Thursday, July 31, 2014

Bots, Bullies, and Balderdash, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Rebel carebear merc 69er contacted New Order diplomat Capt Starfox and unburdened himself in a series of angry EVEmails. Starfox was determined to teach the unruly bot-aspirant the truth about the Code, no matter what it took.


A lot of EVE players don't know that you can change the color of your text in an EVEmail. Or maybe they do know about it, but never find an occasion where it's appropriate to do so. merc 69er did. When he broke out the red text, Starfox knew he'd struck a nerve.


Experienced Agents know that a carebear's promises aren't the best indication of his future actions. I have personally sold many mining permits to miners who insisted they would "never" pay. Starfox kept the faith. He knew merc 69er would be much happier after he finally took the plunge.


The rascal made a counter-offer: He would buy a permit, but only after Starfox sent him 500 million isk. "Never" took one step closer to the present. Now all Starfox needed to do was negotiate that 500 million down to zero.


Again, merc refused. In his EVEmail, he attempted to borrow from the battle-tested Code lexicon, but he ended up dropping Miner Bingo quotes in spite of himself.


Next, the rebel claimed the entire New Order licensing apparatus was fraudulent. But the accusation held no weight because merc was unreliable. Not only did he quote the wrong "Star Trek" character, he quoted the wrong show.

And yes, mining permits are real.


The more Starfox tried to pull him out of the muck, the deeper the carebear descended into madness. He declared himself ruler of parts of highsec and lowsec. An utterly absurd notion. But Starfox was ready for him.


In a tour de force, the New Order diplomat wrapped his arms around the drowning carebear and pulled him to safety. merc 69er had a second chance at EVE, if he would only take it.


merc 69er terminated their correspondence by putting Starfox on his "block" list. This was an extraordinary turn of events, since it was merc who had contacted Starfox to begin with. Clearly, Starfox's flawless logic and unwavering faith in the Code shook the rebel miner into something approaching wakefulness--and he didn't like the feeling. That's life. Not everything that's good for us in the long run is pleasurable in the short run. merc still didn't have a permit, after all, and everyone knows you can't really enjoy EVE as a miner before you get licensed.


You know, the process of saving highsec isn't like what you see on a television show. In real life, not every problem is resolved within the span of 30 or 60 minutes. The final chapter in merc 69er's long path to reconciliation with the Code has yet to be written. Some carebears are smart, while others are stubborn. From the fattest jump freighter to the lowliest Venture, they are all the children of highsec. Given enough time, each one will purchase his or her very own mining permit. They're just waiting for an Agent of the New Order to help them write the next chapter in their journey. (Credit Iam Thanatos for the portrait.)

86 comments:

  1. I wonder how James manage to enter in a station with this giant head.

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    1. He's the saviour of highsec. He simply orders the docking ports to open up really wide. ^^

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    2. When you saying docking ports you do mean gankers butts because we know that is really what is going on. And guys don't get jealous of those sheep, they are just a fling for him and he will get back to you and may even wear his boots LOL

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    3. how come anyone post anything about butts you are first to be interested DJ - we got a dirty little secret?

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  2. We can notices the CODE devotees, grazing the grass under their leader.

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    1. Indeed. We enjoy the bounty provided by His grace in fields free from bot-aspirants. We seek only to bring into His loving arms those sheep without a flock and/or mining permit.

      Amen.

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    2. we only seek to shag the sheep - we are code gankers so we can't get girlfriends

      aaaaaaaaa-mmmmmm-eeeeeeee--nnnnnnn

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  3. This drivel is really getting old...

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    1. And yet here you are still reading & commenting on it.

      The Code always wins.

      - Guybertini

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    2. Ctrl-c / Ctrl-v
      Ctrl-c / Ctrl-v
      Ctrl-c / Ctrl-v
      Ctrl-c / Ctrl-v
      Ctrl-c / Ctrl-v
      Ctrl-c / Ctrl-v

      - Guybertini

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    3. The code ALWAYS WHINES

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    4. The code ALWAYS WHINES

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    5. The code ALWAYS WHINES

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    6. The code ALWAYS wins* AT WHINING.

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    7. Tastes Great!

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    8. Less Filling!

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    9. Anon @ 6:56PM - you know you don't have to read any blog you don't want to read, right?

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    10. Anonymous vs. Anonymous . . . You sound like a case of multiple personality syndrome . . . Gone bad . . .

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  4. I do love the artwork, the shadow is great, the entire vista is majestic and the angular lines of James 315' face makes all the difference.

    High sec is worth saving, please be adept at playing in the sandbox with other people.

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  5. Short question: Why is this "Story" tagged as "Victory"? I can't see any victory, the CODE. failed as far as I can see...

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    1. When the anti gankers cry on the comments section as soon as a new post is created that is just one way the code is winning.

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    2. It's tagged as a "victory" because it's impossible for us to lose, the code always wins.

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    3. Code often fails but MB is a propaganda website for the dumb gankers so they don't figure out James 315 is using them so they never post when code fails but one thing is for certain:

      The code ALWAYS WHINES

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    4. The code ALWAYS WHINES

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    5. Anon 8:02, your the reason gorilla rage quit today, the reason he got in the shit in the first place. Him allowing you to flame on loyals family (which was an incredibly stupid thing to do on his part, I tried to warn him and get him to remove your comments), eventually led to it getting personal for him which he was never going to win.
      Now your one friend less and one blog down but don't let it discourage you. We need someone on here to USE UP ALL THE CAPITAL LETTERS!

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    6. Er that sounds wrong, I looked and according to vengaza's blog, people from code made comments about his wife who passed away which proves you are all disgusting retards. I hope he petitions. You have crossed a line there and I hope it ends up with some bans

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    7. From vengaza's blog

      Next thing I know the Code Mach pilot starts mocking my wife’s death.

      [ 2014.07.31 23:52:18 ] TasKu > Hey Shithead Gorila Vengaza According to you dumb blog I read that your wife died, is that because of this game.
      [ 2014.07.31 23:53:11 ] loyalanon > ooooo
      [ 2014.07.31 23:53:12 ] loyalanon > hahahahhaa
      [ 2014.07.31 23:53:15 ] loyalanon > #rekt
      [ 2014.07.31 23:53:25 ] iZaEaRl > rekt
      [ 2014.07.31 23:56:43 ] loyalanon > sorry fallen seal didnt get banned
      [ 2014.07.31 23:56:48 ] loyalanon > he was defended by you guys
      [ 2014.07.31 23:56:56 ] loyalanon > so we will play your card
      [ 2014.07.31 23:58:50 ] loyalanon > bring my kids into things - its ok.
      [ 2014.07.31 23:59:32 ] Luis Alejandro Flores > you still bang her ofc

      The ofc we all know what they means and it is beyond disgusting plus the fact that loyal and co are laughing and mocking him. This was in-game and not in a forum or a blog so it is ban material.

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    8. Bunch of scumbags...

      Vengaza has always been honorable...

      This is disgusting, this is far beyond the common trashtalk...

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    9. Cry moreHave a taste of your own medicine.

      Bring on that fail blog for kill of the week

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    10. So lets get this straight - when someone makes fun of loyal anons children (irl) and loyal doesn't retaliate and asks gorilla to do something and gorila says no there's free speech. And then someone says something about a real life thing to gorilla he starts whining about it not being fair when loyal anon says the exact same free speech line back to him?

      Am I missing something?

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    11. Nothing to explain more, you clearly approve the disgusting words of those brainless monkeys.

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    12. no one approves of the anti gankers

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    13. so i hear it wasn't even a CODE due who said that

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    14. [ 2014.07.31 23:52:18 ] TasKu > Hey Shithead Gorila Vengaza According to you dumb blog I read that your wife died, is that because of this game.
      [ 2014.07.31 23:53:11 ] loyalanon > ooooo

      I've never heard of TasKu. There is almost a minute between his comment and loyalanons. #thingsthatmakeyougohmmm

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    15. James, can you calm down your sheeps please ?

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    16. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=362315
      It seems there is more that meets the eye at first - those wanting to jump at CODE.'s neck maybe need to see the whole picture. I'm an outsider, but as more info comes alight, seems GV hasn't been fully honest on how event occurred.

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    17. Go cry some more about the truth you anti ganking bitches hahaha bring on gankerbumping for kill of the week!

      The code always wins you anti ganker sissies

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    18. Even if Mr Vengaza's wife was mentioned at all then it is disgusting and since it was a code op and the guy who mentioned his wife was part of the op (apparently he was machariel bumper who got ganked by AG) then code are guilty by association

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    19. Guys - if someone says something to you that you feel is offensive or in any way violates the EULA, simply make a support ticket (you really need to be actually involved in the situation directly, not just rabble rousing) - CCP will deal with it.

      Whining and crying all over blogs and forums about your e-feelings is not going to solve anything. Let's focus on internet spaceships, and leave the personal drama to the players involved and CCP.

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  6. And comes the mantra :

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  7. LMAO Jimmie is thinking about sheep - guess he is a sheep shagger LOL

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    1. Sure. Everyone knows anything you ever include in a picture EVER means you want to fuck it. It's not a metaphor at all. :-) :facepalm:

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    2. yeah we know if there was a picture of a guy that first thing you would want to do is f*ck him dj lmao

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  8. If someone doesn't say 'the code also whines' soon I'm gonna feel sad as we will have lost a true disciple of this site.
    Watching James 315 looking over his flock fills me with happiness, knowing I am protected for another day.
    All praise his name.

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    1. maybe the trolls are beginning to get clued in they're the ones being trolled :) :)

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    2. I have just recently started to gank ( hopefully just bot programs) since ccp doesn't seem to care what hs miners get up to. You may think I am a bully, but I can assure you I am not.. CCP now forcdes miners to take action of ganking, since they aren't willing to act on bots. So I say thank you to the NO for teaching me the skills to gank and in the process have fun in eve.

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    3. For a bot aspirant to loose a wife is like a geek losing his/her computer. Do big deal :)

      - Guybertini

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    4. Guybertini - that is an idiotic statement and prove you never lost anyone and you are a basement loser with nothing in RL - very sad

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  9. I love the CODE... love to hate it that is (in game). I have not had this much interest in EVE in quite some time. Even null-sec holds very little interest for me these days as my main toon "just hangs out" and does the odd blob fleet. For me, having a "enemy" that will piss on my cereal, add some "roleplay: and a interesting villian and cost me ISK is entertaining and exciting.

    Now I don't think I'm a "carebear", but I do have alts in Hi-sec, who's purpose is to make isk for ships to die in null. That said I have never believed or will that Hi-Sec should be absolutely safe... that sounds so, steril. It's the reason I quit EVE the first time I tried it back in 06... BORING! Like really? Who wants to mine all fucking day? Uhg.

    That said, I find I spend more time with my hi-sec corp than I do in null, I also spend a fair amount of time reading here and also on the "rebel's sites... why you ask? Cause it's god damn interesting! The arogance, the conceit, absolutely wonderful! CODE members are now my favortite "I'll get you, you bastards!"
    Now I will never buy a mining permit... ever. But... I will give you a gf if you blow up my pixel ship or I do the same to you. I will also call you a bloody thieving pirate, but if we ever meet in RL; the 1st round is on me, the 2nd, 3rd, & 4th are on you.

    So I say to the cryer's and whinners out there... If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid.

    As for James 315, that sanctimonious fanatic and his murderous, thieving band of space scum... Cheers!
    Here's to good fights and the odd bit of chaos. May EVE never get dull.

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    1. BeBopAReBop RhubarbPieJuly 31, 2014 at 9:48 PM

      Hear He-
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      Wait a minute.
      ...
      Die you no good rebel scum!

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    2. I think you're more on our side than you may realize, friend. It is true; we add content to all corners of hisec to keep things interesting. Lucky people like merc 69er get to enjoy that content, and it seems that you're enjoying it as well. Let me share a secret with you, though; it's even more enjoyable to create this kind of content. ;)

      Come over to our side. We've got cookies.

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    3. Cookies!?! Now your not playing fair.

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    4. What a fantastic reply! Now that I can respect. It sums up everything about the 2 sides. Well done.
      (however if you want to see the ugly side of the opposition, take a glance at the gb site, getting rather ugly and personal over there...) yuck

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    5. The reason I wrote the above is that this is a game... it's something I do to relax and hopefully enjoy. Now I've been a gamer for years (I'm 47 in a month with a kid starting her 2nd year in university), so maybe I have a slightly different perspective than those of more tender years. Bu tit's internet pixels kids... that's it, and yes it does cost money to play, but so does game consoles.... geezz, some of the best times I've ever had in game was playing Halo 2 with the clan and teabagging the "kiddies" just to hear them scream. Good fun! Now for me... and I thank the above for the invite, killing freighters and mining equipment seems dull. But that's me... personally I don't give a frig for the constant AFK'ers that get killed. Good on you... if your dumb enough to fly a freighter with Billions in the hold AFK and on autopilot throught a 0.5 system that is KNOWN for gankers... then buddy, to bad, so sad. I took a gank contract once, I knew it was a set up, but I made a point of planning.... took me 48 jumps, but I delivered the empty can and took my rich reward and laughed my ass off cause I BEAT THEM. That's EVE. Quit bitching, quit whining and DO something...

      anyway, that just my 2isk...
      Hmmm... just figured out to get my signed on, must betting old. "sigh" Youth is wasted on the young. Oh yeah... not my in game name if your wondering - no freebe's you wardeccing bastards. ;-)

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    6. You are alright, Colonel

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  10. And that is why code will always fail, bebop, behind the "We are your friends" facade lies an arrogance of unbelievable proportions....

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    1. you are really buttmad arent you

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    2. yes indeed, the code will fail. For the simple reason; it's a scam. It's as old as eve one persons idea will be spread around and some idiots will follow. But the real idea behind the idea is to make isk. By making and selling exhumers/pvp trade/or other carebear stuff. It won't take long until someone has "made"enough isk and it's taking to much effort to maintain the "idea"
      Good luck filling your pockets "making high sec better"

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    3. you should cry abit harder looking forward to gankerbumping on kills of the week.Another victory for the new order getting that trash shut down

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    4. Another piece of proof of the hatred of code by someone again making fun of the incident where code said offensive things about that blog owners recently passed wife

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    5. Anon @ 3:04AM - if you were actually part of that event and not just rabble rousing (which I bet you are) - you need to open a support ticket and allow CCP to deal with it. Crying over something that did not even happen to you personally in a video game on someone else's blog is not going to solve anything for anyone, and frankly: is quite silly.

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    6. says dj the guy who fell in love with ero 1 - course you knew he was a guy right? Um you know that makes you gay?

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  11. People keep saying the code is failing, but what evidence are you providing other than your tears? From what I can tell ships keep blowing up, the code is being enforced, what exactly are you people accomplishing besides bad trolling? Must feel bad to be so ineffectual :(

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    1. Code were bumping and their machariel was destroyed and then loyal and co went into a mad rage - code aren't so great and cry like babies and rant like crazy people when someone challenges them so there's your proof

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    2. Oh no.

      That's it guys - the New Order lost a machariel. Game over, man. It's all going down. :-(

      Everyone: get all the stuff back to jita, time to sell it all, RMT the cash, and wait for Star Citizen.

      xD

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    3. how come dj always exaggerates over everything? answer to cover up his tears

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  12. dear Code if I'll pay you for permit what can I get for it? Only mining permission or something more?

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    1. Mining "permission", yeah...

      And a new target for AG.

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    2. Not only does a mining permit allow you to mine in New Order space, it also allows you to operate other industrial or hauling ships. The cost is only ten million ISK per year, payable to any agent of the New Order. Please note that a permit is like a drivers license: you need one to operate a motor vehicle but having one does not allow you to violate the laws. Before purchasing a permit please take the time to read and understand the CODE itself (just click CODE at the top of this page) and you will be all set!

      In reference to "a new target for AG" - don't worry. There's like 13 of them and they tend to just cry a lot, tears don't do any damage to your ships.

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  13. I read Gorila's blog. Personally I think a line was crossed. As father and husband, if anyone mocked my wife's death... I would not be as quiet or forgiving as Gorila. I should also note that those responsible have shown their true nature, fucktards like that will eventually say something to the wrong person and they won't have the benefit of a computer screen to hide behind. Karma has a habit of being a complete hateful bitch... you might want to think about that. There are enough assholes in RL, don't add to that gene pool please.

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    1. CODE has experience in propaganda; they will turn that in their favor for the eyes of their sheeps.

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    2. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=362315
      It seems there is more that meets the eye at first - those wanting to jump at CODE.'s neck maybe need to see the whole picture. I'm an outsider, but as more info comes alight, seems GV hasn't been fully honest on how event occurred.

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    4. Just read that forum. He said, she said... I don't know. Chat logs can be altered either way... What was said should never been said, in either case regarding Vile & Gorila's wife or Loyal's kids. I think people are starting to take this little war far to seriously... maybe some people need to "unplug" and walk away.... go get some air and realize that there is real life and then there is a game that is supposed to be fun and give your a break from the serious stuff.

      I'm going to go shake my head over the whole thing as I crack a beer and start the BBQ for tonights steak, might be an idea for others to do the same.

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    5. Even though the comparison to someone questioning parenting skills and some saying something about a loved one who died is rather ridiculous and over rage because a guy lost a pixel spaceship? Crazy stuff and peope involved should be banned, there is no room for that type of scumbag on Eve or even in normal society

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    6. Not something that needs to be debated.

      If a line was crossed, Gorila can take it up via the support ticket system with CCP.

      Tasteless things were said, but guys: this is EVE. Tasteless things are always said.

      Less Q.Q, moar pew pew - see you all on grid! <3

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    7. WOW. DJ ..
      didnt you advocate ppl going after Fallen Seal? now that its one of your people its file a support ticket?

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    8. A fair point, however, there were some differences.

      I simple documented the words Fallen Seal decided to use, threw them at pastebin, and encouraged them to be shared. I never had any desire to discuss, debate, or cause any drama whatsoever.

      If someone is offended by something - do what I did. Petition CCP about it. Put up a pastebin and share it with others. It gets results.

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    9. dj got petitioned over the fallen seal incident and he was reprimanded by ccp for harassment and that his why he dropped it but start on it again dj and you will be petitioned again

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