Wednesday, February 14, 2018

White Knights in High Places

Agent Lewak had an Atron-class frigate and an itchy trigger finger. What to do? Go on a roam in low/null? Ask someone if RvB is still around?


No, Lewak used his ship to enforce the Code. He ganked a Venture. A frigate for a frigate, which seemed fair. Lewak sent the pilot, Waffle Ohaya, an EVEmail about the Code.

Waffle didn't write back--but someone else did.


Ray Dawnsblood entered the scene. For some reason, he took up Waffle's case. Maybe Ray was supposed to be intimidating on Waffle's behalf, but Ray himself had to invoke the names of other alliances. How were they all connected? All Lewak did was gank a guy named Waffle. It was like a "powerful friends in nullsec" version of six degrees of separation.


Shadow Cartel, one of the alliances listed, did not appear to have any connection to Ray. I've heard of Shadow Cartel. Their stats are okay, but certainly nothing like those of the mighty CODE. alliance. They fell far short of the 2 trillion mark last month.


Agent Lewak told Ray that if he was a true friend to Waffle, he'd buy the little guy a mining permit. Lewak was testing Ray for signs of bot-aspirancy and carebear tendencies. If Ray wouldn't even spend 10 million isk to help his friend, that would reveal what his priorities really were.


Ray fancied himself the whitest of white knights. Who were these "protectors" anyway? Some Anti-Ganking group that managed to stay off the radar? Ray continued:


Like so many other theme parkers we've encountered, Ray claimed to champion the cause of new players. Waffle actually was new, but Ray wouldn't give him any isk. His only "help" came in the form of rants via EVEmail.


Ray questioned the motives and dedication of the Saviour of Highsec. Classic projection.


The "protector" finally wrapped up his EVEmail. He urged sympathy and compassion for new players--but he drew the line at opening his own wallet for them.

Lewak penned a brief reply. He suggested that Ray must be new in highsec if he didn't know about the Code. Also, CCP has definitively proven that ganking new players doesn't make them quit. This small dose of truth triggered another rant.


Ray gnashed his teeth about newbies quitting. Yet the young miner kept his silence. Why couldn't Waffle speak for himself?


Ray had his own vision for what CODE. could become: A training corp for new highsec miners. This, among other reasons, is why I'm the Saviour of Highsec and he's not.


I mentioned before that although Ray liked to name-drop, he didn't seem to have any authority to speak on their behalf. So who was this guy?


In fact, Ray didn't belong to any particular corp or alliance for very long. One particularly suspicious entry in his employment history: A 44-day stint in Death to CODE.


Amusingly, even a corporation dedicated to our destruction manages to be another one of those "we take anyone and we do a little of everything" corps. Like Ray, these people have nothing and no one to guide them. They'll never get anywhere until they learn to follow the Code.

28 comments:

  1. That is some fine salt my friend. Excellent work Agent Lewak! Praise James! \o/

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    1. https://zkillboard.com/character/851009929/ Good luck praising someone who hasn't done shit in 6 years.

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  2. "This, among other reasons, is why I'm the Saviour of Highsec and he's not."

    - love it!! \o/

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    1. Yea that was my favorite part too. It's really hard to believe anyone could be as ignorant as ole rayray.

      I'm sorry bht if he's that ignorant of the game he's playing then he probable will never learn to play properly.

      Ona a side note, time to apply the alt army to Brave for a little blue on blue with rayray.

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    2. Not trying to be a "saviour of high-sec" but I would like high-sec to be saved from Code. High-sec never needed saving in the first place...

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    3. Rayray is looking forward to some encounters then. Come find me if you're "brave" enough. Hehe... Get it? Brave enough and the corperation is Brave.... Hehe... Bad joke... But IDGAF. :)

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  3. Hol-E-shit, that Ray Dawnsblood is one ignorant shitter. Does he not know yet that threats in EVE are the last resort of cowards?

    PVP or log out you stupid shitter! His tears serve only to make him a bigger target?

    Impotent threats from carebear shitters makes me lol. That miner needs a proper EVE education.

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    1. People say threats are for cowards and I use to think the same way. But the more I progress in life, the more I realize that it's not a coward's move. A coward would just let it happen, a coward would stay back in the shadows, and a coward would just let people trample over his/her friends. I wish for my friends and all new players(even the shtitty ones) to have a chance at the game. Hi-sec is suppose to be a palce where people can chill, meet other players without fear of getting ganked, and get hooked into the game, but Code is abusing this kindness of the EvE community and taking advantage of new players. If Code wants to bully, come pick someone their own size and find Shadow Cartel. We're by Old Man Star, we took that hell hole over. Finally, I'm not a fucking miner! Code refers to their "subjects" as miners, but I'm not I'm a fucking pirate ganker. But I stick to ganking in low sec and null sec where it belongs. Also people, don't get butthurt by the fact this account doesn't have good stats, or skills, or whatever else you guys can complain about, I've got more than whats on paper.

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    2. Ray, you're a PHag. GTFO

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    3. When you're not basly enough to reveal your ig name, you're blank insults are just a joke.

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  4. Jamey's CHODE. slaves have provided him with very deep pockets. Perhaps he could purchase mining permits for all high security space denizens?

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    1. That's like saying a charity should pay for your car registration and your drivers license because they are rich.

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  5. Yeah. He's a miner.

    Of the explody Retriever kind.

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/46215842/

    In a side note, I have recently been kicked out of my long-time alliance and am anticipating my return to wardec blogging.


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    1. Linky Bing blog?

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    2. Its stickied at the top of the minerbumping.com FORUM.

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    3. Bing Bang Boom Blog! Awesome!

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    4. Salah booted you from CODE. No one else has turned their back on you Mr. Bing. You are always welcome.

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    5. Cool, I die in a Retriever. I can afford hundreds of those. I didn't even know that I died to one of your scummy Code members. Also, may I point out. That was 20-fucking-15, who gives a shit about that year?

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  6. Ray is a big deal.

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  7. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46215842/ I think I understand why that sperg is so butthurt

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    1. I'm not butthurt over a kill that I didn't even realize was from Code in 2015. I am defending a friend from bullies. These are probably all messages from the same person, just all anonymously. lol.

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  8. Mute me now motherfucker.

    https://youtu.be/inrgEOzg4f0

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  9. ...this makes me want to come out of retirement.

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  10. Wow just wow antigankers are failing hard

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  11. Hmph, just trying to piss me off now aren't you? So much for me staying off EVE for a few months. I'm coming back bitches!

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