Friday, March 1, 2019

Jita Burns, Anti-Ganking Fails

This past weekend saw the annual Burn Jita event. During Burn Jita, sightseers and well-wishers from nullsec's dominant coalition--the Imperium--visit highsec to gank haulers.


The few remaining "Anti-Gankers" show up, too. Not to have fun, of course; mostly they just whine about their failures.


Anti-Code rebel Svipull dejectedly reported the losses to his fellow fun-haters.


"Why didn't they do a better job of organizing a resistance?" you ask. "They've known about it all year. Multiple years if you count their past years of failure." I suppose the answer is that they were too busy. They were preoccupied with non-stop failing daily continuously all the time--and Anti-Gankers are notoriously bad at multitasking.


And yes, it happened again:


Last month, a ruse was posted on the official EVE forums. If this sounds familiar, it's because your memory goes back two years:


A similar Ruse Kruise was posted back in 2017.


As usual, the resistance effort--such as it was--disintegrated into backbiting and recriminations. The Goblok squad fails again!

22 comments:

  1. Good old salty Tom.

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  2. * Kusion = bots = chode. slave = hypocrite.

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    1. CODE = Lucy
      anti-ganking = Charlie Brown

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    2. Yeah, chode. is a whiny bitch who is in love with a closet homosexual (Linus). You got that right.

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    3. Calm down chode. slave.

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    4. Is it too late to call you on skype alex?

      You don't answer my calls.

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  3. lol, they even acknowledge it themselves. "you didn't come here to save anything". They came with the express purpose of failing again and again and again.

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  4. hazen kinda looks like one of the chimps from planet of the apes

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  5. After playing all these years i still can't think of anything that could count as an ag win.

    Talk about epic failure.

    Just a bunch of skinny,worm ridden,bindiving bludgers.

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    1. The big AG win against CODE is that you care more about AG than anyone else.

      Most people, myself included have worked out that at worst CODE is a minor problem this is easily avoided.

      Listen to yourself. All that rage and bitterness you continually express can't be good for your health.

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    2. Rage and bitterness?


      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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    3. Come on Gankers lol I stopped many ganks from happening since I started killing gankers, Come out of your box lol I even have videos of me stopping ganks lol So yes AG do win lol you just don't like others to know that yes Gankers do fail too

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    4. Even if it was true, the Code still wins. The Code always wins. Always.

      If you don't know that then you don't understand the Code.

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    5. Still waiting for that video of ag actually stopping a gank.

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    6. Are you serious and blind that you NEVER seen any of my videos? lol No problem I'll leave a link for you Karma..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbFDFHj4bvg&list=PLj1LWYGiQz91opZFkleOdMGmnuRjx9NLo

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  6. Burn Jita would be less fun without ag tears. Look at Thomas trying in vain to convince his bright-eyed recruits that shooting flashies won't stop a gank. The Saviour explained how that works nearly two years ago yet this is apparently still controversial to them. lol!

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  7. Super, I was looking for what you described. Thanks for the help !Great business, I love reading about itWhat a way to approach. Have you heard of such stories? If so, great. Thanks !

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  8. Praise James!
    Agent Aiko is the master of ruses! Who else could have succeed with that one, again?

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  9. AG actually has video of sniping gankers.
    They were killing it

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    1. Have they got one of actually stopping a gank?

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    2. Are you serious and blind that you NEVER seen any of my videos? lol No problem I'll leave a link for you Karma.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbFDFHj4bvg&list=PLj1LWYGiQz91opZFkleOdMGmnuRjx9NLo

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