Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #59
Uh oh, it's that time again--another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag! And yes, I am immensely pleased with the progress we've made so far in highsec. Thanks for asking.
The Anti-Ganking "community" continues to debate its future: Extremely toxic, or ridiculously extremely toxic?
Good communication remains one of the keys to the New Order's success. It's more difficult than you might think, though. Since when did we claim ownership of "mine fields"? If they're referring to asteroid belts and ice anomalies, i.e. places where people mine, we prefer to call those "ganking fields".
Two minutes later, the same angry miner claimed he "would have gladly paid" if asked. I've met a lot of people who did pay, and none of them were like this guy. Miners who pay us are the cream of the crop.
Gray Adoulin is one of the most dangerous highsec miners we've yet encountered. He spent five years studying "marketing", so he knows how to crash the entire economy of EVE and prevent everyone from making isk. You'd never think such power was possessed by a Venture pilot.
Another economics expert, Agemnia Auhman, believes the New Order's "multi nomial distribution" is flawed, and that our existence can therefore no longer be justified. This was a novel argument. Less than a minute later, Agemnia reverted back to normal rebel behavior.
Meanwhile, Relckar didn't rely on any sort of economic analysis to justify his opposition to the New Order. His motive was more personal.
The miners claim we "ruin" part of their lives by forcing them to mine their stuff back. Nothing could be further from the truth. We liberate the carebears from mining, and we even offer training in other careers.
Mike Haamilton threatened to take back 41 million isk from our Agents, in flesh if need be. If he's referring to in-game flesh, maybe that wouldn't violate the EULA. But if, in retrieving the 41 million isk in flesh, he sheds one drop of New Order blood, or if he takes a single 0.01 isk more or less, his name shall be placed upon the Red Pen list.
In the comics, when Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes the Hulk. In EVE, a Hulk gets angry when he becomes a Capsule.
After Sir Izzo lost his Orca, he said he would quit EVE and commit suicide. Luckily, since then, he has changed corps a few times, so we can confirm that he's alive and well and playing EVE. Nevertheless, it's a EULA violation to make comments about suicide like Sir Izzo's, or to make death threats like other miners have. So how should a miner lash out in an EVEmail, if he must? See below:
Defiant? Wrong-headed? A violation of the Code? Yes. But still an improvement.
Posted by MinerBumping at 21:10
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If only more white knights were as eloquent as Mr. Veneration.ReplyDelete
"...when Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes the Hulk. In EVE, a Hulk gets angry when he becomes a Capsule."ReplyDelete
And when James 315 gets angry, he becomes a turd floating in space.Delete
Actually he's a really chill dude, and your ships still blow up.Delete
And the results are in!ReplyDelete
Basketball - Sport of choice for those who are incarcerated.
Soccer - Blue collar workers, rank and file employees.
Football - Low-level management.
Softball - Mid-level management.
Baseball - Upper-level management.
Golf - Directors, Executives.
Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you go, the smaller your balls become.
Considering that our resident pillow-biter, James 315, is the self-proclaimed ruler of all of highsec, his
balls must be really, really small. I'm thinking seaseme seed or even poppy seed small. Now go smoke that
This is another quality trollific post from your friends at Carebears
We are many. We are strong. The code will fail. The code will fall. A free highsec is worth fighting for.
Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.
HEY GUIES I AM TROLLING LOOK AT MY QUALITY TROLL POST I EVEN MENTION THAT I AM TROLLING IN CASE YOU ARE CONFUSEDDelete
Oh, butthurt miner :P You gotta try harder, man. We've talked about this before - if you claim you are trolling, you're not trolling. :-)
I love CODE, but man your post was hilarious! Good job and great sense of humor. But ya'll know you gonna lose..... right?Delete
Oh DJ Entropy, I must have really hit a nerve there. Oh well.Delete
No BM, you haven't hit a nerve. We just wish your posts had as much quality as you seem to think they do.Delete
OMG RANDOM LINKS GUIES LOOK AT ME I AM TROLLING VERY LOL SUCH WOWReplyDelete
That's an interesting creed you have there BM. Making fun of your own and all. Is that what your community has succumbed to now? Wait, of course it has.ReplyDelete
Cudos for the Merchant of Venice reference.ReplyDelete
I guess that means Mr. Haamilton is now Shylock....
nom nom nom...
One of your gank victims wrote a post: http://www.ninveah.com/2014/07/setback.htmlReplyDelete
At least he acknowledged being a bot-aspirant.
thanks for sharing great post..ReplyDelete