Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Open Ports and Closed Minds, Part 1
I wonder, are two units of White Glaze enough to relieve the crushing guilt of being a bot-aspirant Code violator?
Regardless of the state of Sliver Stones' conscience, his Code violations cost him his ice and his ship. Time to rebuild.
Agent Bing Bangboom loves to help miners rebuild their wasted lives. Starting over isn't always easy--but it's a whole lot easier with Bing's help than without it.
Sliver refused Bing's generous offer. Some people prefer to wallow.
Agent Bing has a long history of bumping miners. As any bumper will tell you, miners don't soon forget the experience. Our Agent would need to work hard to gain Sliver's trust after bumping him away from the ice so many times.
It appeared that Bing's logic--sharp as it was--wasn't enough to pierce the miner's thick skull.
Sliver strongly suspected that Bing only wanted his money. 'Twas a classic case of projection; the miner himself only cared about money. Bing tried to show Sliver that there was a lot more to EVE than isk. (He did need to give Bing some isk, though.)
Then the miner dropped a bunker-buster of a bombshell: Bing's computer was full of open ports! An "ingineer" as gifted as Sliver could hack Bing at a moment's notice. Thank goodness he hadn't done so already.
At times like these, Bing's indescribable bravery never fails. Even with seven open ports, he refused to back down.
Sliver was bountied with the mark of 315. But would this provoke the miner into firing a torpedo into one of the ports? Bing chose to run the risk.
There was danger on yet another front: The miner had a flotilla of strategic cruisers ready to strike. Could Bing persuade Sliver to buy a permit before the Tengus and the open ports rained hell upon our noble Agent?
To be continued...
Posted by MinerBumping at 18:05
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ctrl+alt+shift+m = TORPEDOES AWAY!ReplyDelete
So I guess the hacking attempt failed. But now Agent Bing must face a "flot of tengus". Lets hope Bing gets through this!ReplyDelete
"flot of tengus"ReplyDelete
I've heard of a herd of tengus, a pack of tengus, a pride of tengus, and even once a gaggle of tengus...but never a flot of them.
Maybe, he meant a lot of them?
poor bing, all alone in a corp of 2 membersReplyDelete
He's not alone. He has hundreds of brothers and sisters in arms through the Code!Delete
Rather, pity the poor pathetic miner. Without agents like Bing they would be all alone in the Universe!
Praise James for you Agent Bing! \o/
High Sec is Worth Fighting For!ReplyDelete
Praise James! \o/
why dont i have james sighn for special attention?ReplyDelete
Gank a miner. Post it in the MB channel. Be a gallant. Help be a part in saving High Sec.Delete
The Russians is an internet tough guy. Apparently harmless, then he drops the bombshell that his real life persona is his PvP main! I wonder what CCP would do if they knew about his hacking threats?ReplyDelete
wow just wow. never forget kalynn shardani (antiganking moderator who killed his infant child and then himself over a video game)ReplyDelete
A Covetor, in this day and age? I know that if someone wants to gank you enough, you will be ganked, but a Procurer would at least show some effort.ReplyDelete
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