a greater impact if we could understand what you're trying to say. But please, continue to blame it on those who know the difference, and not your parents (for drinking while pregnant).

      The Lawton School doesn't cover communication skills? That's hard to believe. How can you sell permits if miners can't understand what you're saying?

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    3. Calm down triggered mb troll anon. Your foregone conclusions are highly questionable.

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    4. Anon236, when are you going to stop being butthurt? Or are you one of those silly ag trolls? We now how your impotence make you want to scream at the sky.

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    5. Stay mad, your boys still jumping ship :)

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    6. bumping ships*

      Like the epic agents they are.

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    7. Your a fail troll, ag scum! :P

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    8. Why is faildo still fail-posting as an anon? I thought the Lawton School for shitters was against anonymity.

      Watch out LL, you saw what happened to NOL after faildo joined, it would be a shame if his permafail rubbed off on the company he kept. :)

      It really is true that a highsec corp is the sum total of its parts. So that's: [your active players] multiplied by [the number of faildo in your corp] equals [your shitter rating]. The only way to have a ZERO shitter rating is to have ZERO shiters. Trust the math friend. XD

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    9. 359, 400, and 446 are all the same faildo posting as an anon. His kind is easy to spot by all the projecting.

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    10. Alrighty then...self triggering troll triggers self into rage in comments section.

      Has Aldo even commented on this page? If he is so bad what damage can he really do? Steal our schedules? Make an anonatroll in the comments section explode with rage?

      He really seems like a nice guy. Have you met him?

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  10. If you break the law....yes.

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  11. Corpius, you fool!

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  12. Way to go Agent Cohenberg and Agent Guristas! ag fails so hard, they can't even stop two NPCs from ganking a freighter

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