Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Lose a Venture, Gain Adventure

The rebellious carebear asks, "What does the New Order do for new players?" Among other things, we teach them history.

Brel'nam Maken was using a Venture to mine in the historic Kamio system. He didn't know anything at all about Kamio--not until he lost his ship there. At that moment, he became part of Kamio's rich history.

Agent Yucie Van Burean had a sneaking suspicion that Brel'nam was ignorant about highsec. She was right.

Brel'nam was in luck. He'd gone to Kamio for the ore, but he'd received so much more. What could be a more authentic Kamio experience than losing one's mining ship to a suicide ganker?

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The miner's ignorance was astonishing. For some reason, he thought that suicide gankers are supposed to reimburse miners for the ships they destroy. If that were true, what kind of game would EVE be? CCP would lose so many subscribers with a game like that.

Brel'nam disobeyed Agent Yucie's explicit instructions. To review, then: Gankers are supposed to give money to carebears, and miners aren't supposed to calm down? This guy was following one goofy code.

Yucie offered the miner invaluable advice about how to make isk. But Brel'nam "enjoyed" mining. You could tell how much fun he was having.

The moment of truth had arrived. Regular readers of MinerBumping know that the ultimate litmus test is to speak my name in the presence of another player and see how he responds to it.

Fingers crossed.

One can imagine how Agent Yucie's pure heart sank. The miner instinctively felt negative emotions about me. He was a Goofus.

Yucie tested the miner further. Brel'nam confirmed that he was too lazy to even try joining the Anti-Ganking "community". Of course, the Anti-Gankers do nothing but fail; Brel'nam didn't want to waste the time, so he preemptively declared himself powerless. He would've fit right in with the Anti-Gankers, actually.

Bot-aspirants are devoid of common sense. They see no reason why they should try to avoid being ganked, or to calm down. Instead, their programming directs them to lose ships and be angry all the time. Apparently they think this is a good plan.

It amazes me how many miners hate me, even though they've never met me. If only they knew all the things I've done for highsec miners over the years!

Brel'nam vowed to continue losing ships and being angry. Clearly, this miner wasn't prepared for EVE--even after being mentored by Yucie. Some miners need to be helped many, many times before they're ready for highsec.


  1. Ventures. The pilots are so engaging I see no real reason to engage other pilots! Save them whilst they are young! Praise James!

  2. I see a bright future ahead of this pilot.

    1. Lol yea, with all those explosions!

  3. Good for Brel'nam for standing up to CODE. and its agents. He just needs to turn down the angry a bit though.

    1. I agree with you; there's nothing wrong with a spirited defence of one's position. One could argue that it's in keeping with the PvP nature of Highsec, could one not?

      However, Ehnea, the mewling from this particular Goofus has more to do with petulance than with perspicacity.

    2. The Goofus tried to bilk an Agent out of ISK, embarrassed himself, and then threw up his hands in frustration. It may take several more lessons until he sees the wisdom of going legit.

    3. I tried to read ehnemapoo's blog. It is cringey how bad her writing is, a sad cry for attention.

  4. "The Code will change your life. Only you can make that a good thing or a bad thing."

    ~ Hackney Marshes

  5. That is one angry carebear. Why are carebears so predisposed to being angry?

    I think it's connected to their expectation that they are entitled to stuff (eg ore) for zero input of effort (eg afk mining).

    1. Miners are like plankton, they are needed for us to eat them.

    2. Correction: Miners are phytoplankton, the very base of the food chain, no lower rung on the ladder.

      See my old thread entitled "Phytoplankton need krill":



    3. It's nice to read such comprehensive and thorough chains of thought from an inspired artist.

      Thank you agent Pig!

  6. I still cringe at ganking ventures personally.

    But nobody is above the CODE.

    1. Wat? Venture pilots in highsec are in need of the most help. They are playing the 'wrong-est'.

    2. Too addicted to hunting whales when im online.

  7. wow just wow. antiganking couldn't save a venture and try to save freighters??? what a bunch of failures.

    1. Wow code fucks repeating themselves daily

  8. Highsec ag miners will always fail, they are playing wrong.


    1. Wow code fucks repeating themselves daily

  9. Highsec gankers will always fail, they are playing wrong.


  10. Its the best place to find code agent tears on tap, delicious!

    Cant wait to drink them up when we kill the game, it will be like an ocean of code tears.

  11. Calm down murder lovers.

  12. [07:19:19] Kalynn Shardani > I am currently about to list Kalynn Shardani 's toon for sale if there is any interest please contact Rosaria Cosmos
    [07:19:31] Shelley Tortuga > o7
    [07:23:55] Shelley Tortuga > Sorry to hear that you will be leaving us permanetly.
    [07:25:35] Admiral Demona Black > Hayley Logical Fallacy Nin Rin Prixm Wind Yvain Bluewater ^M Kamio VI - Moon 7 - Sukuuvestaa Corporation Production Plant
    [07:26:11] Kalynn Shardani > Shelley Tortuga the person who owned this toon passed away this past July
    [07:27:18] Shelley Tortuga > My condolences.
    [07:28:01] MRxX7XxMONKEY > oh, damn, my condolences
    [07:28:39] Kalynn Shardani > i'm sure he would appreciate that , thank you
    [07:29:00] Shelley Tortuga > The player behind Kalynn Shardani was always very encouriging and nice
    [07:29:01] Symphony-Angel > very sad , send the same
    [07:34:50] Tempus Halley > how is Uedama and Niarja?
    [07:35:16] Symphony-Angel > 5 reds docked in Uedama VII - Lai Dai Corporation Factory
    [07:36:03] Kalynn Shardani > I am happy to hear he was like that in game and glad he made so many friends http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/nm55g/ not much like that outta game i'm affraid
    [07:36:28] Kalynn Shardani > i was hoping to inform Sarah Flynt so she may remove him from the moderator list etc
    [07:36:56] Astecus > I'll take care of that
    [07:38:31] Symphony-Angel > sad story
    [07:40:18] Astecus > Kalynn Shardani has been removed as moderator now
    [07:40:45] Astecus > Sad story indeed...
    [07:41:00] MRxX7XxMONKEY > i had to relog, could someone send me the story?
    [07:41:27] Symphony-Angel > http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/nm55g/
    [07:42:13] Kantar Vilorious > Hello Kalynn and everyone. Guess who?
    [07:42:43] MRxX7XxMONKEY > oh the 54yo man was the owner of that character?
    [07:42:59] Kantar Vilorious > alittle younger
    [07:43:02] Admiral Demona Black > Hayley Logical Fallacy Nin Rin Prixm Wind Yvain Bluewater IN Kamio VI - Moon 7 - Sukuuvestaa Corporation Production Plant JUST HAD A SCOUT COME IN ICE FIELD openwind
    [07:43:29] Symphony-Angel > MRxX7XxMONKEY i believe so
    [07:43:35] MRxX7XxMONKEY > damn
    [07:44:51] Kalynn Shardani > so hence why im trying to get rid of his toon - (wife)
    [07:45:15] Symphony-Angel > very sorry for your loss
    [07:45:43] Kalynn Shardani > i appreciate that
    [07:45:53] Astecus > Kalynn Shardani so you played EVE together?
    [07:46:24] Kalynn Shardani > yes / I am Rosaria Cosmos in game
    [07:46:50] Kantar Vilorious > Hi Kalynn
    [07:48:15] Apple Ottig > Dragon Knights Inc still around? :)
    [07:48:44] Symphony-Angel > cool name for alliance
    [07:52:34] Kalynn Shardani > yes it is
    [07:53:04] Kalynn Shardani > I run the DKI alliance. Kalynn didn't just gave intel
    [07:53:04] Astecus > Must admit Kalynn seemed like the least likely to do something like this...
    [07:54:24] Kalynn Shardani > i don't know how he was in game but out of game he wasn't ,.. very kind
    [07:54:35] Astecus > But then again, this is a roleplaying game
    [07:54:42] Kalynn Shardani > it is
    [07:57:12] Astecus > So how familiar are you with anti-ganking and his activities with it?
    [07:57:33] Kalynn Shardani > extremely
    [07:57:49] Kalynn Shardani > i helped him with a lot of his intel for the code alliance
    [07:58:00] Kalynn Shardani > however we kept our ingame characters disconnected
    [07:59:56] Rosaria Cosmos > this is better

  13. James 315, the most hated visage in New Eden. That jut needs to be punched and battered. In game of course....he is nothing but a turd burglar.

    1. That's funny, 'turd burglar' was the exact term my non-EvE buddy used for miners when I shown some minerbumping posts to him.

  14. Have fun killing yourself again.

  15. All these code whiners are mad, it's what drives them. They are impotent against miners and, truth be known, are probably cuckolded at home.

    So those shitters would be mad no matter what.

    code always fails! Always! And jamey is tiny-dick mad!

  16. IDGAF

    I enjoy making you guys cry and it doesn't take much energy to set up a program to copy/paste shit to your blog. Then just watch people respond in all kinds of tearful ways.

    Try to be elite and HTFU, otherwise you just little bitches

  17. Stay tearful child fucker.

  18. Well at least he aint spending hours in game being the scourge of high sec mining.

    Those highly dangerous and elite miners GRRRRRR.

    BTW Karma you need to work on your refresh rate for you Hitler overlord

  19. OK So another day another long copy and paste comment section are you fuck boys ready for it?

    Are you gonna peel yourselves away from raping and killing kids long enough to read any of it?

    HAHAHA trick question I don't give a fuck, you all can AN HERO yourselves.

  20. "Again, the Agent's report redacted certain information from this part of the story. However, it's highly probable that nothing untoward happened here."

    Only an invite to some kind of VOIP bonus room shenanigans that Jamey and his CHODE. slaves are known to engage in. Shameful. Nobody can trust CHODE.

  21. Space racketering and extortion at its best.

    Don't support these guys ever. Be your own capsuler and fly only what you can afford to lose.

  22. Wolf SopranoNovember 30, 2017 at 4:19 AM

    We are sucking cock and raping kids with baseball bats in the ass nonstop daily!!!1!!!11!!!1!

  23. Nah I just love seeing how but hurt you fucks get over words. Now cry little bitch cry.

  24. Wow you seem pretty mad. Lost a few hundred cats did ya?

    Calm down james.

  25. Karma BalancerNovember 30, 2017 at 4:20 AM

    As a member of the New Order of High Sec, We deem all miners to be subhuman and all need to die in the gas chamber.

    Our leader Hitler demands it!

  26. However to call gunning down someone who has no ability, or little ability, to defend themselves "elite PVP" is the same as sucker punching a 6 year old and calling it championship boxing.

  27. Test of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.

    Test of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Lord Rage’s questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each code monkey each day.

    Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the miners shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.

  28. "You may not use any abusive, defamatory, ethnically or racially offensive, harassing, harmful, hateful, obscene, offensive, sexually explicit, threatening or vulgar language. (Alternate spelling or partial masking of such words will be reprimanded in the same manner as the actual use of such words.) --EVE Online - Terms of Service

    Suck on it and take that impotent rage and shove it up your homophobic ass ya hurt feelings little bitch.

  29. This james shitter is holy shit mad. Total loss of control means whoever made him mad did it right.

    That's too funny, I wish someone would get him on audio.

  30. Don't kid yourselves. Even the dirtiest pirates from the birth of EVE have been carebears. They use alts to bring them goods at cheap prices and safely, rather than live with consequences of their in game actions on their main, from concord to prices

  31. Alas, expecting a "gf" back from an agent is, at best, a lesson in futility and broken expectations. Agents who get caught at gates and killed, get disrupted warping into a site and get killed, get ECM jammed and their victim saved (and themselves subsequently killed) seem to have a visceral inability to reply back to a "gf".

    I wonder why?

  32. How do you know your talking to an agent of code?

    They tell you to go kill yourself.

    How do you make and agent of code happy?

    You kill yourself.

  33. Never forget shartdani! Our best agent of the CODE!


  34. Are you ok child fucker? Or did the words hurt your precious feelings while serving your Hitler fuck head.

  35. So james is a 1930's German National Socailist?

    Calm down shitter. Go kill yourself.

    In game of course. ;)

  36. It's not a win if you have to tell everyone it's a win.

    Fucking ghetto shitter logic. I loled. :)

  37. How CODE acts:

    Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.

    What code forces miners to pay for:

    During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.

    How code fights:
    Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.

    Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:

    Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.

  38. "A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.

    "aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?

    "by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.

    "All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.

    "Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.

    "The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.

    "A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.

    "Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.

    "Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar.
    "Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.

  39. Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.

  40. Code Nazis proving that they are just hateful.

    Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM
    Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.

    And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP

    From the link:
    D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
    Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?

    inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.

    Also, Link please

    AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
    Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?

    This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.

    Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.

    And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.

    And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow

    You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.

    AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
    They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?

    Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?

    Wolf SopranoJune 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
    Haha thats rich coming from thomas who likes to sperg in local now about how hes NOT trying to save a freighter while fail repping it in a basilisk ���� ag still worship shardani too! Disgusting

    AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
    You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.

    AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
    I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.

    That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
    Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
    Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!

    Never forget shardani XD XD XD

    AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
    Is it time to murder miners yet?

    In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.

    Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM

    AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
    Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)

    Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.

    That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!

    AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
    452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.
    Wolf SopranoJuly 19, 2017 at 8:43 PM

    wow sounds like that antiganking moderator that they worship that killed his child and then himself

    ReaperJuly 29, 2017 at 11:30 AM
    If only shardani was CODE compliant, who knows what might have been.

    Wolf SopranoAugust 19, 2017 at 1:54 AM

    on a side note. 3 concord whoremails in 7 days. hahahhahahahaa antigankers failing hard just like shardani

  41. So the victims of their villainous deeds would descend upon them bringing forth new weapons and new warriors who would fight in new ways. Those who had done them harm would find fate without mercy and they would feign bravery. Alas fear wells up deep from within and a very real shiver ascends the spine of the criminals and murderers as they now look into the very mirror of their animosity. They cannot win a war that reflects themselves.

  42. The Code of Awakening.
    1: The “Awakened” always wins.
    2: The Eve Online code has never won ever due to the fact of the tactics being used are considered by the game developers to be “illegal Ganks”.
    3: If a member of the New Order of Halaima fails to consider that they are just like suicide terrorists then they are very short sighted and must be considered criminal and unstable.
    4: Any member of the code alliance must be considered unstable, troll them online only but if met in real life stay away and call the authorities for they may be bringing their in game rage and anger out of game to harm people and children.
    5: Under no circumstances must you ever let a code agent near children.
    6: Always renounce the ways of the codes favorite agent Kalynn Shardani, they praise this agent highest due to his actions of killing his own child for the code alliance.
    7: Only under extraordinary circumstances will a member of the code become anything more than a closet terrorist, criminal, unstable, child molester, and/or greifers. Those who do make progress towards enlightenment must be monitored closely and never fully trusted as the indoctrination of James 315 is still within them and they could return to wanting to harm people in real life.
    8: Never converse with the code agent in game, they will claim it as a victory but it also serves as a way of gathering information on you which they may use to find you in real life to visit harm upon you. They will post the conversation on their website so that all the other agents may attempt to locate you and visit harm upon you and your children.
    9: Remember that a code agent does not live in reality, due to this fact they can never truly win in any engagement be it an argument or a battle.
    10: The “Awakened” shall know only victory over the code agent because the code knows only hate, pain, greed, and envy. The “Awakened” always worships life while the code agent only worships death and murder. The “Awakened” accepts and follows laws while the code will bring their delusions out of game and fail to recognize laws.
    11: A code agent will never accept reality, they cling to their fantasies with a death grip, and no agent is ever truly awakened from their delusions. Because of this they always fail at life.

  43. Police have taken into custody the suspect in an active shooter situation at the Montage condominium complex in downtown Reno at 255 N Sierra Street.

    Police have closed 2nd Street and Commercial Avenue and surrounding areas.

    Police say the shooter was barricaded inside the Montage with a hostage, whom police say is safe, screaming about noncompliance of a code. Police shot at the shooter, who is alive.

    A SWAT team and the Washoe County Sheriff helicopter are on scene.

    The incident began shortly before 7PM November 28, 2017.

  44. HAHAHAHAHA I'm back to annoy you fucks again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  45. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A92Ge2S8M1Y&feature=youtu.be&t=1m29s

  46. Yeah you would say that after you watched me plug your mum again, let her know I expect dinner to be ready when I get home and you to be out of the house.

  47. They wanna be pirates but lowsec's too scary, so they stay in their little themepark and annoy the other kids.

  48. Remember miners are dangerous and words hurt.

  49. Being a High sec Pirate is like playing basketball against a retarded kid. You already know what the outcome will be, and the rest of us look at you like you are a jack ass. Only like minded douches buy into ganking miners, and new players.

    I'm about as carebear as they come, but I still have the stones to live in null, low, and spend time in WH space. The shit people give high sec players for never leaving can be attributed to these guys as well, the only difference is, that at least carebears don't fly around with an inflated sense of pride because they pad their kill boards with kills from people who can't fight back.

    I'm sure these are the people who play fps games against novice bots, and claim that they are l33t.

  50. Code is basically a group that likes to fight the defenseless/easy fights. Generally flying catalysts. They take their RP seriously, but are generally a bunch of annoying shmucks harassing the indie playerbase. Mostly goon alts too iirc.

    Buy a falcon, fly into a system where they're operating, start collecting tears (ganker tears have 10x the satisfaction concentration!).

  51. Spoiler alert:

    Most PvP in this game is by people looking for easy wins.

    Hence the lack of new players.

  52. Ganking and extortion are valid interesting mechanics, however the fan club of these activities are typically a bunch of risk averse manbabies.

    I mean fuck they didn't even show up for the alliance tournament because they were fearful of loss and tried to play it off as meta game.

    The other piece of this though are new players making themselves easy targets by fitting inappropriately for lack of knowledge and making themselves subject to manbaby ganks. Gankers take advantage of the fact that they have incomplete knowledge. No-ware in the mining tutorial do they inform you that drones, shields and awareness are your primary tools of defense in high security space as an industry pilot. In fact dscan isn't even a thing in the tutorials.

  53. CODE guys are pretty much the Console Gamers of EVE

  54. I'm a one year old player now...I mine every now and again when I'm really bored...I see CODE a few times..and no way am I paying for any damn permit. Let them try and gank me and feel the tank and roar of my Skiff!

  55. Uh dipshit I'm copy pasting your loving fans who voted that you and james should suck start a shotgun.

    Pull your head out your ass and get with the program or are you so upset you cant think.

    P.S. Ya I know I win fuckwad.

  56. Bunch of professional saggy-titted whores hiding being a lousy roleplay to justify pirate action on high sec miners.

    My last encounter with these cockroaches was with two newb catalyst who thought they could suicide gank my Skiff. Ah, enjoy my drones.

  57. I was restraining myself. CODE is to EVE what diarrhoea is to regular bowel movement.

  58. •give only valid argument for why code highsec lolifes are the most pathetic in all of eve

    •wow, your so salty

    This is their logic... Lol

  59. Sadly, CODE and their allies are exploiting a loophole in the game's rules that states griefing is allowed, so long as the activity is profitable.

    And James says he doesn't do this for the money, what a sack of shit without a sack.

  60. New Order (CODE and co.) agents will show you absolutely no sympathy, as they are utterly convinced that their cause is just despite their rampantly hypocritical and psychopathic behaviour. Your agony and heartbreak will be met with a condescending "calm down miner" and repeated demands for purchase of a 'permit'. If the exchange becomes particularly heated, they may take the issue further and threaten your cop with a wardec. DO NOT CONTACT YOUR ASSAILANT AND DEFINITELY DO NOT PAY THEM. New Order agents will revoke a permit at the slightest pretext (sometimes under no pretext at all), and there is no real appeals process. Any isk you give them - and whatever they destroy and steal from you upon permit revocation - will be gone. It's not worth 10mil.

  61. Even by EVE standards, It's a crappy game mechanic, it's cruel and encourages psychopathic behaviour.

  62. They are very good at warping to station, docking up, and then sperging in local about the "criminal scum" that is challenging the might of James 315.

    So, it's possible, but be prepared to just station camp a lot. They will hide there and refuse to fight. If you ship has guns, they won't attack.

  63. When you create a group that constantly cries about miners and freighters that cant fight at all, you know its a group full of pussies that just needs to be kicked out of mommy's house.

  64. Suicide Gankers literally can't fight head on. Faction police will scram, jam, neut and kill them because are sec status is too low.

    Instead, they focus on attacking the targets they can kill and avoiding the ones they can't. Otherwise they would just be feeding kills to Faction Police.

  65. Of course they won't. There's no benefit to do so. Gank pilots are often low-SP alts, meaning they can't really fly anything but a super short range, slow-as-hell gallente destroyer - which is useless in a straight fight. In addition, even if they did choose to fight, remaining on grid for more than 30 seconds causes Faction Police to spawn, which will annihilate their puny destroyer tanks.

    It's got very little to do with the fact you're trying to put up a fight, and more to do with the fact that there's literally no incentive for a ganker to do anything but gank.

  66. Can confirm, if someone fights back, Code run and hide. It's like a retarded 10-year old punching another kid in the schoolyard; when the victim turns around to deck the kid, kid runs and climbs a tree/hides on the other side of a door and shouts incomprehensible jibberish

  67. You can't fight CODE because they don't want fights. They will dock up as soon as something that remotely resembles a fleet shows up.

    The only fight you can win against CODE is the isk one. Example: Move to null (they are afraid of it) and do your thing there.

  68. The problem here is that youre making CODE out to be a bigger problem than they really are. Nobody makes any resistance movement because theres nothing to resist. Ive never seen a code member, they are essentially an urban legend to me and any person who pvp's has bigger fish to fry. My advice is to either join them or move out of high sec, seriously, low, null, and wh space arent as scary as you newbies make them out to be.

  69. James is probably some kind of sociopath to have kept minerbumping up this long. The concept was hilarious when first implemented but now is just a recurring nuisance. However this is one of the more open games and I appreciate that people are having a fun time roleplaying as Highsec crusaders of some kind.

    Everyone else in this thread has covered pretty much why any serious effort to resist CODE is doomed to failure long term. The playerbase that have the skills to do so have little inclination to.

    Tank your fits more, check local for gank alts, and don't fly like a blind idiot in hi-sec and you shouldn't lose too many ships.

  70. carebear = a ganker who cant pvp, so he picks up on helpless defensless miners

  71. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Why should I have to play like everyone else?

    It's not a ♥♥♥♥ing crutch. These people have trillions of ISK and can afford to just kill all the new players. There should be higher penalties for Killing in Highsec space. Currently I see no such penalties.

  72. Actually I do have lots of support skills(combat skills) and even skills for the orca and a battlecruiser, its not that I have a problem with. It's the fact that it takes years to get anywhere, which is fine with me, but everyone starting out has a disadvantage compared to the players who have played the longest.

    I played this game when it first came out, so dont tell me about learning about it. I know how to learn, and I always knew this game was about learning, lots has changed.

    I just think its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t that you are pretty much forced into accepting some fu cktards ideologies in this game.

    How are you supposed to start your own empire if c unts are running around killing new players that dont adhere to their contrived rules?

    There should either be recourse or they need to lessen the times it takes to learn skills to be able to counter attack.

    This is practically a pay to win game. There are people who have 10's of accounts. There should be somewhat of an even playing field.

  73. as for the ganking, there IS a problem. and thast that it isnt "high levels ganking low levels", its that its high levels giving a bunch of cash to their disposable 5 day old alts to fly a catalyst and destroy with impunity anything they desire. and with how slow/weak a mining barge is compared to literally anything a ganker can and will fly, once they decide to kill you, there is very little you can do to stop it, considering even a skiff cant tank enough to make it "unprofitable" or "unjustifiable" to gank.

    the problem would be solved however if a trial account wasnt allowed to turn their guns off green in highsec (since there woudl be no reason for a enw player to be doing pirating of that level in their first 14 days), that way if a "high level" player wants to use disposable characters without breaching the EULA, they have to pony up an extra 750mil or 20 bucks every 3 characters.

  74. Why do members of CODE need to continually justify their existence?

  75. Why do EvE online players in groups like CODE and Goonswarm need to go to other games and campaign to get those game changed to suit their play style, which let's be fair, upsets other people deliberately?

  76. Why won't EvE online players in groups like CODE, campaign to improve EvE?

  77. Why do members of groups like CODE think that it's OK to get that power ego trip by dominating other players in games where they (members of groups like CODE) are not wanted?

  78. Why do members of CODE claim to hate people "combat logging" yet run away when they are getting beaten an unfair fight where there are more CODE members (usually 4) against non-CODE members (usually 1)?

  79. There are many player groups in the game, doing various things with different objectives. Code is juste one group among others.
    Also, I don't like how they use the name and other attributes from the Eve group and pretend they have "nothing" to do with them and act offended when they're compared, like it's pure coincidence that they have the same name (all in capital letters no less) and do the exact same thing.

  80. The CODE alliance in EVE aren't taken serious by anybody but themselves and some hisec carebears. They are the laughing stock of every other alliance/coalition in EVE. Oddly enough it's much the same way CODE are the laughing stock of Elite.

  81. code answer to everything - we hate you and if you want to play eve and enjoy it then we will try to force

  82. no bigger carebears than code, they sit in station all day, too scared to pvp and have 10 alts and bot more than anyone on Eve but have the audacity to call everyone else and whine

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  84. Just let me know when your done crying about getting spammed with all the hate mail and comments the players of eve have said about you.

    Just say your tired of reading about it and I promise you I will laugh my ass off at your whiney little pussies. Go get butthurt about some miner without a permit ya bitches.

  85. Useless Gank Corp with a bunch of Backward Kids with no balls to go to null sec or low sec. They fight a war against Miners armed with mining lasers, (real noble and courageous just like a wet fart). The leader is nuts and power crazy and Goonswarms little puppet. Nothing else to say they own no territory, have no ambitions - basically low life losers.

  86. Entire alliance of unemployed wanna be con artists, fraudsters and other people of questionable character and the maturity level of a 10 year old most normal people would not want to have anything to do with in RL. Scum bag steve comes to mind.

  87. loyalanon • 1 month ago

    CODE has decided to close down, due to the lack of leadership.

  88. Bunch of retards that have no clue how to PVP and Eve is too complex for them so they find the most stupidly easy thing to do on Eve and gank people who aren't able to shoot back. Full of unemployed idiots who spend all day on Eve because they are complete failures in real life. They also believe in a moron called James 315 who they look up to like a god, this shows how braindead they all are when they believe a pixel character in a video game can bring them fulfillment and tell them how to live their lives. This all shows their severe mental issues and zero direction in life.

  89. loyalamoron is angry at everyone cos his baby mama (she must be blind and stupid) took the kids away from him because he plays eve all day - what a sad retard

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  91. You guys got so many fans, how did dipshit say he got voted in by the people.

    Right, he lied like a shit stain.

  92. Lots of spam going on here. You think he has lots f time on his hands?

    1. What do you expect from a miner? Their very definition is having too much free time that they use the dumbest possible way.

      And knowing their filthy tendencies, all of this is most likely spammed by a bot.

  93. Learn to spell, you ignorant, impotent cunt. You will not be missed in EvE, faggot.

  94. The Mittani is a joke and sucks horse dick. You Goon pussies lost all sov, because you all suck too much to play the game right.

  95. I really enjoy playing EVE and its sense of community. I achieve satisfaction from building products and even mining. However, some areas are quite disturbing. I am talking about James 315 and the deleterious cult of CODE.

    James 315 has delusions of grandeur and his cult like ramblings remind me of Jim Jones of Jonestown infamy. Truly believing his own rhetoric that CODE are contributing to the betterment and growth of Eve.

    His naïve guileless cult like followers have all the hallmarks of religious brainwashing. It is their personal choice to follow his ramblings, but to force through threats others to carry his "all hail James 315" mantra is beyond the pale.

    Our parents told us to stand up to bullies and never bow down to false prophets. Hold firm to your sense of right and be brave in Eve.







    More operations against CODE are planned in February, watch for further information.

  96. Nitetime VideoNovember 30, 2017 at 6:27 AM

    I know what I will be doing in February, kidnapping more boys to fuck in my garage. Me and Wolf have a good time together when we have them.

  97. james is a screaming bitch • 4 years ago

    Fat, busted, micro dick, no life. No wonder y u love eve so much,

  98. LMFAO ! he is a screaming bitch!

    I too bet he is a fat fuck. this guy HAS to play eve all day long and have his life wrapped around eve, due to he could not fight himself out of a wet paper bag.

  99. haha James a fool and aint shit ..hes a highsec pussy and so are his agents...but its still FAPMB bitch !

  100. I ran out of popcorn, but i have an endless supply of salt.

  101. We know, your own. Now that you've had a break should I continue to make you cry?

    The answer is your always crying anyway so no I don't give a fuck about your prissy feelings little bitch.

  102. Karma if you get angry at this, maybe EVE isn't the game for you.....

  103. Karma this game is full of cut throats. You better learn to live with it and watch your ass.

    If you cannot, sad to say eve might not be for you bud.

  104. come out to low sec and fight some real pilots and stop embarassing your selves with killing shuttles and venture in hi sec

  105. Nitetime VideoNovember 30, 2017 at 6:29 AM

    Yup just finished getting a blowjob from my son too, today is a good day.

  106. Technically they do; the trick is that only the person you bought the permit from cannot gank you, so we're talking like 100 guys at any given time and you can't get shot by just 1 of them sooo you're still going down. Source: have alts in CODE. and main in corp defending their activity from anti-gankers.

  107. just ignore them, fit tank, find different system and carry on, Code is an alliance of tryhards who run around highsec ganking things. Remember this is a PVP game as much as it is a PVE game, so learn from the experience and move on. Also make sure you never pay them for anything. Its worthless.

  108. "we're gonna shoot you for no other reason than we're bored and need something to shoot"

  109. Hey Karma hit refresh again, now keep doing that minerbumping.com needs to pump those numbers.

  110. Do not let it get you down overly much, if you need some quick income at the early stages, do the starter career missions, there are in this link, http://hubpages.com/games-hobbies/Career-Arcs-Mission-Guide-Index-Eve-Online they give you a few million each, and ships and goodies too. (Tip fully insure the ship they give you when they expect you to blow up in certain clearly described training missions) When you have done those, do the sisters of eve mission arc. By the time you have done these, your skills will have improved, you have some money, and go off in whatever direction you choose. If you decide mining is something you want to do just remember, You can be ganked anywhere at any time, and some just do it for fun. Make it expensive or awkward for them, fit for tank not yield, procurer is awesome and tanky for a barge, keep moving or orbiting, and avoid areas with a lot of recent mining barge kills. Above all have fun, and good luck with your future.

  111. Their a bunch of players from various alliances like gsf and the like that go around rping. They live off tears and salt, so if you feed it to them they will target you. A few basics to dealing with them is don't be afk, use a proc if you mine around their Hotspot and have their alliance set as red so they show up in local as such. They aren't exactly the hardest to avoid and really you just have to learn to avoid them and make yourself as not a target as possible.

  112. Yes simply by joining the code can you forever be known as he who cannot PVP properly.

  113. Your comfort shall be that tommorrow there will be a new code.

  114. are you new to this game or something?
    you make them sound like they are a monestry of monks...

    The saviors of nothing....and the creators of there own downfall

    Judgement is coming

  115. You'll put your head in your hands and say: "What have I done?"

  116. 750 hours, still not rich, still done not grinding, but already flown the ship of my dreams, it was the Cobra Mk 3. Am looking forward to the Beluga though when it comes out (eventually), more of a bling thing though. But anyway, still not bored. And planetary landings coming soon... how does Code figure into this? Erm... it doesn't.

    Not got anything against Code people really. Most of them are decent folks, with a few bad apples thown in.

    But self-aggrandizing posts like this or from posters like Manj ("The saviour of open".... my flaccid and aging *cough*), really don't do you guys any favours.

    Get in game, do your stuff, and don't be jerks. That's all we need from Code. If you do it well, other people will sing your praises. Don't sing your own. Makes you look like *cough*.

  117. seriously, ''When the hours wear on and you tire of the company of simple, predictable NPCS, CODE will be there?'' I think piracy should be a significant part of the game and a danger to traders, but this is a completely other level.

  118. All hail the CHODE pirates, may there strict Rules of conduct be a model for all Pirates

  119. Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur are a subtype of delusion that occur in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia, patients with the grandiose subtype of delusional disorder, and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme. There is a relative lack of research into GD, in contrast to persecutory delusions and auditory hallucinations. About 10% of healthy people experience grandiose thoughts but do not meet full criteria for a diagnosis of GD.[2]

  120. Why do members of CODE need to continually justify their existence?

    Why do EvE online players in groups like CODE need to go to other games and campaign to get those game changed to suit their play style, which let's be fair, upsets other people deliberately?

    Why won't EvE online players in groups like CODE, campaign to improve EvE?

    Why do members of groups like CODE think that it's OK to get that power ego trip by dominating other players in games where they (members of groups like CODE) are not wanted?

    Why do members of CODE claim to hate people "combat logging" yet run away when they are getting beaten in an unfair fight where there are more CODE members (usually 4) against non-CODE members (usually 1)?

  121. Space piracy has transformed into actual piracy, as source code for EVE Online has been stolen and unleashed onto the web via torrent. While it may not be the full source code -- one Slashdot commenter said it was just Python source -- developer CCP is expectedly none too happy.

    According to Community Manager "CCP Wrangler" on the official forums, "Anyone found distributing or discussing decompiled client code will face an in game ban." As to how they know who's distributing the code, various reports say CCP is seeding the torrent themselves and using the associated IP to ban the related accounts. Now that's just dirty.

  122. Fighting for your Savior?

    Your fighting for someone who is no longer alive and the mere mention of his name invokes a sense of lingering death in your mind as the 'spirit' that you recollect is in side you is nothing more than the dead trying to occupy your body thus making you the walking dead within New Eden.

  123. There is no such thing as James315 walking around in High Sector as your savior because any such notion conveys an anti-Christ mentality of someone saying that they are James from a religious textbook when in fact they are nothing more than the twisted and rotted flesh of someone from the past.

    Your prophet is based on someone from the past who has died.

  124. He who fights with miners should look to it that he himself does not become a miner. And when you gaze longingly into some veldspar the veldspar also gazes into you. -Friedrich Nietzsche and Albert Einstein

  125. Reported for sexualizing miners

  126. Of course, it also means the "miner" isn't a miner. I think the Venture gank groups (no, not CODE) were much more entertaining since NOBODY expected Ventures to do that. They were taking out T3 destroyers.

  127. I love CODE. I mean they are literally high sec tear miners. It's absolutely glorious.

  128. "Whatever neurosis that drives the ganker to commit his crime is compounded, magnified by flight, by the sounds of that faction police spawn at his heels. This results in constant uneasiness, which becomes paranoia, and paranoia ultimately becomes psychosis."

  129. Ganker Gogela killed a Tayra which had dropped pretty much everything. However, a minute later, his looter Miyammato Musashi was punished by Bersagliere, whysoserios Andrard and Alexander Kaan. Gogela is one of the rare cases of a healthy ganker who understands EVE. Upon losing his looter, he was surprisingly calm and he embraced the mindset of "you lose some, you win some".

  130. Nitetime VideoNovember 30, 2017 at 6:24 AM

    Forget I asked, I know why they didn't because we find them and threaten to kill them and their kids. So they quit. I love killing their kids though so we just kill them anyways.

  131. "One of them convo'ed me, we had a talk. He said ''I will gank in Niyabainen. I know that you hunt gankers. Please don't touch me, the target is very important this time''.
    -Johnny mal'ganis

  132. Ganker Sottie StuartClan is quite a known figure in Piekura. However, when there is effective resistance, his operations fail. He wanted to gank a miner again but it failed hard thanks to the intervention from miners Basil Miromme, THECHRONICLESOF CHINMAN and Swaghetti II Yolognaise.

  133. Nitetime VideoNovember 30, 2017 at 6:22 AM

    Now I'm going to go fuck my son while your still spamming this blog. Let me know when your done so I can nut and tie him back to the bed.

  134. or you could, ya know, go outside in the yard and pull the legs off spiders.

  135. The tears from "hard core Pee v Pee players" are far sweeter than any other.

    I think you will find many carebears are perfectly happy for pvp to take place consensual or not. it is the douchbaggery that goes on that sticks in the claw.
    The thing I find Ironic from the OP is that he is in a corp that is only about consensual pvp. The lamest pvp model ever.

  136. I can't believe someone would be so butthurt over no longer being able to kill miners with no risk at all. What the hell.

    I believe that the aggression changes promote pvp in highsec, because now people can shoot you more often, you all want others to experience more risk but when you are the ones that get that risk, you scream like children. Entitled children.

    You can still pray on newbs that doesn't know aggresion mechanics, you can till can flip (need a buddy for it though). Mining barges has been easy as hell to gank for way too long and unless they sit in a procurer or skiff, they can still be ganked without too much trouble (they don't fit tank, right?).

  137. I've said it before i'll say it again. He's an agent of the goons.

    All New Order pilots are KOS regardless what concord or CCP says. I think he's fanning the flames far too early and i will be voting against him in CSM.

    And until the leader of goonswarm...no let me rephrase that. the Leader of the CircleJerk that null sec has become (which is quite frankly WORSE than high sec at the moment in terms of carebearing) Stands up and proves James 315 is banned from all goonswarm servers and factions i have no reason to believe ANYTHING that's been said by him or his agents. Or that this so called new order is nothing but a crock of BS.

    While the OP gave a long thought out post and actually highlights a potential problem. The fact of the matter is this. He has no CCP authority. What he does is against concord rules. He's no Savior. In that respect he's exactly like Barrack Obama. And yes since we're going into those kind of conversations i'm going to go there.

    His followers are just as fanatical potentially even more so. And what he wants will only enhance the circlejerk collective that null sec has become. Fail thread 1/10.

  138. I dont care what the miner gankers do. It makes me no difference and doesnt affect my game play at all. The miners, however, are nto on the forums crying for changes to the game right now. Its the other element.

    How people cant see why neutral players look at the extremes by both sides and think you are all crazy pants.

    Also, you are dense if you dont acknowledge that the miner bumping movement is riding a platform of game design change. Sorry if that offends you but that is the truth.

  139. There are FAR more tears and calls for changes to the game now coming from gankers than miners. Far more.

    Hell, the movement and this very thread wants to change the game.

  140. So, because mining barges and exhumers got a boost to their EHP, CCP is moving EvE in the direction of being a carebear campground themepark?

    Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

  141. Both extremes are outta their minds-crazy sometimes to be quite frank.

    Its mostly personally/playstyle agenda driven as well and never as holistic and benevolent as "saving the game".

    Im pretty safe in saying that the majority falls in the middle where they think the game needs the balance of playstyles and offerings to be as successful and fun as it can be.

  142. "Original had gone AFK to get a beer while his Vexor's drones continued their assault of RD's corpmate's Orca."

    I thought it was against code rules to go AFK? Sounds like bot-aspirant behaviour to me.

  143. This is the first time I’ve felt the miner acted with more dignity than the agent.

  144. Karma BalancerNovember 30, 2017 at 6:30 AM

    I know where Johnny lives so I'm just going to go get his kids and hang them in the middle of the night because that is ELITE.

  145. Karma balancerNovember 30, 2017 at 6:23 AM

    You have to love this autists commitment. Last nights effort would have cost him 4 hours of posting and here we go again.

    If james is not our bitch then i honestly wonder who is.


    Never forget you are like code moderator shardani james.

  146. Karma BalancerNovember 30, 2017 at 8:51 AM

    I tell you what james how about I confiscate one of your kids as a sex slave and we call it even.

    At least for one year anyways.

    That can be your payment plan.

  147. You make an insightful and thought provoking comment, but you forget where you are sir. You need to tailor your comment to your audience. For /r/eve may I suggest something more like:

    hurr-durr james315 is a fag Mintoni sucks grrr gons fuk gons

    Notice the lack of punctuation and endearing misspelling of just about every word.

  148. I used to serious post. Then I realized I got down voted more when I made posts that disagreed with popular opinion even if what I was saying was completely based in fact. Now I just don't care.

  149. Yea telling someone to kill themselves that's a ban. James needs to accept the rule of CCP or just quit

  150. When I go to bed at night I pray that CONCORD just starts firing at every barge so James can just enjoy the game and stop bitching. I mean how pathetic must one be to claim miners are dangerous?

  151. I guess, after all these years, I still just find it amazing that code people are such crybaby bitches on the internet.

    Reading the above discussion of well anything the code does makes me want to vomit. Jesus titty-fucking christ on a cracker...

    Get a grip.


  152. Lot of very angry codebears posting here.

    If you really don't care about the AG as you all often claim, why are you so often here posting?

  153. "EVE is dying... for a level of respect and praise from the EVE playerbase to the Saviour of Highsec that exceeds even the expectations of said Saviour's Agents--as befits said Saviour's great deeds and contributions to the game."

    Fuck yes!

    Praise King John
    Long may he reign!

    -Galaxy Pig

  154. Hey James, Eve is dying because of code, and guess what, we don't care cause when it dies the code gets it final and permanent loss.

    Keep being dicks and murder loving bitches and lose it all.

    The Awakened are waiting, when eve dies we win.

    Have fun with that losers.

  155. Getting ganked twice by agents in my first week on eve (once when I was afk, the other when they swooped in on me and taught me a brutal lesson) has made my time in New Eden far more enjoyable. I will never buy a permit, but I will also never mine afk, and I will always monitor local like a hawk. Excellent work Agents. :-)

  156. The best part of filling up this blog today was I did it while mining too.

    Miners are the most elite players in the game, they can mine, be vigilant, make money, and scare the shit out of a bunch of punks who will never ever make it in low or null.

    Keep em killing themselves, in game of course don't be like agent shardani.

  157. All these shitter tears over a simple "miners".

    Way to go miners, you pvp'd james 315 into a certified meltdown.

    Keep em killing themselves.

  158. What is wrong with all these people who destroy innocent asteroids and think that they could get away with it? -_-

    Miners are the toughest and most elite players in the game.

  159. Bringing content back to this blog.

    Keep those comments coming the more the merrier.

  160. Karma BalancerDecember 2, 2017 at 9:41 AM

    Remember john all you have to do is give me your son as a sex slave for one whole year.

  161. Good job Anti-Code, add to the page count of a site that exists just to extract salt from code idiots.

  162. So true, miner bumping/extortion is the equivalent of being on a playground getting poked by asburger boy and bitching because you refuse to punch him back.

  163. Karma BalancerDecember 2, 2017 at 9:42 AM

    You got the clap, me too.

  164. Nobody wants a code agent in their corp. It is like asking if a pro wants the clap.

    Get good at something and don't expect to be given anything. So stop asking for hand outs.

  165. Started mining, I've been hunted down in Highsec countless times by an alliance called "CODE" who send their -10 sec trolls into space to destroy miners. I've gone to Sinq Laision and Essence, they follow miners around blow our stuff up anywhere and run away.

    I've asked for help in local chat, people respond with "This is EVE". Come on, where can a noob get a break? Ask to join an corp, denied twice. What for? I'm a 10M SP pilot who wants to contribute.

    So I move my mining operation elsewhere, stuck in an NPC corp, only to be hunted down by the CODE guys again their troll corp called "New Order Logistics". I laughed hard.

    Many of you guys believe that EVE-U, Noob corps and the like are helpful. Not in my books, I've constantly harassed, hunted and pursued in highsec space no matter what I do. I've lost two retrievers and two ventures in 24 hours. I've had it with ATTEMPTING to earn a living in the EVE universe, I'm honestly just starting to make money so I may progress. But nope, it's almost impossible in this game. No noob corp has helped, no noob corp has even accepted my conversation requests. Come on guys, this is me vs the universe here. The fuck is wrong with the EVE community?

  166. Karma balancerNovember 30, 2017 at 8:07 PM

    That is one mad psycho........

    Never forget shardani. Our best agent.

  167. Professor Lawrence LawtonNovember 30, 2017 at 3:55 PM

    The only hate in this blog comes from the salty anons. The New Order preach a message of respect and tolerance by raping and killing children--for James 315.

  168. Karma BalancerNovember 30, 2017 at 12:30 PM

    Do we need to start telling people to kill themselves again?

  169. Rob ThompsonNovember 30, 2017 at 12:24 PM

    Well, now that we've all got that out of ourselves, shall we stop raping children?

    Thought not.

  170. Tiny TinaDecember 2, 2017 at 7:56 AM

    Burn all the code babies!

  171. Damn that's a lot of comments about how James was not elected by a popular vote.

    So he had to elect himself which means he is not in any capacity an elected official by the people.

    LIES all LIES, I knew he made it up.

  172. Wanna scare some code agents?

    I'm a miner without a permit.....


  173. ArekahnDecember 6, 2017 at 8:00 AM

    Lots of spam going on here. You think Code is going to cry over this?

  174. What do you expect from a code nazi? Their very definition is having too much free time that they use the dumbest possible way.

    And knowing their filthy tendencies, all of this is most likely spammed by a bot.

  175. James 315 was elected by proxy in 2012, so yes he is a dictator.

  176. I haven't touched it Dom. I still find EvE to be a bit intimidating. Plus, NITC school started.

    I didn't say I had a problem with CODE, Dom. I merely said that the... Forum meta is silly, and gives the impression of a circle-jerk.

    You're all fun people. You don't need the RP and associated shenanigary.

  177. About once a week, someone in CODE will decide the attention-o-meter is getting on the empty side, and they'll make a thread talking about CODE, and about a billion dumbasses will run up in it, all tripping all over themselves to talk about how uninterested in CODE they are.

    I wish CODE would stop, but that probably won't happen until CCP declares CODE threads like AFK Cloaker threads. More than enough examples of how this entire thread will play out are available to be searched on the forms. At some point, it is okay to stop having the same conversation over and over and over again.

  178. As bizarre as it sounds there are people who actually buy into all that Code malarky. But once you figure out the right ships with the right fit then Code killing is about like killing belt rats, just needs a touch more finesse.

  179. CODE doesn't control high-sec. They're not even renters. They're glorified tourists roaming around selling 'maps to the stars'.

  180. I find it funny how the "owner" of high sec is still getting his ass handed to him by the "non owner" NPC's of the space he claims to control.

    If you control it wouldn't the police be on your side and not blowing your ass up with a 100% kill rate.

  181. Seems strange that an owner of space would not charge for using that space. How many null sec corps or alliances allow people to squat in their space? You either control a space, or you don't, right?

  182. Attacking player-owned structures requires a wardec. Which costs money. CODE is cheap


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