Xan Staraider turned his life around, abandoning his misspent youth as an Anti-Ganker to take up Catalyst and Code. Agent Xan hoped to share the benefits of the Code with non-compliant miner Thorin Hammerfield--only to run afoul of Jelly Heed, a practicing anti-Code rebel.
Despite her best efforts, Jelly had failed to stop Xan from ganking Thorin Hammerfield. Now she wanted someone to blame.
Jelly was convinced that Semaj Cay Erquilenne was secretly working for the New Order, instead of AFK mining like he was supposed to.
Xan swiftly resolved the dispute. He didn't want any distractions; he preferred to spend his 15-minute criminal timer quietly preparing for the next gank.
Miners always complain about not being warned, so Xan offered a warning to every miner in the system. But Jelly was making preparations of her own. She'd failed to stop the last gank, and she had no intention of being humiliated again.
Xan undocked and launched his Catalyst back into the field of battle. Now was the moment of truth.
Zounds! Agent Xan's Catalyst was ganked!
The Catalyst had been attacked by the drones of a Skiff piloted by Jelly's alt. However, the presence of CONCORD on the Catalyst lossmail was telling...
Prior to exploding, the Catalyst had destroyed its target. Once again, Jelly failed to prevent the gank. She was as much of a failure as all of the other Anti-Gankers.
The entire system witnessed a timeless truth: The CODE always wins. Always!
Jelly stewed. She'd sworn to herself that she'd never be humiliated by Xan Staraider ever again. Yet here she was.
Fellow anti-Code carebear Firebase tried to support Jelly by pulling the old "ships that can't shoot back" line. Because Jelly's alt had fired upon Xan's Catalyst, Firebase only made things worse, by drawing further attention to the Anti-Ganker's failure. Jelly winced.
Firebase calmly raged in local. He was so indifferent to the situation that his hands trembled and his eyes turned red. Smoke contentedly shot out of his nostrils.
Xan looked upon the rebels with pity. He used to be just like them. There was no need to make a confession; his own history wasn't the important thing. The Code was. Jelly and her fellow rebels insisted that disobeying the Code wouldn't result in losses. Xan knew better--and so did everyone he killed.
After his 15-minute timer expired, Xan returned to the ice field. Incredibly, the pod of the Retriever he'd just ganked was still sitting there. So the Retriever pilot lost 100 million isk worth of implants, too. Where were the rebels who just moments ago had declared the irrelevance of the Code? Nowhere to be seen.
It appears we have many defiant miners in this system, looking forward to more disciplinary action.ReplyDelete
It's amusing to watch miners when they suddenly turn on their own. In the Nakugard system, they have been known to carry out witch hunts and kangaroo courts, forcing confessions out of miners for the supposed 'crime' of being a Code spy.ReplyDelete
It's a far cry from a New Order court of justice where, prior to their sentencing, everyone we put on trial is given a just and fair hearing. A proper legal system is the cornerstone of any democracy.
"It's a far cry from a New Order court of justice where, prior to their sentencing, everyone we put on trial is given a just and fair hearing."Delete
Judge Dredd style.
Sounds like the cringe fest that is the anti-ganking channel also.Delete
I suppose it is just and fair in the sense that everyone gets the exact same punishment...Delete
Calm down miner john.Delete
wow just wow antigankers are failing so hard right now.ReplyDelete
Did any one see the meltdowns that have happened? First Grand Design had a melt down because he couldn't stop a shuttle getting ganked. and now Eskati is having a meltdown because hes been wardecced hahahaha. off to the npc corp you go hahahaahahahaha
Grand Design is one angry dude. He might actually be the end of ag. Everybody is a spai!Delete
It's everyday. Yesterday I was thanked by a miner for making Eve awesome. After I killed and podded him! Then he bought a permit!ReplyDelete
The Code is saving Eve, one carebear at time.
Fucking Nazis every last one of ya.ReplyDelete
Says the anonymous sociopathic loser too scared to even use an Internet handle.Delete
I agree in theory and application with gankers and the Code, however, all apacheanon is doing is linking his name to an anonymous blogger profile.Delete
That's the pot calling the kettle black friend. Sorry apacheanon, but you are just as anon as the rest of us.
I do agree with you that the op is making unsubstantiated claims when posting as an anon; but who are you apacheanon? If I can't look you up on EVEwho or zkill, you are an anon.
There is no place for hypocrisy in the New Order. If you want to call out an anon for 'being an anon' then link to your main or gtfo. You should know better.
Says the anonymous who is too scared to even use an Internet handle. And if you had been around for any length of time, you'd know who I am ingame; its not a big secret. Learn to research. Now GTFO, anon.Delete
You can thank CCP and rippard fag for not having ts CODE. court anymore.ReplyDelete
Great loss for the miners. Soon even the last one will forget how it was to receive expert legal counsel during their court proceedings. Shame.Delete
I don't understand how riptard could have been such a shitter, he showed promise early on, and his blog was somewhat entertaining, but when he decided to act like a tyrant trying to shove his views down everyone else's throat I lost any respect for him.Delete
If he biomassed IRL it would be no big loss to the world, his kind always go bad in the end anyway. Who needs another crazy self-absorbed ignorant shitter in a watchtower with a gun?
Lol jk! Seriously though, riptard, if you're ever feeling like there's no point in continuing in a world where no one likes you, and you just can't face the universe any longer, don't forget the B4Rchan! Those shitters can surely help you find a way to off yourself.
In game of course.
jnr Jughead. Why, I see him everyday. Since I live in Jel. And now I know who his main is.....ReplyDelete
*smiles and sharpens knives*
*looks at the Shiney Red Wardec Button*
Who are you again? apachewardecceranon is not on zkill.Delete
Link plox! So we can all join in the lulz ;)
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Learn to research; I've been around on this blog for quite awhile. Its no big secret who I am. And who is asking, 'anon'?Delete
And zkill is hardly informative; I never signed up on it, so many kills are not registered on it. Its hardly a good infosource of how a wardec is going.
You are an excellent writer. When is your book going to published? Seriously, you have the skill, and the content, and the audience. Would make for an epic read.
The Official History of High Sec
By James 315
The Bump that changed the universeDelete
Normally I'd be pretty disgusted if a suicide gank occurred within d-scan range of me. However, this story basically lists an idiot pilot who was so afk as to not notice his ship getting blown to shreds. Perhaps he should have been watching local.ReplyDelete
Don't be disgusted friend, there is absolutely nothing you could do to stop it anyway. Don't blame your incompetence, blame your alignment.Delete
Once you realize how silly it is to differentiate between an acceptable and unacceptable levels of AFK, you'll see that you are 'fighting' on the wrong side of the war.Delete
You should learn from agent Xan and agent Aldo!
Well, Xan anyway. Why would anyone want to learn to faildo?Delete