Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #51

Drip... drip... drip... Those teardrops you hear can only mean one thing: It's time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!


"Happy Asteroid Ltd" indeed. I appreciate the postscript explaining that his EVEmail was in reference to that whole New Order thing I've been doing. No wonder so many miners have been angry with me for the last year and a half!


En-Sabah Nuur has his own ideas on what will satisfy the New Order. I would recommend miners not try to get creative. The 10 million isk for a permit will be just fine.


It's not often I have to break out the Gray Pen, but NAVATORON was one of those miners who needs to be protected from himself. He criticized Agent jipjipjip beepbop for "hiding in his computer". Friend, my Agents are everywhere, but they're not literally inside computers.


In case you thought it was a verbal slip-up, NAVATORON confirmed that he thinks our Agents are hiding inside "computer boxes".


I guess NAVATORON thought he would fare better in a 1v1 duel in real life, so he gave Agent Boarat Saagdiyev his name and address to help them meet up. NAVATORON claims to be a musician. I don't know what genre he performs, but a lot of highsec miners like to sing the blues.


Groping for a metaphor, Raven Madder went for "afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck". Could this be the name of a powerful new nullsec coalition? I don't know if a "lesbian clusterfuck" would result in birth, but they're doing amazing things with science these days.


Zabian Black was podded in highsec by a member of CODE. alliance, but he thinks I presume too much. Some people need to be more careful about correcting me. It's usually a waste of their time.


Suspected botter and confirmed bot-aspirant Ark Zxr says you can get banned for accusing someone of botting without proof. He must be referring to some secret "I'm Rubber, You're Glue" clause in the EULA.


"Frightening night of his mug"? Weird. Most people rather enjoy my mug.


Aleks Petrov, I don't need to hear your life story. Every carebear's got excuses for violating the Code. Now let's start writing the chapter of your story where you follow the rules.


I need to get out to Chicago more often. I had no idea the city goes by the New Halaima Code of Conduct.


We have a lot of fun with the Goofuses, but it's always nice to read an EVEmail from a Gallant, isn't it?

27 comments:

  1. An abundance of gluteal myalgia has been assessed in secondary trauma survey on NAVATORON.

    Recommend 650mg of acetaminophen PO, PRN for pain. Follow-up with PCP if symptoms persist. Also consult case manager for issuance of permit to avoid recurrence of symptoms.

    -EasyKill

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    1. And so the New Order School of Medicine was born.

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  2. It took me several seconds and a google search to fully understand your comment. The moment of comprehension was totally worth it. Well done, good sir :D

    -Angus Adalwin

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    1. Hahahah. Thanks. My education finally served a purpose!

      -EasyKill

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    2. Haha, I needed a google search too. For the lazy readers, "gluteal myalgia" is 'muscle pain in the buttocks'. I lol'd

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  3. If he has commented regarding his band URL open on various other Eve forums is it really justified to use the grey pen to block out the names?

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    1. As the Supreme Protector said, it is his duty to protect these carebears from themselves. When NAVATORON finally comes around to our side as a permit-carrying individual, we don't want some crazy bot-aspirant rebel finding out his personal information. Those rebels are unstable!

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  4. I wonder of the real band member knows this lamer is claiming to be him and issuing threats to others in his name

    -Nitetime

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    1. They'd better find out soon before he takes them on a World Tour to Iceland and debuts his newest hit single, WAH WAH I HATE YOU JAMES 315 WAH WAH WAH

      Featuring the most shameful use of a whammy bar ever conceived.

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    2. I bet they'll do a cover of this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9M-52fRGU&feature=kp

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  5. Does James 315 go to fanfest ? does he even say who he is ? if so, does he need a bodyguard ?

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    1. If he does show up in person no bodyguard is needed, as The Code protects him at all times.

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    2. I laught ... Hard, and remembered my father 'lessons'

      See you at fanfest to teach you ? ;)

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    3. oh look another internet tough guy throwing thinly veiled threats of R/L bodily harm. you're so precious :)

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    4. James is invincible. A bodyguard would only become a hindrance if the situation develops to a point where James must intervene to protect the aforementioned bodyguard. The irony... but such is the strength of the Code.

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    5. RL body harm threat ? lolled again . violence isn't the only solution, but i see you dad didn't taught the same than mine ... Teaching isn't punching, but this you don't seem to understand ...

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  6. Why do carebears think that we care who or what they are?
    If you're mining without a permit or afk you're getting ganked, even if you are the ceo of the multinational I work for

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  7. Where can I get the offical "Frightening night of his mug" t-shirt?

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    1. I want one too.

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    2. I'd like to have a "Frightening night of his mug" coffee mug...

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  8. NAVATORON... That dude talks alot. He will say the same thing over and over again. I would not be surprised if that dude actually a restraining order against him from the real Mike Portny. In any event he is a idiot. He had his most expensive loss because me when him anda friend decided to attack me to "teach" me a lesson. His alt tried to suicide me in my merlin and two Tengus engaged my Legion.

    https://zkillboard.com/related/30011392/201112220500/

    Kane



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    1. Also, the real one doesn't seem like the type to whine and rage about something so petty as losing an internet spaceship in an internet spaceship shooting game. In fact, I bet the real one is a real stand-up guy who carries his mining permit proudly. Probably even a shareholder.

      -Nitetime

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    3. Oops, meant to make a separate post, not a reply.

      But since I'm here...
      Kane reads this blog? LOL =)

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  9. You can challenge the Supreme Protector to a Most Honorable and Fair 1v1 Duel in EVE by passing a test of Valour, Wisdom or Fortitude.

    Perhaps he should add an addendum to the Code, whereby one may challenge James 315 to a Most Honorable and Fair 1v1 Duel of fisticuffs in RL by passing a similar set of tests. Perhaps the requirement should be that the challenge films a youtube video where they are shown personally issuing the challenge.

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  10. Plenty of gems in today's post.

    "I appreciate the postscript explaining that his EVEmail was in reference to that whole New Order thing I've been doing. No wonder so many miners have been angry with me for the last year and a half!"

    "He criticized Agent jipjipjip beepbop for "hiding in his computer". Friend, my Agents are everywhere, but they're not literally inside computers."

    "I don't know what genre he performs, but a lot of highsec miners like to sing the blues."

    "Could this be the name of a powerful new nullsec coalition? I don't know if a "lesbian clusterfuck" would result in birth, but they're doing amazing things with science these days."

    "I need to get out to Chicago more often. I had no idea the city goes by the New Halaima Code of Conduct."

    LOL

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  11. LOL Great episode!

    -Galaxy Pig

    P.S. this is in regard to the EVE Online blog you've been running that manages to speak the truth about High sec while cracking my shit UP on the regular.

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