Matthias Ancaladron > havent you ever watched a pirate movie?The miner tried his best to turn things around. But he completely failed to rally any support to his cause.
Matthias Ancaladron > pirates attack transport ships
Neocount > they'd be more interesting if they could actually fight against someone that could fight back like goon, bob, or whatever the fuck is out there now, but no, they are cowards preying on FREIGHTERS for cheap money
Neocount > we SHOULD all fucking look at them like nothing but the pieces of shit they are and condemn these acts
Matthias Ancaladron > they prey on people like you cause youre easy prey lolIn fact, Neocount was a terrible spokesman for his cause. Not that the Anti-Gankers have a particularly deep bench.
Sandor Kurovsky > Is Neocount trying to break the record for the longest continous CODE rant?
Lawrence Lawton > He is attempting to besmirch our fine reputation.
Sandor Kurovsky > blasphemy!
Neocount > Lawrence Lawton your reputation, as you call it, cannot be more besmirched if you fucking tried
Lawrence Lawton > Nonsense. New Order Agents are among the most upstanding capsuleers you'll ever meet. Honest, direct, hardworking, and consistent. We have to set a good example for the miners, after all.Jita regulars are used to seeing nonsense in local. But even the jaded, seen-it-all crowd was astonished by the saltiness of the carebear.
Jezzer Shras > How long has Neocount been on his soapbox? I have been here for ninety minutes and that is all he has been doing.
DIRTNAPZ > mining tears
Sandor Kurovsky > CODE performs a necessary service, otherwise the price of ore woould plummet and everyone would be poor.
Neocount > Deadfalltrap in a way i agree with you, having to protect myself from code has made a harder game and tanking needs than i anticipated on, and has made me a better pilot, but i CANNOT compete against nor can ANYONE against 250 alphas that are cheatingEventually, even Neocount could see that he had no choice but to switch tactics. He accused our fine Agents of cheating.
Jezzer Shras > Kill: Neocount (Orca) that kill was from late January.
Jezzer Shras > Apparently that is what set him off and he has been ranting.
Neocount > Lawrence Lawton you are exploitation con men, and assholes, and pedophiles, i will never ask you for anything, anymore than i'd ask al capone are a fucking pedophiles how to get outta a situation
Anno Domina > Dude, I dont care if you're angsty about losing your orca, you shouldn't be calling people names.Unfortunately for Neocount, not one person in Jita believed his story about being attacked by 250 alpha characters. Onlookers immediately saw that it was fake news.
Lawrence Lawton > For somebody who says it's "a drop in the bucket" Neocount sure is carrying on.
Neocount > Anno Domina they wanna pretent this is a social group that does this bullshit, then i will attack them socially
Anno Domina > Yeah, but you're liable to get banned calling throwing around stuff like that.The miner should've sensed that he was traveling into dangerous territory when some Jita residents murmured about petitioning Neocount for his constant "pedo" remarks.
Lawrence Lawton > Neocount is attempting to liken himself to an innocent child to garner sympathy.
Neocount > it's a drop in the bucket for me, Lawrence Lawto but burn jita was not for a lot.
DIRTNAPZ > neo can i has your stuff
Neocount > it's tough to be a pedo, lawrence, i get that, but at some point we all have to face social justice.... you're a piece of shit, so is all your crew like boat and gommex and all of you are the pedo's of eve.... end of statementAgent Lawrence could only shake his head. Neocount was painting himself into a corner. What was his exit strategy?
Hastelloy > holy shit Neocount.... you're still here fucking whining about being safe in hi-sec?
Hastelloy > has he been whining this whole fuckign time?
Matthias Ancaladron > yep
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > He's been going for hours
Neocount > i mean it's cute you get your butt buddies or alt's in here to defend you, but the results is the sameThe miner dabbled in denialism, accusing everyone in Jita of being Lawrence's alts. Our Agent tried to calm him down by reading from the Code again.
Sandor Kurovsky > Neocount is like the energizer bunny of rage
Lawrence Lawton > Goofus whines in local after being suicide ganked. Gallant thanks the ganker for teaching him a lesson.
Lawrence Lawton > Goofus moans endlessly about Burn Jita and evil goonies. Gallant admires all forms of emergent gameplay.
Lawrence Lawton > Neocount Please, don't be Goofus.
Neocount > Hastelloy that's fine, i'm just spreading the good word of CODE's pedophililia in eve, in the same way they "believe" they are spreading james 315 word right? so bounty means nothingThere was no question about it now: Neocount was even more unpopular than the isk-doublers and contract scammers.
Anno Domina > You keep saying that word, I don't think it means what you think it does.
Borisaurus > TIL: pedo and 'person that exploded my internet spaceship' are the same.
DIRTNAPZ > there's a reason te learning curve in eve is high,, its kinda like a way to keep stupid kids like neo from ruining the game for the rest of us
Anno Domina > This is probably the saltiest I've seen someone in a long time.It's not as though everyone in Jita is a Code supporter; the system is home to plenty of malcontents, as well. Nevertheless, the enemies of the New Order can't help but respect our power, if not our Code.
Hastelloy > I've actually been quite impressed with how successful code's propaganda has been.
Hastelloy > carebears everywhere whisper their name with fear.
Nanu Muse > Hastelloy still the tone annoys me. Even if it works
Neocount > Hastelloy carebears don't whisper their name in fear, they whisper CODE's name in disgust, that there is a surprise in our voice that ANYONE could be this pathetic and such pieces of shit to target defenseless people, man, that's like al queda or shitNeocount couldn't believe what was happening. His rage was making CODE. look good. Yet Agent Lawrence didn't want to leave the miner in this sorry state--an unwitting pro-Code recruitment tool. No, Lawrence had a mining permit to sell, and he intended to sell it to Neocount before the night was through.
Sandor Kurovsky > ok, but there is definitely SOMEthing wrong with you, Neocount.
DIRTNAPZ > come on, we cant make fun of him just for missing chomosomes
To be continued...