The week of July 6th @ 00:00 EVEtime through July 12th @ 23:59 EVEtime and all that jazz.
Do you ever get the feeling that you care more about a ship's fitting than the owner does? I certainly felt that way when I saw what Madina Arjar had given birth to in my highsec. Agents IREALLYHOPETHISNAMEWILLF and D400 didn't need to be told what we do to abominations in New Order territory. Madina's grotesque Loki will no longer disturb the good citizens of empire space.
Was this Troll Week? I can't think of any other explanation for Keyser Arji's billion isk faction battleship fit with four empty light blasters. Presumably this was some kind of travel fit. Keyser might've had another destination in mind, but our Agents sent the ship where it belonged--the abyss. A big thank-you to Agents loyalanon, Bahnd Rollard, Aaaarrgg, John E Normus, Zane Arnolles, Jerry Rin, Keraina Talie-Kuo, Jaxi Wreckful, Lennith Hellix, David Dangerfield, Krominal, D400, Walter Kramer, Mad Fatchick Killer, Colten Tokila, Princess Suicide, Aedelia Taranogas, and Pod-Goo RepoWoman.
Manfrainm Regyri purchased a faction battleship worth 317 million isk and called it a day. Nothing in the highslots, midslots, lowslots, rigslots, or permitslot. For all you anti-Order rebels who squawk about us killing "ships who can't shoot back", it might be easier for them to shoot back if they had weapons equipped. Agents unknown boat, Alttwo Nicko, Mad Fatchick Killer, Amyclas Amatin, Jaxi Wreckful, Dalmat Madullier, Big C Chelien, Princess Suicide, Amarr Puhkastu, Lincoln Eff Sternn, loyalanon, and V-ktor Dolus reminded the carebear that highsec is no place to go around naked.
khamael III bought a full crystal set and a bunch of other expensive implants, totaling more than 3.3 billion isk. He was all set, except he forgot to buy a New Order permit. Oh yeah, and he forgot to buy a ship with hitpoints. Agent Capt Starfox found khamael loitering AFK in nothing but a shuttle, so he removed the shuttle and the pod from highsec. Luckily, Starfox is an official New Order diplomat. I have no doubt he broke the news to khamael gently.
I'm often praised for my keen understanding of the carebear mentality, but sometimes the beasts do things that even I can't explain. Coffee Pod was flying a Skiff worth 2.6 billion isk. It was packed with shield hitpoints--a total of more than 150,000 EHP. And what was this über-tanked Skiff used for? It was a platform for a single, small remote shield booster.
Agents D400, IREALLYHOPETHISNAMEWILLF, iZaEaRl, Rabe Raptor, Fawn Tailor, Aaaarrgg, Throatslashar, Amarr Puhkastu, NotTheSmartestCookie, Vargur Prime, Anal Canal, Mildron Klinker, Nitetime Video, Allannon kado, Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, and Letho the Kingslayer destroyed the Skiff and scooped over 2.2 billion isk in loot.
Now, admittedly, this was a week of strange fits and well-deserved kills. But there's much more to this story. Something extraordinary happened in Uedama over the last week. You know what's better than a Kills of the Week post? A super-sized Kills of the Week post. It's so much Kills of the Week that we need two helpings of it.
To be continued...
Woohoo! Space Lawyer.... can't wait for this story in to be continued.ReplyDelete
Jazz playing in the background really does add the perfect mood to the KOTWReplyDelete
Ladies and gentlemen, soon you will experience the Texas Tornado.ReplyDelete
1) I called the state of Texas and they have stated they do not endorse him.
2) Just because I know what's coming next does not make it any less lulzy!
Great week, as always, Agents! The 2.6 billion ISK skiff is epic lol, sad that I missed that one. And GREAT pod, Starfox!
OMG. Not a lawsuit!!!!!ReplyDelete
I love yanks, they believe their law extends worldwide! I'm gonna sue you Iceland! Prepare for the marines! I'm guessing that skiff was repping poco?!!ReplyDelete
What you fail to comprehend is the fact that CCP does have a presence here in the United States. In the state of Georgia in fact. There's an office there. So us so called "yanks" do have a legal leg to stand on when bringing a civil suit against CCP. CCP, based in Iceland, but has offices here in the US... Yep, that makes them subject to US laws.Delete
A party who wants to file suit against James 315 can file the lawsuit against the character. Once the suit is filed, a subpena can be issued to CCP to reveil the personal details of James 315, and CCP must comply. They can try to appeal the subpena, but most of the time, corporations just comply. Once the personal details are known, they can go after the person behind James 315 himself.Delete
Not when you signed the dotted line to play the game (EULA/ToS). You have no leg to stand on here. No real lawyer will take your case.Delete
LOL yes please sue CCP/James or whoever for blowing up your internet spaceship in a game based on internet spaceships blowing up. I want to laugh at you when your name becomes public record for such a stupid ass lawsuit, and I want to read the threads in news stories covering this making fun of you for doing this. What a tard.Delete
Lol you poor yanks believe your law applies to the whole world! We'll send a subpoena! That'll force their country to shut down!Delete
Take a trip overseas, there's a whole world out there that's not America! Experience the world outside the TV!
The code what a joke, some geeks telling other geeks to obey the "code"ReplyDelete
Leave the geek alone you geek!
(hope you smell the sarcasm, stop pissing in high-sec, and have some fun in low-sec)
Lol.. when will you realize that low/null PVP is for noobs. Hisec is real PVP. And there is no sarcasm here.Delete
some fine kills this week.ReplyDelete
But that Typhoon....ReplyDelete
texas tornado is going to sue CCP? With whom, a carebear lawyer?ReplyDelete
Got me thinking what carebear lawyers might say sometimes:
I lawyer because it's relaxing.
I know powerful people in the legal system!
Without lawyers, you'd have no . . . lawyer products!
I'm doing more important things on my Supreme Court Justice alt.
Jury selection is an exploit!
The fee for the bar exam is EXTORTION!
Your Honor, while you try my client you can't try anyone else.
Anyone want to gank this prosecutor?
This is hilarious. How about:Delete
- I wasn't afk I was reading up on Tort law
That loki seems like a pretty standard boosting fit.....though the token gun seems pointless.ReplyDelete
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