The courage, honour, and elite PvP skill of the New Order knows no bounds. Two pro-Order corporations teamed up to form a "Code Expeditionary Unit". Its mission? To ensure that every little pocket of highsec--no matter how much of a decrepit backwater it may be--receives the love of the Code.
It began, as so often it does, with the power of the bump. Gabriel Nastasiou was caught in the act of illegal mining and, with the aid of EVE's magnificent physics engine, was driven from the asteroid belt.
Zazz Razzamatazz > Gabriel Nastasiou you have been removed from the ice belt. Pay 10mil to resume mining activities.The uppity carebear became punch drunk from all the bumping and defied the Order. In doing so, he sealed his fate.
Gabriel Nastasiou > are you retarded ?
Zazz Razzamatazz > I am an agent of the New Order
Zazz Razzamatazz > Enforcing The New Halaima Code of Conduct
Gabriel Nastasiou > enforce it on your mother
Zazz Razzamatazz > Only 10mil per year
Gabriel Nastasiou > how about no ?
Agent Lenda Shinhwa dropped on the miner's Covetor and blew it to pieces, along with the Capsule found quivering inside.
Gabriel suddenly lost his tongue, and another rebel was silenced. But as our heroes continued to patrol the system, they found other rebels willing to take Gabriel's place.
Two rebels joined the party in a Hurricane and a Catalyst. The Hurricane pilot, Clyson, gave our heroes the "carebear stare". The Catalyst pilot did not dare even engaging in that cowardly form of false brinkmanship.
Makrov Putin > this bumping stuff is overated
Harry Wonderlust > yeah lol - and a person thinking a bully and a thug as a savoir needs help. professional help
Clyson > http://i.imgur.com/kJmqcYY.jpg
Zazz Razzamatazz > We are making highsec better for everyone
Harry Wonderlust > that is what James 315 and rest of you code followers are you can hack it in low or null so you decide to bully unarmed playrs to get your thrills
PlasmaStorm > tell you what, i've been playing since 2005 on this toon. if you think you can come along, play for less than a year and try to extort ppl you'd be as well trying to rimjob yo momma
Zazz Razzamatazz > PlasmaStorm I am doing a community service
PlasmaStorm > it's the same every time, "Sell yourself for crack, whore..."
Since the carebear stare proved ineffective, Clyson resorted to repeatedly linking the tired old anti-Order meme we've seen so many times before. It's amazing how far the meme spread. Rebel miners consider it to be the height of art.
After moving to another system, the expedition greeted the locals with a show of force, simultaneously killing a Mammoth, a Hulk, and its pod.
CHURCH BLUETEAM > Zazz Razzamatazz please stop spamming local.Agent Zazz Razzamatazz took full advantage of the spectacle of exploding miners and proclaimed the New Order to all who would listen. Rebel CHURCH BLUETEAM dismissed the Order and its leader. As evidence of my lack of influence in highsec, he cited the fact that a lot of corporations have "New Order" in their names now. Hmmm...
CHURCH BLUETEAM > i apologize for this but there is no code. only people who try to enforce rules that other players could care less about.
Zazz Razzamatazz > The Code has been law in all New Order space ever since James 315 wasl elected
CHURCH BLUETEAM > in short you are a bully and thats it. trying to make money and annoy people. thats all there is to this code.
Zazz Razzamatazz > a bully? Expecting people to actually play the game they're in is bullying?
CHURCH BLUETEAM > James 315 is a troll and has nothing better to do with his time. hes no leader and his followers are foolish.
CHURCH BLUETEAM > you say James 315 is the leader right?
Zazz Razzamatazz > of the New Order and all highsec, yes
CHURCH BLUETEAM > then why are there so many corps in high sec with the name "New Order" and he cant face anyone that wants to challenge his "New Order"
Zazz Razzamatazz > We are manyAs the rebel braintrust continued to debate our Agents in local, our heroes stealthily crept upon an undocumented Mackinaw.
CHURCH BLUETEAM > you clearly are. you bump people and gank people but then when people challenge you new order peopl all you do is pussy out and run.
CHURCH BLUETEAM > James 315 is known for it.
Ophidia Black > James 315 is a l33t PvPer, he will fight anyone who passes the test
CHURCH BLUETEAM > sounds like hes running to me.
Zazz Razzamatazz > What so if James doesn't fight the battle he isn't a leader? Yes, because the President is always on the front lines
CHURCH BLUETEAM > woah woah woah. were talking eve here bud. not rl
The New Order wouldn't be denied. A pair of Catalysts dropped on the target and another Mackinaw (and its pod) were cleansed from our highsec.
Slowly but surely, highsec is being perfected. Years from now, when we reach a 100% compliance rate, students of EVE history will look upon the work of our Agents and be astonished. In a future age where there is no more need for slaughtering rebels, tales of our heroism will be told forever.