Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Over One Trillion Seven Hundred Forty-Six Billion in Shares Sold

We're on the road to two trillion, folks. It's happening.

Agent Lewak purchased 1,000 more shares--for reasons we'll explore in a moment--sending us past the 1,746 billion isk mark. Scratch another milestone off the list, and give a round of applause to Lewak for earning a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.


BONUS!


What a hot streak Lewak's been on: Killing Orcas, winning isk from killing other miners, and purchasing shares to help others kill even more miners. Everyone's a winner here--except for the bot-aspirants, who do nothing but fail anyway.

As it happens, the bling-grubbing carebears were losing such expensive ships this past week that none of the Orcas broke into the Kills of the Week post. In our present spirit of celebration, however, there's always room for some honourable mentions:


Orca 1
Orca 2
Orca 3
Orca 4

Each fish was fried with antimatter lovingly distributed by Catalysts or Taloses, as the situation required.

And while we're on the subject of honourable mentions...


This Legion was certainly a ship capable of shooting back. And, in fact, it did shoot. How do we know?


...Because the Legion pilot got herself CONCORDed. Agent Krig Povelli's battle Orca strikes again!

15 comments:

  1. Orcas Must Die! Praise James! \o/

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    1. Except for Agent Krig's of course. Battle orcas are the best orcas!

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    2. HIDE YO SKIFFS! HIDE YO ORCAS! CAUSE THEY GANKING EVERYBODY UP IN HERE!!!

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  2. The violently cataclysmic death of an Orca is always a wondrous sight to behold.

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  3. Orcas are certainly the most satisfying ships to kill. Inside every Orca is a risk-averse carebear who believed piloting a whopping lump of EHP would exempt himself from PvP—and from the need to remain at his keyboard. Seeing all that tank slough away and a bare AFK pod emerge is ever so gratifying.

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    1. LMAO you guys are nothing but a group of Narcissistic Sociopaths OMG xD You all need to be taken away by them Men in white coats thrown into straight-jackets with padded rooms Lmao. I only pray for your loved ones. Cause the real wife and child beaters are here. And btw Doxed your glorious leader. Did you know he has had countless childmolster charges placed against him and that he is a registered Sex offender? Lol you guys are worshiping a very sick man

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  4. so when u try to use an orca for peaceful mine then its terrrible but when u use orca for trick then its all just fun and game?

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    1. It is not the ships that matters, it is the CODE.

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    2. Praise James!

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    3. Anonbear (2:47): You are somewhat correct. Contrary to what most carebears believe, the Orca is not a mining ship. The Orca is a PVP ship.

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  5. Wow, anti-gankers a speechless and in awe of the power of the Code.

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  6. I actually turn my graphics card up a notch to watch the blue ring bang of an orca.

    Nothing say's suck shit like ganking an orca.

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