Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Over One Trillion Seven Hundred Fifty Billion in Shares Sold

So many people want to invest in the future of highsec--that is, to invest in the New Order. And, as it turns out, that's a really, really, really good investment to make.


Who gets the Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ here? Gagah Enforcer, who's already off to a solid start in EVE. Gagah's purchase of 315 shares put us past the 1,750 billion isk mark and earned him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Think of it: 1.75 trillion. One and three quarters of a trillion isk. That's a vote of confidence.


BONUS!

A tale of two streamers, dear reader. Agent Alt 00 sniped a streamer and encouraged him to buy a permit. You can watch the action unfold here:


Spoiler: This streamer learns from the experience. But not everyone takes so easily to the acquisition of knowledge. Which brings us to our second streamer...


BONUS BONUS!

Agent Siegfried Cohenberg is name-dropped in the following clip, so you know it has to be good:


This was clipped and saved for the world by Twitch user "RegentDonkey"; the full video from which this clip came is unavailable. I think you get the idea, though.

And I agree that Agent Siegfried's elite PvP skills are totally sick, dude.

14 comments:

  1. Congratulations agent Gagah Enforcer! \o/

    Praise James!

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  2. Oh good.

    -Galaxy Pig

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  3. That miner Insomniac was so sweet! He still jumped around some squares of the miner-bingo... but he immediately and instinctively thanked the ganker! Many miners can't even imagine such levels of gallantness!

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  4. So jealous of Siegfried right now...

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  5. The funny man in the second video looks rather angry.

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  6. Those videos are epic!!!

    Love the voice message in the first video. Can other agents use it?

    Excellent work agents! Praise James!

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  7. It's inspirational. This is how every miner should behave when confronted. He's a natural Gallant.

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  8. siegfried stalked me too!

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  9. I prefer Jaxi Wreckful's soundcloud explanation better.

    https://m.soundcloud.com/jaxi-wreckful/re-recruitment

    Now that is all class right there.

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  10. NotTheSmartestCookieMarch 28, 2019 at 9:46 AM

    lol, the gamma sperg in that second video is just great. Also funny how he frames himself as if eating a massive black dick.

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  11. The guy in the second video looks (and sounds) like a close relative of Napoleon Dynamite. Is this a common trend among Anti-Gankers?

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    1. Possibly, like Jamey and his .chode slaves look and sound like close relatives of Homer Simpson.

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  12. Sounds like child rapist shit.

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