Saturday, December 22, 2018

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #173

Looks like someone added me as a contact. Better find out what this is all about...

Oh, it's another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!

No problem. Send your pod to the nearest station at which you don't have any ships, and an Ibis will be provided to you.

I think you meant to contact Anti-Ganking.

Like I always say, if you want to fight bots, stop acting like one.

Apparently I don't play EVE. That's bad for CCP; they need every subscriber they can get. Maybe if CCP buffed ganking or wardecs, or if they brought back awoxing and can-flipping, a lot of people would return to the game?


Say, dear reader, how good is your Russian these days? See if you can tell what the miner in this next message was saying:

Here's the Google translation:
Good day!
Thanks for the fight!)))
I've got a feeling your guess was wrong.

Straight outta highsec.

You know, you don't need to go to the post office to send someone a message.

Mark Dede's just mad he missed out on the all the fun. Maybe next time you play EVE, stay near your computer?

A protip for all you miners out there: Tanking is better than tattling.

There's so much demand for mining permits these days. If you want to live a life without regrets, buy your permit ASAP.


  1. A legit question, have you ever refunded a ship to a ganked target? I know this ship refund mail thing is to gather salt to post in your blog.

    1. James 315 refunded each and every one of my ships that I lost while operating in a most compliant manner. He's the most generous man in highsec!

    2. Confirmed! James 315 has refunded my ships as well. I usually don't ask, but sometimes I request it.

      If CONCORD ganks my ship, I can request a refund. Since I am compliant with the New Halaima Code of Conduct and I have faith in the process, he will refund me.

    3. He is a river to his people.

  2. No problem. Send your pod to the nearest station at which you don't have any ships, and an Ibis will be provided to you. Hahahahahahaha

  3. Im so glad James was able to renumerate that miner.

  4. Remunerate. Sorry, I need spellcheck.

  5. Is there a greater alliance in all of High Sec? In all of Eve? I don't believe so.

    Praise James for everyone of you agents! You are all heros of High Sec! \o/to

    1. I will always regard EvE as something truly great and unique videogaming made possible. And I feel nothing could represent better what's good in EvE than the New Order of Highsec!

      Praise James and the other heroes!


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