Sunday, July 20, 2014

Kills of the Week

At this point, I'm not sure what to say to the carebears who still insist on violating the Code. Perhaps the simplest message is best: "Pay attention." Here are some carebears whose attention wandered while they were supposed to be focused on EVE and the Code, during the week of July 13th @ 00:00 EVEtime through July 19th @ 23:59 EVEtime.

bob263 got zapped by Agent Brutal Anna. He might've assumed he was completely safe in a 1.0 security system. "1.0" doesn't stand for "100% safe", though. Over two and a half billion isk worth of implants were lost in the confusion.

Ouch! Dufnut found himself becoming the latest entry to the New Order's list of dead jump freighters when he took his anti-tanked Ark and AFK'ed his way through the Uedama system. Or, I guess I should say, halfway through the Uedama system.

Among the cargo were blueprints for various items. If only Dufnut were more Catalyst and less Ark. They don't make Arks as sturdy as they did in the old days, it seems. Another Ark was killed this week.

Our Knights made themselves at home in Uedama this week. If there was any anti-Order resistance, it collapsed entirely. At least 41 freighters and 2 jump freighters were incinerated by the New Order. I considered tallying up the isk damage from all those kills, but you MinerBumping readers are smart people. You know how much that is: A lot. Gripptastic tried tanking up, but he lost 9.4 billion isk anyway. No permit.

How do we manage to kill so many freighters in such a short time? As illustrated by the involved parties on this freighter kill, the New Order has widespread appeal. From the poorest gank alt who relies entirely on reimbursements to the richest scions of nullsec, everyone does their part to enforce the Code.

Slutch lost a freighter with some questionable fittings. Did she learn her lesson?

...She did not. We've seen some stubborn carebears, but Slutch takes the cake. Less than an hour later, she was back in Uedama with another freighter. She said she wasn't autopiloting, which is great. However, she wouldn't even spare 10 million isk for a permit.

Slutch sealed her own fate. She didn't even bother to fit some tank modules. Bot-aspirants get so stuck in their routines--or subroutines, as we like to say. If you lose two freighters in one hour, might I suggest updating your program with a few extra lines of... Code?

Special thanks to the Agents on this week's featured kills: Aaaarrgg, Angel Pirate, Angry Garsk, ATM Pro Asanari, BabaHabas, Benedict Ackerman, Big G Chelien, Bishop Hudson, Bjorn Hinkel, Bone Dome, Brutal Anna, Capt Starfox, Captain McSadMeal, Che Jorandis, D400, ELicken, For Sciience, Gino Rinehard, Hiashi Taketatsu, Ima Wreckyou, James Haythem, James Msyu, Jericho47, Jerry Rin, John E Normus, Jolly Rancer, Jon 1, karma balancer, Keraina Talie-Kuo, Krominal, Lincoln Eff Sternn, Lonely Spirit, loyalanon, Luck Of-The-Irish, Mad Fatchick Killer, Maddie Mcbumplug, Nicholas Deathmaul, Nitetime Video, Olivia Hardrocks, Phoebe Halliwel, Pod Killer Yvormes, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Princess Suicide, Radric Davids, Rakeris, Rick Therapist, RonPaul Rox, Saburo Ogami, Schlampa, The 'TheLassen' Lassen, unknown boat, V-ktor Dolus, Verneusses, Yucan Blome, Zane Arnolles, and Zombiepilot.


  1. Great job everyone; it's always a pleasure seeing several alliances coming together to help highsec.

    1. Genesis II will continue to provide knights for the Code until highsec is free from bot-aspirants and bot actuals. Long live James 315! Long live the New Order!

    2. really? great? Shooting at some brick. Try attacking some moving shit in low-sec or WH. The code what a joke.


      Now that your statement is disproved, I wonder what you will complain about next. Maybe, they weren't really moving in Lowsec?

  2. I laughed hard at the subroutines/code liner. Genius writing from James 315. The ganging is great made even better by the wordsmithing offered up on this blog. Fantastic.

  3. Oh yeah, I saw killmails of half the people on your list there. Your agents were ganked by members of the anti-ganking community. In fact, code agents were bit so much that they left Uedama to go setup shop in Aulfry(sp?). The anti-ganking community even nailed a brutix. Of course, James 315 will never admit to it here since all this site is about is propaganda.

    Speaking of which, let's take a closer look at this propaganda, shall we?

    The battle cry of the CODE is "All Hail the great saviour and protector of Highsec, James 315." We have heard it many times. His call to arms is a fallacy that induces people to kill others. Throughout history, other self-proclaimed "messiahs" have risen and fallen. Some of the most notable ones are Genghis Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, Attila the Hun, Julius Caesar, Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson, and David Koresh. When we look to the Bible, it says that there will be many false profits in the end times.

    When one looks at the ten commandments, there is one commandment that stands out. It is written "Thou shalt not kill." The work kill was mistranslated and it should read murder, with murder being defined as lying in wait. You can look this up yourself. And this is what a ganker does, lie in wait to spring the trap on his/her hapless victim.

    So code lakeys, repent of your sins now before it is too late. The apocalypse is upon us. The saviour of highsec will be exposed for what he is: A false profit. Behold, you have all been deceived by his wickedness. He will not be able to save you. Those who have partaken in the glory of James 315's weird glowing ass will also partake of the Lake of Fire with burning brimstone. So sayeth the god of mining, the one who sees all, knows all, and hears all.

    Only the Asylum of Butthurt can save you. Become butthurt miners and rejoice in your salvation. Join us in afk and bot mining with the holy Zealots and Pilgrims which have been fitted with no tank and Miner IIs. Contemplate and worship the holiness of the highsec mining god, the Rorqual. Behold his visage with his Orcas singing praises to afk bot mining. The light of His mining lasers is a beacon of hope and salvation while bringing death and destruction to our sworn enemies, The Atlas of Clouds, the Rings of Ice, and the Belts of Roids. Come and harvest the ashes of our enemies so that we may become stronger.

    We are many. We are strong. The code will fall. The code will fail. A code free highsec is worth fighting for. Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.

    1. "Your agents were 'whored on' by members of the anti-ganking community."

      I fixed for you.

    2. I noticed the anti gankers in local from the death threats they dish out on gankers

    3. Dear Mr Butthurt,

      Can you clarify exactly how many freighters your anti-ganking militia actually saved from exploding due to Code activity? Can you show where the Code were run out of the system by you & your righteous posse?

      All we ever hear from you is gas filled rhetoric, do you do 'actions' as well?

      - Guybertini

    4. of course that's all we're going to hear, he's a self admitted troll

    5. Butthurt Miner It's PROPHET not profit, l2english you moron. Whoring on Concord kills is not ganking. Ganking involves the shooting of ships that people don't expect to lose.

      As for your messiahs, 5 of the 7 you listed were actually military leaders, 4 of which are historically recognised as great military leaders, the 5th being a failed house painter from Austria with a dodgy 'tache. You missed Alexander III of Macedon btw.

  4. Brutix did in fact die. Other facts: 1. We did not move systems. 2. The brutix was loyal's and it was killed by concord. the carebear just got the last hit. 3. the brutix kill occurred after the gank was successful rendering the "anit-gank" fruitless and useless.

    sounds like the only person spreading propaganda here is you.

  5. Dear Butthurt Miner,

    If the definition of the prohibited act of Murder is 'lying in wait', then kindly explain to me how 'The anti-ganking community even nailed a brutix' - without doing so.

    It does seem that, by the time you have warmed to your theme, you have completely forgotten what it was.

    Just a thought.

  6. Footprints in the belts (the carebears prayer)

    One night I dreamed I was warping along the belts with James 315.
    Many scenes from my bot aspirancy flashed across the asteroids.
    In each scene I noticed warp trails in the vacuum.
    Sometimes there were two sets of warp trails,
    other times there was only one set of warp trails.

    This bothered me because I noticed that during the carebear periods of my life, when I was suffering from bot aspirancy, laziness or AFK autopiloting, I could see only one set of warp trails.

    So I said to the James 315, "You promised me James, that if I followed you, you would warp with me always. But I have noticed that during the most carebear periods of my life there have only been one set of warp trails in the belts....

    WHY, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?"
    The James 315 replied, "The times when you see only one warp trail...
    that is when CODE ganked you."

  7. i miss ganking freighters

  8. Replies
    1. Simple really. However funny you think you're being by bringing up other peoples personal lives, you arent, at all.

      At the end of it all Eve is a game, lets have the good manners to keep it that way 'k.

    2. You should tell that to the AG guys ripping loyals personal life on that gankerbumping site right now

  9. Comments like these will not be tolerated. If I find out who your character is (which is possible even though you're anonymous and no it doesn't involve hacking), or someone says something similar to this in game, I will do everything in my power to get you kicked the fuck out and blacklisted from everything I can blacklist you from.

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