Saturday, February 10, 2018

Boasting of Stupidity


Non-compliant carebears: If they don't learn to obey the Code early on, it can lead to terrible consequences down the road.


Way back in 2015, Howdy Dooody lost a nonuple-anti-tanked industrial ship when he was ganked by the mighty CODE. alliance. But at least it was only 150 million isk. If he'd bought a permit after that, it wouldn't have been so bad.


Years later, Howdy's alt reaped the harvest of his bot-aspirancy: The carebear's 13.7 billion isk freighter went down in flames.


Back in the day, Howdy had passed up a relatively inexpensive chance at learning his lesson. Maybe there was hope for him now, though.


The miner claimed to be appreciative of the lesson he'd been taught, but something made his gratitude seem a little phony.


Howdy had attempted to escort the freighter by webbing it. Apparently he had listened to the rebels, who claim that webbing a freighter makes it invincible. Not true--only the Code can do that.


(Oh, and so much for not "giving you anything".)


Almost immediately after complimenting our Agents for keeping the webbed freighter bump-tackled, Howdy pulled a 180 and denied the fact that he'd been bested in "nice" PvP--much less elite PvP.


Howdy was sour as a lemon. This is a sure sign that he's not done losing ships.


In fact, zKillboard's records show that the freighter was far more expensive than anything Howdy or his alt had lost before. Perhaps he has alts in another corp with a much worse record, but that would be inconsistent with Howdy's earlier comments about learning not to haul so valuable a cargo. No, the most logical explanation is that Howdy was actually boasting about being even worse at the game than he actually is. We're through the looking-glass with this one: A miner falsely claiming losses to make himself appear like more of a Goofus! This is what can happen to you when you don't have the Code.

39 comments:

  1. wow just wow antigankers are failing so hard right now

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    1. That's why we call him' faildo'.

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  2. So in an attempt to trivialize the kill for our Agents, that howdy dooody sperg lies about losing even more to someone else. What a loser.


    Highsec carebear ag shitters are all unabashed liars and spergs. Did someone invite that clown to CODE. yet? I bet he'd make a fine ganker. I mean, he's no worse than that faildo shitter. ;)

    Hey speaking of that, which faildo is the "ganker" now? Link plox so we can see how many carebears he's murdered. Or is he still afraid of ganking?

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    1. https://zkillboard.com/character/2113743960/

      Some "vindication". ;)

      Praise James! 1000 Years! \o/

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    2. Lol that's not vindication, you had more miner kills before you got mad and biomassed. Keep trying faildo, I have seen throw-away alts with more kills.

      You know what that kb looks like? It looks like a feeble attempt to add credibility to your claims of being an Agent. What you didn't realize was real Agents don't act like you.

      It won't be long before you lose control again, it's just the way you are. ;)

      Honestly, a real Agent would not have linked such a lulzy zkill. Only a true ag carebear would have been so anxious to link that. It's not about your killboard faildo, it's about your attitude, and your attitude was well documented before. You just don't have the right mentality, you still think ganking=bullying. How can someone like you completely support the Code after so long trying to discredit it?

      People don't just change.



      The Code always wins! Even with faildo failing daily.

      Always!

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    3. confirmed angry ganker actual ag troll, Try harder ag. You'll get gud someday.

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    4. Confirmed 422anon is a butthurt faildo alt. He is unable to "get gud", too big of a shitter. The Code don't need ag carebear criminal spergs.

      See how easy your false claims are counteracted, no proof works both ways PHag. ;) you silly Pandemic Horde antigankers will always lose.

      Always!

      Try harder ag shitters, you will never be true gankers.

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    5. faildo will never be anything but a butthurt ag shitter. Someone ask Dom Arkaral why faildo was on his "do not shoot" list a long time ago. I was always curious who told Dom not to shoot at faildo, all Dom could say in MB chat was "reasons", sounds like a diplo thing. And who do you have to be to make Dom NOT shoot at some shitter. Hmmmmm

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    6. So much deep and penetrating butthurt. R U Ok angry ag bro?

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    7. How did anon422 confirm? Does he assume everyone is a butthurt ag shitter like himself? Projecting at its worst.

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    8. Please explain 318shitteranon. Why you projecting bro? Is it because you want to play both sides faildo? You will just fail more.

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    9. Keep trying to deflect there faildoshitteranon. Keep crying about "deep and penetrating butthurt", you have no real argument so you parrott the same tears over and over.

      ag always fails.

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    10. Everytime Aldo ganks a barge, angry ag'r has a mini stroke.

      The future does not look bright for you my friend. You should read the Code, ponder its meaning, and get a permit. XD

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    11. Shitteranon353 should just post as faildo. Why the subterfuge faildo? Too afraid to speak for your own alt?

      Nice tryhad with the link and all, I admit I didn't click it tho, but nice tryhard anyway. I'm sure it links to something clever.

      Let's see, who else likes to link their anon tag?

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    12. I guess it's a good thing faildo cant gank barges then.

      https://zkillboard.com/kill/67956464/

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    13. I love seeing Aldo ganks. It strengthens my faith in The Code (if this was even possible).

      Though I admit, if I had -his- past, I would have made sure that not even the most thorough intelligence officer found any connection to my old failed self.

      But Aldo is Aldo, and dead miners are dead miners. Unless James 315 descends from his modest heaven to cast judgement, I won't do it either.

      The Code always wins. We should appreciate every win, no matter how it manifests.

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  3. Howdy doody ?

    Is this guy prepubescant? Or just fiddly pops hauler alt?

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  4. Maybe faildo was a gankers plant/alt all along, but that makes his "conversion" suspect and trivial. It would seem that some carebear has been posing as an agent. Tsk tsk.

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  5. So, who's alt is faildo? No one wants to claim him? It's easy to see who he spent the most time around while "fighting" the New Order. faildo never even tried to stop a profitable freighter gank, the most he and thomas ever did was whore on Concord kills with ecm, and promote vulgarity and villainy in the ag ranks. Guilt by association is a powerful argument because why would you associate yourself with ag shitters unless you were one yourself.

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  6. Maybe some retard can "confirm" the existance of some mad "ag troll" again, without proof and as a strawman distraction of course. And as an anon always. Who's the mad ag shitter now? :)

    A real Agent does not hide behind anon you silly shitters. (Yes I realize I am anon but I am not claiming to be an Agent at this time, I don't need proof of who I am to point out how big a shitter faildo and his ag friends are, it's made evident on this site daily.

    ag will always fail and faildo is still an ag shitter. faildo knows it, and there's nothing he can do in a few weeks that will erase years of his failure and whine, can he at least explain why he biomassed the last faildo? Go ahead faildo, explain what made you so mad you felt the need to biomass. If someone was quitting EVE, and NOT mad, they would simply stop logging in. Why all the subterfuge faildo?

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  7. So, is faildo still an ag shitter trying to awox (once an ag shitter, always an ag shitter) or is he the alt of a New Order Agent? If he's neither, that means NOL invited someone who 'saw the light' in a video game. That type of weak minded bs is what made him go ag in the first place.

    No matter what his answer, faildo is a shitter and the NO can do better. Much better. He will never fully embrace the Code, people don't just change. Especially people that believe they are fighting "evil" in a video game. faildo was squarely in the "ganking=bullying" camp for a long time, is that who the NO wants now? Someone so simple they actually believe gankers are evil?

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  8. People don't just change. faildo and friends are trying to make us believe that he was hardcore ag grrr-CODE for years, then one day last year he just flipped sides because he "always admired gankers" (from MB chat). That means he's a mentally deficient shitter who was brainwashed easily, or he was the alt of a ganker the entire time. If he was a ganker alt then his time in the ag was a waste other than to whore on a LOT of killmails. So what was the point?

    Why were you in ag faildo?


    False prophets will always fail and meltdown eventually.

    Always!

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  9. Angry Ag'r will be copying and pasting Wikipedia pages into the comment section soon, like last time.

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    1. Confirmed 356agshitteranon if a deeply butthurt faildo anon

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    2. And, he's too ignorant to know the difference. You got it deep 356agshitteranon, but we all know you can take it all, even more. ag shitters like you want it that way.

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    3. There are no caps in ag you silly ag shitteranon.

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  10. We need some of the original NO guys back, they would have sent faildo packing right off. Where is John E these days? He knew how to troll ag shitters properly.

    faildo must be someone ganker's alt, and that invalidates everything he has done so far. Why else biomass then pop back up a few months later as a CONvert?

    If you want the support of your regular viewers you need to make it a little less obvious that you are trying to pull something. A real convert would be too ashamed to try and resurect faildo. He was better off doomheimed. Why the insistence on having faildo join CODE.?

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  11. I have noticed a distinct 'softening' of CODE. since all the carebear recruiting over the last couple years. Some of the new agents seem unable to seperate RL from game. Killing highsec ag cowards for sport used to be what made the NO great.

    But now, all this "inclusiveness" and free love is making you soft. Why let carebears into a carebear killing organization? Are you so simple as to think those ag shitters will ever be able to assimilate completely? If you can't break them completely they will just cause problems like the last bunch of ag converts.

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  12. The Code always wins! The NO on the other hand....well it's hard to win when you keep recruiting faildos.


    Always.

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  13. Epic wall of tears! XD XD XD

    Woot!

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    1. I'm gonna cry about "wall O tears" and epic butthurt too because I am also too ignorant to come up with a valid response. Is that why you post as an anon too? Are you a faildo alt?

      Wall O Tears! Wall O Tears! Wall O Tears! Look at me! Wall O Tears! Did I win the argument yet?

      Confirmed, shitteranon538 is faildo's alt. Try harder faildo. No seriously, try harder. We don't want to see too many more of these fails: https://zkillboard.com/kill/67956464/

      Lol nice fail shitter. Just you, not The Code.

      Always!

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    2. There is an underlying ignorance in your posts that conveys your true colors miner. It only becomes more apparent the more you write.

      Any true follower of the Code would recognize a win when they saw it. The Code always wins. Always!

      You should look inward, consider the Code, repent of your ag ways and convert.

      Praise James! \o/

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    3. You sound like a pompous ass, shitteranon753, your assumptions are as fail as your feeble attempt at an insult.

      Man up faildo, why you no post as yourself? Still a spergy ag shitter I guess.

      Your tears remind me of how pitiful you ignorant ag shitters really are. Try harder you silly PHag.

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  14. faildo links his KB in the comments of a post titled 'Boasting of Stupidity'.

    Seems legit

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  15. https://zkillboard.com/kill/67956464/

    looks like Concord showed up just in time to keep faildo from being soloed by a retriever.

    Lol faildo almost got soloed by a 5.0 retriever pilot. The retriever pilot didn't just out tank faildo, he was well on his way to blapping that ag shitter when the cops finally showed up saved faildo. Did you give that pilot a GF faildo? Can you prove it?

    That's the kind of carebear-ag-shitter-half-assed fail attempt to gank that faildo is good at. He failed a lot in ag also. Pattern maybe? Let's see if the wall of tears shitter shows up next. ;)


    The Code always wins, even when carebears fail to gank!

    Always!

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  16. Learn the signs of a stroke.

    If you or a loved one is suffering from an ag induced stroke, please have them read the Code immediately, then convo your local agent to purchase a permit.

    Remember time loss is brain loss.

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