Friday, March 7, 2014

Two Hundred Twenty-Three Billion in Shares Sold

So we've vaulted past another several milestones today. No biggie... Oh, who am I kidding? It's a highsec miracle!

We start off with Agent Bing Bangboom, whose purchase of 1,500 additional shares sent us past the 217 billion isk mark, earning him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Keep your eye on Bing. He's climbing up the ranks.

Speaking of rank-climbing-up, the mysterious Slave A00073078 purchased an astonishing 5,000 additional shares. This brought us past the 218, 219, 220, 221, and 222 billion isk marks! Slave is now our fourth-largest shareholder. Can you say Quintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™? Because she earned a Quintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ with that move. Very smart.

Of course, there's more than one way to tip a hat. Biomecca's good timing enabled her to send us past the 223 billion mark with a purchase of 200 shares. This earned her a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ as well.

I don't know about you, but I'm thinkin' some people love highsec. Each and every isk goes toward the reimbursement of gank ships and equipment--killing those who don't love highsec like we do.

6 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahahahah
    BING bing , NOOOO BOOOM

    totally lost control of his system KINO

    BING bing NO BOOOOM he wardecked 5-7 corps in the last 3 months, NOT without ANY KILL................wasted (unknown amount) of ISK to what???

    NONE of the CORPS surrendered, NONE of the CORPS bought mining permit.

    WHOLE HIGHSEC IS LAUGHING ABOUT BING bing NOOOO BOOOM (especially "Liberty")


    PLEASE PLEASE James 315 if you read that: give Bing the medal of "STUPIDITY"

    Thanks JAMES 315 and of course ALLL Agents (excpet BING bing NOOO BOOM)

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  2. BING bing NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOM

    game times have been submitted to any miner of KINO.

    Everyone in EVE knows now that he ISNT ONLINE on GMT!!!

    BING bing NOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOM the agent with less ganks should be rewarded with the special anti ORDER Medal.

    THANKS to liberty who has been WON

    Cause BiNG bing NOOOO BOOOM could NOT continue WARDEC

    THANKS LIBERTY

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  3. BIIIIINNNNGGG NOOO BOOOOOOM

    The weakest agent of the month

    1. LOST all his wardecks
    2. His alts have the lowest number of GAnks (he runs currently 3 accounts) so 9 chars have less ganks than (for example) ONE ---> Agent aaarrrghhh

    3 . LOOOOOSER OF THE MONTH : BIIIIIINNNNGGG NOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOm !!!!

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  4. PLease start now laughing about the loooooser Agent of the New Order :

    WEEEEEEE PROUDLYYYYY PRESENT:

    BIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG NOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM !!!!!!

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