Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Two Hundred Eight Billion in Shares Sold

In these uncertain economic times, it's more important than ever to have a source of sound financial advice.


I received an EVEmail from Halaima's Omniscient Participation Enforcers (HOPE), which sounds like a promising corporation. We'll hear more from them later, but I was intrigued by their reference to having a financial advisor.


Executive Decisions crunched the numbers for HOPE and calculated that their best bet was to lend him 100 million isk to buy some New Order shares. I haven't personally looked at their numbers, but my gut tells me that this was indeed the way to go. Executive Decisions' well-timed purchase of 100 shares sent us over the 208 billion mark and earns him (and vicariously, HOPE) a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Before you know it, all highsec will be running like a well-oiled machine!

15 comments:

  1. Erotica1 ahh sorry James 315 Bonus Room did it again...

    Sale of intangibles

    This is the epic tale of selling someone the Golden Gate bridge: someone's selling something that either has no worth, is not verifiable, or simply does not belong to them. For example

    BOT / AFK FREE HIGHSEC

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  2. it would be wise to tell all of Executive Decisions corp / (if exist alliance) members that he wasted money in a ISK Bonus room for absolutely nothing.

    Iam 100% his corp members have better use of this money or for his corp itself..........

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    1. Those assumptions!
      Tell you what.
      Just because you posted that, I'm buying a hundred shares.

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  3. Is it a waste of isk for me to donate to a streamer or podcaster? I don't think so as you get something out of it... They keep doing what you want them to do. The same applies here. The shares keep the new order running and so are not a waste if you want the new order to keep going. Even if you assume that James keeps all the isk it's still only a scam in the bad sense if you feel bad about spending the isk.

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  4. GREAT

    no shares = no money for the NEW ORDER

    I hurt again without loosing one single ship!

    Its now not only wisse it would be a good way to hurt the Order more if you would send every corp member of the "guy" who send isk into Erotica1 ahh sorry James315 bonus room . Money that other corp member need more or the corp itself.

    Example:

    Executive Decisions bought 100 shares a 1mill

    Hes member of the Corp:

    Swords Replace Feelings

    Here are his corp member:

    http://evewho.com/corp/Swords+Replace+Feelings

    [it could maybe a great job for "liberty" to inform any investor ahhh sorry winner in Erotica1 ahh sorry James315 bonus room. That 1 of his corp members has lost isk into NEW ORDER, wasting the money that other corp members or the corp itself need......dont know iam not a writer like liberty so sorry thats not my job but a f.... good idea]

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    1. Executive Decisions acted in the best interests of the corp, with the corp's full knowledge and complete support.
      Frankly we are insulted that you think so little of the rest of us.
      brb buying shares.

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  5. or any other one that want hurt / stop the NEW ORDER

    It cost nothing.

    Just write the first mail

    copy + paste

    continue

    Lot of fun inside the corps of the winner of James 315 bonus room............

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  6. To Any Agent :

    If you share now the Link: Minerbumping.com in local you share also my information.

    Thanks in advance for any agent help to spread the word....................

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    1. I would be afraid of sharing your information, except every one of your responses looks like gibberish and has left me confused now :(

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    2. if I had an active eve account I'd link your info specifically for laughs

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  7. A lesser man would have moderated your incoherent anti-order ramblings. The Supreme Protector, however, sees the wisdom in letting you spew your nonsense here. Fence sitters across New Eden can see what a bunch of retards populate the rebellion and wisely choose to join the good guys. You sir just became the greatest recruitment tool the Order has ever seen. Thank you!

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  8. The time will come you have to rename Minerbumping to Erotica1 ahh sorry James315 bonus room.........



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  9. An investment in the new order is an investment in the future of highsec! I have advised the rest of SWORDS REPLACE FEELINGS to purchase shares in the new order as well.

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  10. xxBLACK SKULLxx 929February 12, 2014 at 7:36 AM

    Hey Anon we share everything on this website already.
    So I am not sure what you're trying to do here. Umm you want to
    use our website traffic to advertise something.
    Please contact James 315 for add space and pricing.

    Black
    929

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  11. Great stuff. I love the savages orbiting a rock with a laser part. I look forward to hearing from this bright new corp in the future.

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