Lord Jasta > Ok so Im going to stay docked if its not safe, or are we good to mine?Despite a heavy New Order presence in the system, Venohan threw caution to the wind and brought out his Orca so the new recruit could experience the joys of Orca bonuses. But something about Venohan's manner bothered Lord Jasta greatly. How could Venohan say they were "good"? If they were good miners, they would follow the Code.
Admiral Venohan Altol > we are good
Admiral Venohan Altol > come mine ice
Lord Jasta > The order is every where....Jasta chose to take a stand for the Code. He brought a Widow into the ice anomaly, rather than the Retriever that Venohan was expecting. Jasta warp disrupted Venohan's Orca and the other corp member's mining barge.
Lord Jasta > Pay now 5 billion
Lord Jasta > Now.....
Lord Jasta > Now....
Lord Jasta > Orca gets it
Admiral Venohan Altol > i knew youd do this
Lord Jasta > 5 billionThis caused quite a stir in local. Jasta offered to release the Orca for 5 billion isk. This sum included 10 million isk for a mining permit and a 4,990 million isk finder's fee.
MephiStoFeI > =))
Lord Jasta > You want to talk about the order you rebels
Lord Jasta > Now...
John Sorcerer > is an orca worth 5billion?
Admiral Venohan Altol > no hardly
Lord Jasta > James be the ruler.
Admiral Venohan Altol > shit im going back to low sec
Admiral Venohan Altol > it was emptyThe other corp member, admiral warnock (presumably Venohan's alt), self-destructed his mining barge instantly. This freed Jasta from having to fight on two fronts; he could now focus all of his attention on defeating the Orca in one-on-one combat.
Lord Jasta > Any non legal miner takes it and they get shot
Admiral Venohan Altol > take the drones
Admiral Venohan Altol > fuck you
Lord Jasta > Gf
John Sorcerer > oh yeah
John Sorcerer > post killmail
Lord Jasta > Kill: Admiral Venohan Altol (Orca)
Valerie Takeda > AWOX killmail is best killmail
Lord Jasta > Praise be to James 315 and all legal miners. Let that be a lesson to all non legal miners. We are everywhere.
It was a glorious battle. Upon inspecting the kill report, it appears Venohan was true to his word: The Orca really was empty. Jasta resolved to be magnanimous in victory and invited his enemies/corpmates to join the New Order.
Lord Jasta > The code is everywhere.Sadly, the rebels had not yet learned their lesson. It often takes rebels several minutes to calm down after a big loss. Venohan/warnock was punch-drunk. Awakening from his stupor, it dawned on him that he couldn't expel Jasta from the corporation while Jasta was still in space.
admiral warnock > not really
admiral warnock > the code is a bull shit reason for you role players to band together and be retarded
admiral warnock > get out of my fucking corp so help me godDespite his bizarre prejudice against the New Order, warnock was willing to say that he accepted me as Saviour of Highsec.
admiral warnock > my dying statement fuck yo couch
Lord Jasta > Keep it clean in local and take it like a man.
admiral warnock > just dock so i ca get rid of you
Lord Jasta > Why's that? Have you accepted James 315?
admiral warnock > sure why not fuck it
Lord Jasta > I don't see permits or isk yet boys.However, Venohan still owed me an apology for speaking ill of the Order and its Code. It's bad enough when rebels think bad thoughts--but to take that extra step and broadcast the bad thoughts into highsec? An apology is definitely due.
admiral warnock > i said it
admiral warnock > mass exodus time
Lord Jasta > Saying and beliving are two different things.
Lord Jasta > Send a mail to James 315 cc a copy to me, tell him you are sorry you doubted his power and are sorry for the things you have said
Lord Jasta > Then I will leave corp.
Admiral Venohan Altol > fuck you
admiral warnock > i dont care me paying for the right to mine is stupidVenohan/warnock wouldn't budge, but Jasta remained confident that he would get what he wanted. Persistence is absolutely necessary if you're serious about getting into the saving highsec business. Jasta had the persistence.
admiral warnock > get out of my fucking corp so help me god
Lord Jasta > admiral warnock I told you what you had to do.
admiral warnock > sorry not worth
Lord Jasta > Ok then.
Lord Jasta > Can I have director?
admiral warnock > going far away
admiral warnock > nope
Walker Gallifrey > You assholes done "protect" anything, you gank people who dont buy your god damn mining permitsThe destruction of the rebel Orca was cause for celebration and debate in local. Many miners in Hentogaira are Code-compliant; they understand that it makes good business sense.
Walker Gallifrey > and then claim its in the name of protection
John Sorcerer > if your a true miner then just be economical about it.
codemanhaggard Annages > I never really asked for death and war. Ill just quietly slip into gallente space
John Sorcerer > it costs too much to fight it
Lord Jasta > One mail all you have to write and Im gone.Venohan insisted that the one thing he'd never do is apologize to me. The wallets of New Order Agents are filled with the isk of those who say they'll "never" pay. Carebears quickly tire of martyrdom. In this case, "never" lasted around 15 minutes.
Admiral Venohan Altol > never i will be a martyr before ill bow
Lord Jasta > Write James 315 a letter saying sorry for talking bad about him and cc me on it then I will leave
The story ends the only way it could: The rebel surrendered his "principles". Jasta kept his promise and left the mining corp. News of Jasta's victory spread quickly. He joined Maniacal Laughter Ltd., the very same pro-Order corp that Venohan had warned him about. Now Jasta can enjoy their wardecs and continue killing Orcas with his Widow. And highec just got a little nicer.