Highsec Miner Grab Bag #180

Protip: Never take advice from a carebear.

...Carebears, we know, tend to engage in risky and self-destructive behaviors--like mining without a permit. Welcome to another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!

EVE isn't as dead as your mining ship, friend.

I've noticed that the anti-Code carebears tend to use a lot of racial slurs. Although the Anti-Gankers always fail to save them, I do wonder why they would want to spend all of their time trying to help racists.

Bonus protip: If you want me to reimburse your loss, you probably shouldn't set me to "terrible" standings.

Per Google Translate:
"frostbitten, I repeat - we will meet in a year, remove the spell for you canot play it ..."

You know a miner is desperate when he resorts to witchcraft. FYI, the Code forbids the use of dark magic in highsec.

Check the datestamps. That was one AFK miner!

"What am I watching?" Not Netflix anymore.

Silly Russian miner Beila Kacman has coined a new insult: "You're successfully using birth control!"

It's only safe to anchor a structure if you're fully compliant with the Code. Talk to your local Agent for more information.

Miners, never signal your disinterest in obeying the Code...

So much for "I would've bought a permit if you had warned me first."

Miners, if you want to spend time with your children, dock up or ask an Agent for permission.

Keith Hudson petitioned our Agent with four complaints. I will address each of them here:

#1-4. Don't be a Goofus.