Thursday, March 23, 2017

The Slow and the Furious, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Neocount's vendetta against the New Order was fueled by a 6 billion isk Orca loss. Unable to strike back against the Order in any meaningful way, he ranted endlessly against Agent Lawrence Lawton in Jita local. Neocount's plan was to ruin CODE.'s reputation, but the Jita locals soon turned against Neocount instead.
Neocount > Lawrence Lawton i wish your parents were worth a damn, they obliviously raised an entitled cocksucker outta you
metalravenous > you dont like cocksuckers?
Enigo Montoyya > jita is cancer
Neocount > Lawrence Lawton what level of bullshit in your life lead you to preying on miners and freighters..... that's fucking pathetic... even children think so
Neocount's fury knew no limits. As is usually the case, the miner eventually turned his insults against our Agent's family.
BJBee315 > buzzz buzzzz
Neocount > BJBee315 oh look, another pedo i didn't block yet
Anno Domina > wow this is spicy
Neocount > Lawrence Lawton and james 315 are fucking pathetic....
By now, news of Neocount's temper tantrum had spread beyond Jita. Interested persons flocked to Jita from neighboring systems to witness the spectacle.
BJBee315 > but i want to be your friend Neocount, why can't we be friends
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > oh my god
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > are these tears still going
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > it's been hours
Malpra T'ce > salty methinks
Jezzer Shras > These tears are wonderful!
Rather than making people hate CODE., Neocount only succeeded in demonstrating why our alliance is so vital to highsec.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Kill: Neocount's Orca is that what this is all about?
Jezzer Shras > I think that may be it.
Lawrence Lawton > Yep he's been crying for over an hour.
Neocount > this is all abt pieces of shit in general, the orca was just a drop in the bucket
It was no exaggeration: Neocount's ranting and raving had gone on for a solid hour. And there was no end in sight.
Neocount > it's time FOR SOMEONE TO STAND UP TO CODE.
Lawrence Lawton > Neocount We killed you specifically because of your bio.
Argyss Oqemi > this whole time i never check his bio what is it
Neocount > my bio has changed since then Lawrence Lawton , you are now proven a LIAR.
BJBee315 > Furry's are not seemingly appreciated in Eve, may be why his orca went boom
People began to wonder who this "Neocount" fellow was. Argyss Oqemi, whose anti-Code statements had originally inspired Neocount, distanced himself from his fellow rebel.


By Neocount's own admission, he was a carebear. And earlier versions of his bio reportedly contained pro-furry propaganda. This did little to endear him to the Jita crowd.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > loool
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > a furry too
Neocount > Lawrence Lawton is such a piedophile piece of shit that he doesn't know his own lies
Anno Domina > Neo, you gonna get banned if you keep going that way.
Neocount > Lawrence Lawton will never have nothing good in his life, he's a piece of shit that has to prey on freighters and miners to feel big like james 315
The former Orca pilot found himself alone. Even Argyss no longer backed him up. The more Neocount insulted Agent Lawrence and the Saviour of Highsec, the more people disliked Neocount.
Lawrence Lawton > Innocent newbies don't carry 5 billion worth of cargo. A 2008 player should have known better. Kill: Neocount's Orca
Nanu Muse > Neocount's ranting must be heaven for you.
Neocount > Lawrence and a decent human being wouldn't be such a coward and a piece of shit that he attacks a fucking orca after bumping, again tho, no abt just that, it's abt all of them i saw. u pedophiles and u killed so much over the weekend of burn jita that
Neocount > i wanted to remind you all you are worth nothing more than pedophiles in eve
The miner tried to appeal to his fellow hauler pilots. No one wanted to join his crusade, though. He was singularly unpersuasive.
Lawrence Lawton > Neocount was aware of The Code and he chose to ignore it. Not only did he ignore it, he flouted it. Yes, All Freighters Need Mining Permits
Neocount > you are the pedophiles of eve and you will be remembered as nothing more than that
Neocount > NO one in high sec or CCP will think of you as anything more than cowards that attack fucking freighters and miners, like fucking pedophiles preying on the weak
Nearly an hour and a half into Neocount's tirade, the word "pedophile" lost all meaning.
DIRTNAPZ > omg he still crying
Neocount > DIRTNAPZ oh hi, i logged off then on, b/c i'm tired and just winding down for the night. i personally don't care, but i'm provoking code as much as posssible,
DIRTNAPZ > *crying as much as possible... fixed that for you
Neocount still looked in vain to his fellow rebels for support. He was alienating everyone. Could peer pressure steer Neocount back to reality?
Lawrence Lawton > You are a drama queen Neocount. When you undocked you consented to PvP. Have you read the New Player FAQ?
Neocount > does that make it ok? Lawrence Lawton? so because you CAN do somehting, it's ok? fighting a defenseless freighter or miner, that gives you big man gubbles? no honor needed?
Jezzer Shras > Neocount this is EVE...htfu
Lawrence Lawton > Yes, that makes it OK, and encouraged.
Matthias Ancaladron > dude neocount, code is stupid and all but its your own fault.
The miner was stunned to see Jita rally against him. Everyone was united in the belief that Neocount was to blame for his Orca loss.
Neocount > Matthias Ancaladron yes they are. just pay attention. CODE are literally the pedo's that infect this game
Neocount > has no one ever noticed that this game gets no more than 50k ppl on at a time on the weekends? that's b/c of ppl like code
Matthias Ancaladron > and your a bitter idiot who wasnt paying attention lol
Neocount > ffxiv, over 250k online at once
Neocount > WoW, recorded well over 300k
Neocount > eve, 50k
Desperate, Neocount urged the locals to consider the possibility that EVE itself would die if CODE. continued to run amok.
DIRTNAPZ > plz dont compare this to wow, you are insulting
Neocount > they aren't honorable, they are pieces of shit, that just want your shit. that's it
Neocount > \your a freighter, or miner they want your shit, b/c they are cheap and can't pvp
Matthias Ancaladron > if youre that mad neocount, dont play
Matthias Ancaladron > send me your assets and ill hold them for you untill you cool off
The miner's argument went over like a lead balloon. Surely Neocount had no choice but to surrender and obey the Code. If he had 10 million isk in his wallet, there was still a chance for him. Would he take it--or would he descend even deeper into oblivion?

To be continued...

15 comments:

  1. To think I pay for cable when there's entertainment like this. *goes to make more popcorn*

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  2. But where oh where is Ming?

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    1. Screwing Dale on Mongo. I thought we had this discussion already?
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  3. I wonder if that neoshitter has AN HERO'd yet?

    Whoever that guy is, he's a useless whiney little bitch, and that seems to be the norm for highsec miners. Just another reason why CCP should remove highsec, CONCORD, and NPC station guns. So we can be free to "correct" subhumans like neobitch until he is unable to log in and shit up EvE.

    Subhumans need correcting. Always!

    XD

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  4. Stunning textbook case of lack of self awareness.

    The code always wins \o/

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  5. Looks like antiganking is failing incredibly hard right now.

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  6. Neocount quite simply doesn't know how to withdraw with at least some of his self-respect intact. Hint: do it early.

    He hates the Code because it attempts to replace personal choice with communal aspiration - and because his Orca was ganked.

    Only a fool would allow himself to be so roundly exposed in Jita Local, wherein sit some of the most astute minds in all of EVE.

    So, will he indeed take a chance, 'or descend even deeper into oblivion?' I guess we'll soon know. Another sparkler, James and Co!

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  7. These miners need to be repeatedly ganked into compliance, or failing that, exterminated.

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    1. Always! Daily! Nonstop!

      Kill 'em all!

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    2. OOOOOH You like genocide, I like genocide, goes great in ice cream cones, waffle cones are best don't you think, I think they are best with tacos. Do you like tacos? I love tacos, I miss my taco.

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  8. Oh, so he's really child and was just provoking Code the whole time. It all makes so much sense now.

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    1. That should be chill, not child. But I guess I made that "Freudian slip" because I'm an EVE pedophile.

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  9. I really enjoy these articles. I don't really have anything insightful to say at this point. Seems like mad ravings of a schoolchild or something.

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  10. He has a cute lil bear it has a winky too. I think hes so cute, does he play well with all you guys? He looks like one of you guys, you should have him over for tea and honey.

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