Sunday, March 9, 2014

Kills of the Week

I'm pleased to announce that last week was yet another "victory week" for the New Order. Impressively, every week since the founding of the Order has been a victory week. Let's not get complacent though. It's only through superhuman effort and intelligence that we secure victory each week in highsec. With that in mind, let's take a look at some carebears who got killed during the week of March 2nd @ 00:00 EVEtime through March 8th @ 23:59 EVEtime.



Yeah. We're not messing around this week. Mikhail VonLesko lost a mining Stratios which, of course, didn't have the slightest bit of tank. Agent Sarthana couldn't believe this monster existed until she saw it with her own eyes. Only by destroying the ship and watching it explode could she replace the terrible image with a nicer one.



Aramina Nari lost a 2.6 billion isk missioning ship to a veritable United Nations of gankers, including familiar faces like MrDiao of GoonSwarm Federation and HelenAla Drakula of New Order Logistics. Interestingly, Aramina decided to tank and anti-tank his ship. His half-measures got him nowhere. In modern highsec, everyone needs to go all-in on the New Order.



Tatouf Metoufe made Aramina look like a piker when he lost a 3.5 billion isk Golem to a Thrasher fleet from SniggWaffe and Sniggerdly. Among the gankers was one of the original Agents of the New Order, Neltharak Idrissil. The Golem pilot was a known Code-violator. In notifying me of this kill, Neltharak explained: "Afk in a mission. Then shenanigans happened." Neltharak also wanted to relay the following message:
GLORY
GLORY TO THE NEW ORDER
DEATH TO THE REBELS
I'm sorry to say, Tatouf's bot-aspirancy went even further...


Yes, that is a 1.9 billion isk Mobile Tractor Unit. It was filled with a massive amount of loot, despite the fact that a ganker doesn't even need to get CONCORDed to destroy it. Agent Karynak Idrissil (Neltharak's alt) and some friends from SniggWaffe destroyed it and scooped a billion isk worth of contraband.

Tatouf is a member of a corporation named The Fail Force One. I think that says it all.



Those were some pretty expensive kills. But the highsec community isn't made up entirely of rich folk. It also contains poor and new players. The New Order loves these also. We demonstrate that love by expecting them to live up to their obligations under the Code, just like anyone else. They're people, not animals. "Newbro" John Jockson lost a 39 million isk Venture and a 70 million isk pod to Agent Sarthana, who looked upon the excessively-priced mining frigate with disgust. If you can fit a Venture with 39 million isk of equipment, you can spare 10 million for a permit.



This one is painful. Lothun lost a rebel command ship worth over 600 million isk. Agent Carlvagio, with a minor assist from CONCORD Police Commander, brought the rebel to justice. Carlvagio tells the story:
I was on a routine surveillance operation in the ice field, while agent Carry On Friend was on permit inspection duty in a catalyst. Immediately upon arrival I noticed a suspicious nighthawk idling in the ice field. Had the rebels called in a booster in some desperate attempt to thwart the authorities? I found the thought very hard to believe considering the caliber of the rebels. The truth was even more shocking, an assassin.

Just as agent Carry On Friend was about to fire upon an illegal vessel, the nighthawk sprung into action. In a highly illegal and disreputable fashion, the nighthawk loosed her missiles at the good agent. Not in my highsec. I immediately radioed CONCORD for backup, decloaked my police tengu and tackled the assassin. CONCORD arrived and made quick work of the would be killer. I was not about to let this dangerous criminal get away, and was able to tackle the outlaw's pod. I guess the assassin, who goes by Lothun, thought he should plug in some fancy implants for the job, which were also decommissioned in the process.
Speaking of which, Lothun's pod was the Pod of the Week...



...with 1.8 billion isk of implants. I suppose his Nighthawk benefited, however briefly, from all of those missile implants. Agent Carlvagio put a stop to that. This is one of my favorite stories: Putting the Nighthawk and the pod together, Lothuns spent nearly two and a half billion isk to suicide gank Carry On Friend's Catalyst. Ironically, Carry On Friend simply shrugged off the Nighthawk's missiles and carried on with her gank, successfully killing a Retriever before CONCORD did what the suicide-gank Nighthawk couldn't. Lothun is a 2007 character, by the way.

Lothun, that was a very expensive suicide gank. Next time, leave the ganking to the professionals. Goofus and gank don't mix.

25 comments:

  1. Way to start and end.

    That Stratios fit bought out tears of blood and the Nighthawk story made me spray it everywhere with laughter.

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  2. Tatouf Metoufe should certainly be faulted for flying a multibillion ISK blingship with inadequate tank. But his tractor unit contained its billions only because it sucked in poor Tatouf Metoufe's multibillion ISK wreck; we must assume he did not plan that. As such, faulting him for losing a high-value tractor unit is a bit unfair.

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  3. Did the Tengu get CONCORDed for shooting the pod?

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    1. Shooting pods that are GCC is always fair game!

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  4. Ah, the big heroes, ganking and scamming new players. It's like making a post on how you kill lv 1 toons from WoW with max lv toons. Pathetic.

    When I mine, I always AFK mine and I never lost a ship and there is nothing you can do about that because I know the game mechanics. Think of it like gank mining.

    I'm going to send a mail every few days to any pilot that lost a mining ship some tips on how to safely mine, AFK mine and how to transit system with zero chance of been intercepted. Yes, that's a game mechanic like ganking mining barges with catalysts and there is nothing you can do about it.

    With some luck there won't be any players around for you gank so you'll just have to use all gank ships you piled up, well, to gank each other. That is if the npc police doesn't kill first. Most of your so called "pirates" lost half their ships to NPC police, lol.

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    1. LOL.
      All of which explains why you are too afraid to post with your main.
      But feel free to start the Next Rebel Movement, we could all use a good laugh.

      ----- Mike Adoulin

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    2. I think you'll find the New Order is proud that they lose way more than half their ships to NPC police - they lose every ship to NPC police ( and none to rebels ) - all in the line of duty. I would have thought you being a game mechanic expert would understand this.

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  5. couldn't give a dam about your little extortion op, corporation of miners or gankers. In the mean time I got better things to do, so I'll just leave my mining barge do a bit of afk mining knowing there is nothing you can do about it.

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    1. If its such a foolproof way to mine, then why not AFK mine in low or null sec, and make more ISK?

      SR

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    2. True, if you have such a foolproof and gank proof way to AFK mine, than why not post you toon name. So we can verify your theory.

      LoL, don't tell me the reason why is because your a full of shit my friend.

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    3. "your a full of shit" is now my new favorite phrase.

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  6. what makes you think I don't?

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  7. Don't what? Know how to use the 'reply' link?

    Aside: Anonymous, your philanthropically-motivated plan to alert the whole of New Eden's mining population to the merits of your scheme - will misfire. Most of them just don't give a toss.

    Sasha.

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    1. Ironically if Anonymous coward's plans to educate bot aspirant miners succeed the he/she will be doing the work of the New Order and may rightly be considered an agent of the New Order for his education efforts. May even get a tip of the hat from James if he educates enough miners. Despite being experts in game mechanics, the rebels don't even know which side they are on.

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    2. I do NO work? Do I look like I write content about killing noobs so that suckers spend billions on NO shares? Oh, wait you mean that other "work" about "educating" players. Couldn't care less about it or what you think.

      Anyway, spend some ISK yet on some shares on James little scam? Maybe you should check some things like when the rent for this site expires. At least that way you know when the "shit hit the fan"

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  8. Well, another propaganda speech by the asswipe James 315. What a lunatic. I've read some of his writings and he is a stark raving mad lunatic. You're so called CODE alliance is weak and ineffective. I have not bought a mining permit, nor will I ever buy one. Furthermore, I mine all the time in highsec and I have yet to be ganked by you so called "enforcement" faggots, even when mining in Gamis, Bar, and Gelhan. Enforcement? You guys RUN when people fight back. The only kills you get are from either miners who can't defend themselves or from people who don't know how to fit their ships or to pvp properly. War targets show up in your systems and your so called enforcers refuse to undock because they know they will be blown to pieces. I have personally murdered several CODE agents and I'm proud of it. I should tell you my name, but then I won't be able to bait your and your goonie stooges into getting podded when you fire on me. Hell, I'm probably "redpinned" by now, but I don't care. I see someone who is code at -5.0 or less security standing, I pod them and CONCORD salutes me for doing it. I've bumped you guys to prevent your "enforcement" and what do you do? Absolutely nothing, except run away and leave the system like the cowards you are. If you really want to prove to the whole of New Eden that you are not a piece of shit, then why don't you fight back against war targets? I know why you won't. You're a bunch of cowards. And from what I have seen, that's all that you will ever be. You and the people who support you. Why won't you ever come into lowsec or nullsec where it's free for all combat? Huh? Once again, it's because you are cowards.

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    1. BINGO!!!!

      I'm sure I just scored a bingo on that one, let me just check my card....

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    2. don't stop i've almost finished :) :)

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    3. You mad bro?

      - Guybertini

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    4. Remember folks, its James 315 that is the lunatic.

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    5. Malcolm Shinhwa: I'm glad that you agree with me.

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    6. The New Order must be doing something right, if it's getting entitled carebears like Anon 1:50 above to come here and froth at the mouth in white hot rage. The level of butthurt in some of these comments is off the charts!

      Keep extracting those tears, you magnificent bastards. :)

      Entitled tears, best tears.

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    7. Anon 1:50 "then why don't you fight back against war targets?"

      Our current crop of WTs are abandoning their corps like rats escaping a sinking ship. We could use some higher-quality enemies.

      If you and your corp would actually stand and fight, we'd love to do battle with you.

      Are you going to dec us, or post your corp name so we can dec you?
      (or just spew some more impotent anonymous rage on the internet?)

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    8. Anon@1:50
      If you are correct and James 315 has been running a scam then I and I think most of the NO knights wouldn’t care. This movement is really just about having fun in a game. So what if it’s a scam, people are having a lot of fun and would continue regardless. And just a polite tip no matter how well you put over an argument or opinion (which you didn’t), if you start throwing words like “Faggot” around no one will take you seriously and dismiss you out of hand.

      SR

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