Previously, on MinerBumping... The Anti-Gankers were up to their usual nonsense, crying in their channel about the invincibility of the New Order. AG "leader" Thomas en Chasteaux tried to act as a cheerleader, only to find the few vocal AG members at each other's throats.
The typical anti-Code rebel doesn't choose to oppose ganking as a way to have fun and seek content. In fact, most often, the rebels want ganking to be removed from the game. They view it as illegitimate, and they oppose ganking on "moral" grounds.
However, Nick Croft suggested that ganking was a legitimate mechanic. This raised the hackles of his fellow Anti-Gankers.
Nick's philosophy was more like an ordinary player's; he didn't see anything immoral about ganking. For reasons we're about to explore, Nick's commonplace belief seriously triggered the other people in the channel.
For those who don't wallow in the Anti-Ganking channel, it may be surprising to learn that the anti-Code crowd genuinely believes it's immoral to shoot a spaceship in 0.5+ security space. They do believe it, though, and we're about to see why.
Anti-Gankers are possessed of a desperate need to believe that the New Order is filled with bad people. In fact, they're compelled to personally condemn all Goons, gankers, and anyone who drives highsec content.
Anti-Gankers like Thomas judge themselves, by contrast, to be outstanding members of society in real life and in EVE. Incredibly, Anti-Gankers think that they're morally superior because they spend all day failing to stop ganks.
Why do anti-Code rebels believe that being bad at EVE and crying in their channel is such a morally righteous way of life? Because it's all they have. They've spent years being constantly defeated and humiliated in-game, so they console and justify themselves by claiming moral superiority.
Unsurprisingly, the Anti-Gankers are not a welcoming bunch. If someone offers the opinion that ganking is just another way to play the game, the Anti-Gankers must be rid of him. Otherwise, they're forced to confront the possibility that they're not superior in any way--that they're simply bad at EVE.
The philosophical debate was interrupted by backflipMUSE Isu's announcement that he'd been outsmarted and outplayed.
As usual, the Anti-Ganker had completely failed. Now he sought advice from his fellow rebels.
Sadly, the Anti-Gankers were all out of advice. But they had plenty of tears on tap. Anti-Ganking is a toxic cesspool of tears. The only way out is the Code.
How can some be this cluelesss and misguided? They can't even tell right from wrong. Those who try fail spectacularly.. just like when stopping ganks.ReplyDelete
I wonder if they ever heard about The Code. They only need to read it, everything one can wish to know about morality, right and wrong is in there.
I think I'm going to post the link there one day. It should only take a quick read for them to see the error of their ways, and live happily in compliance ever after.
What an unpleasant group of people are ag. They have the same mentality as the men who nurse a grudge against women who won't date them because they are "too nice" when they are in fact misguided creeps.ReplyDelete
Is it me, or is "Grand Design" an imbecile?ReplyDelete
What possible value would a fast-locking pointing Ares be, whose only purpose is to stop gankers warping away? Especially since mechanics prevent gankers from warping away anyway?
Is he just stupid, or a dribbling inconsequential coward?
I'ma say both, he is ag after all.Delete
If they catch you on a gate they can hold you for the faction police. Long ago some anti-gankers were able to peel a Cat or two off the fleet that way.Delete
Why do those ag shitters even play EVE?ReplyDelete
How fucking stupid do you have to be to pay money to CCP just to "play" (incorrectly, mind you) a game you "hate" that is populated by people you hate? (who are actually playing correctly) holyshitwowyouarestupid
Pretty dammed silly being led around by the nose, willingly giving up your "morals" just to shit up a game that doesn't want you playing if all you do is mine afk in highsec like a giant bloody sjw anyway.
EVE hasn't liked highsec carebears for what, 14 years now? And we're probably not gonna take a shine to you shitters anytime soon, so just do yourself a favor and leave EVE for those that are competent enough to do it justice. Your morals would be intact and everyone would be better off.
Talking to you, little johnnie/thomas in chastity/faulty design shitters hiding in highsec and claiming you can tell whoz good or bad RL by their in game rp. Remember your leader? That shitter kalynn was a top ag and ag "community leader".
Sick fuck pedo shitters are all alike, all you ag PHags are prolly piddling your kids right now. "Home schooled" lol right!
I hope you all get ass cancer! Lol in game of course! Keep it in game you silly carebear child killing subhuman gas chamber worthy shitters!
Anonymous, you really need to calm down. Please send me 10,000,000 ISK, and I will sell you a mining permit at my earliest convenience.Delete
Calm down triggered 00miner 839.Delete
"The Anti-Gankers were up to their usual nonsense, crying in their channel about the invincibility of the New Order."ReplyDelete
And finally Jamey gets something right: The invincibility of the new order is nonsense.
And yet there's nothing you ag shitters can do to stop the New Order.Delete
Awww you so silly, does little johnnie piddles need his diaper changed?
Wow, the moral superiority of these do nothing whiners is off the charts!!ReplyDelete
BTW, I was banned within the 1st 40min of the ag channel going live back in the day :)
AG channel is cringe af but hilarious.ReplyDelete
Man if you would just consider that at least some of those shitters are having hildren, passing on those extra chromosomes, and suddenly it's not so funny. And you begin to realize that those idiots are a lot of the problems we have today IRL. It's the same shitters, seriously.Delete
And it's not just kalynn, remember foxbolt? Literally declared insane by the state of Florida after being let go as a gatekeeper guard at some federal prison. Then after his "recovery" we see him do his EVE meltdown. Seems you can't fix crazy.
Why are you all not running screaming in the streets in the realization that we as a species will soon be extinct because we ourselves chose to deny natural selection, the very same process that made us the dominant species on the planet.
All that "no shitter left behind" nonsense of the last few generations will soon catch up with us, i mean looks what it's done for EVE. Idiots everywhere just using up resources and multiplying is bad for EVE.
INB4 Our favorite spam bot shows up.ReplyDelete
The Code Always Wins when the spam bot cries!!!! ALWAYS!!!!
Oh no! The miner's revenge is imminent! What if we won't be able to drink all the tears? Will a dumb but stubborn miner take down The mighty Code all alone? Agents are becoming worrisome.Delete
James, save us!
Yes they do cause concern, amongst the ag shitters.
But that's not what you were trying to say huh? Lulzy.
Don't forget antiganking moderator Kalynn Shardani - Killed his infant child in real life and then killed himself to spite his wife about her complaining that he was so angry over a video game and gankers.ReplyDelete
ag are really toxic and Kalynn Shardani is proof.
Also I do enjoy reading these great delusional tears from antiganking. They fail incredibly hard.
[07:54:24] Kalynn Shardani > i don't know how he was in game but out of game he wasn't ,.. very kindDelete
[07:54:35] Astecus > But then again, this is a roleplaying game
Sounds about right
omg these ignorant carebears! I haven't spent much time in ag chans but I thought Thomas was one of the smarter and more sane carebears, but after reading these last 2 installments I think I had him all wrong. He is third class all the way. That's some cringey reading on his blog also. He doesn't seem very bright.ReplyDelete
Oh well, I see I still have a lot to learn about these antigankers. Looks like I need to visit those chats asap if that's the quality of sperg I can expect. I bet it's easy to get kicked though. I will need to dust off one of mah spaiz.
I remember little thomas en chastity chasing me around being mentored by ass2kiss over in chelien while i popped illegal miners.ReplyDelete
He has earned the title of failure.
Vote #1 thomas en chastity belt for president of the fail community.
He has fit into kalynn shardani's blood soaked shoes like cinderella.
" never forget shardani "
Never forget shardaniReplyDelete