Saturday, April 19, 2014

Double Double Toil and Trouble

The martyrdom of Erotica 1 and her now-infamous "blank reason" ban has only brought the good people of highsec closer together.

New Order shareholder Slave A00073078, who owned no small number of shares already, was inspired to do something extraordinary. Recall that just before Erotica 1's ban, the dynamic doubler transferred 39 billion isk to purchase 39,000 shares. Now it was Slave's turn to make a grand gesture.

Count those zeroes carefully.

Slave A00073078 is now the second-largest owner of New Order stock. Her purchase of an additional 39,000 shares sent us past the 309, 310, 311, 312, 313, 314, 315, 316, 317, 318, 319, 320, 321, 322, 323, 324, 325, 326, 327, 328, 329, 330, 331, 332, 333, 334, 335, 336, 337, 338, 339, 340, 341, 342, 343, 344, 345, 346, and 347 billion marks. It earned her a Triple-Tredecuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™, something few would have expected to see again.

Eagle-eyed readers may wonder what happened to the 308 billion mark, since we were last at 307 billion. Just before Slave's order came in, Levarris Hawk purchased an additional 315 shares and sent us over the 308 billion mark, earning him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Hey, don't knock it. It's still worthy of a hat-tip, even if you're the Supreme Protector.

Over a third of a trillion isk worth of New Order shares have been purchased. Our ganker fund has over a hundred billion isk at the moment. If you're a highsec carebear, now would be a really good time to make sure you've got your permit.


  1. Carebears, take care! Hold your friends close, and your New Order permit even closer.

  2. I shall redouble my enforcement efforts to do justice to this inspiring investment!

  3. You sound like you need to calm down and possibly see a psychiatrist.

  4. Nono, we all need to get banned because this is obviously no longer a game for him and this is torture.

    Or something.

  5. Congratulations to Slave A00073078 for becoming the second largest shareholder in the New Order! Wow! I will have to step up my game to compete!

    -Bao Xi

  6. Wow! This is truly touching, and should serve as an inspiration! I've enjoyed all the recent articles even more than usual, which I didn't think was possible. Sorry, I've been a bit afk this week tending to some issues. If you work for the NSA near DC and someone says he knows me, well he does, hi! :o)

    1. Erotica 1 learned his 'enhanced interrogation techniques' from his long tenure with the CIA rendition squads, no doubt.

  7. i like the idea!
    guys with a social missalignment, cry more tears (yummie) and leave eve.
    So bye bye slave cry some more over this banned loser.
    Your money for those guys here?
    Even quadrupling it wouldn't help your lost cause.
    Excuse me, i got to mine in highsec.

    1. I'm leaving eve cause I'm bored. So you go mine all day, and then watch as someone like me makes more money then you could in 10 years in five minutes. Then watch as I give it away to the people that blow up your worthless illegal mining retriever. I leave for now, but my funds will be blowing you up long after I'm gone.

      ISK is fleeting, the CODE is forever.

    2. Oi! sounds butthurt.
      That you make more money in 5 minutes than me in 10 years is very very unlikely.
      since the regular code(monkey) acts cowardly and shoots only weak ships, there is nothing to be afraid of. But hey i fly exhumers and not barges.
      bye bye!
      Miners wont miss you and the game wont be worse without you...
      ... or erotica1

    3. "That you make more money in 5 minutes than me in 10 years is very very unlikely."

      You're a miner. It's more likely than you think.

    4. "since the regular code(monkey) acts cowardly and shoots only weak ships, there is nothing to be afraid of."
      I beg to differ.

    5. What's your in game name Anon 10:52 and where do you like to mine?

  8. I bet the rebel treasury couldn't even put a dent in the new orders

    1. Which treasury you talk of?
      there is not "just one" rebel treasury
      He how about setting up a POS?
      Should be fine since its protected by the code.
      And let us know where it is, so that "we" can deliver stuff for you in person.

    2. what would the NO do with a POS?

    3. Since people with slightly better intellectual capacity know what POS can be good for..
      Better question!
      Why does the NO NOT have a POS?
      Something like that one?

    4. "That you make more money in 5 minutes than me in 10 years is very very unlikely."

      Taking an obvious stretch of truth as fact is retarded, but here let me break it down for you anyway miner. I know anything more complicated then hauling ore is tough on you. there's 174 bil from just basic blinks. These things take a few minutes to complete.

      That super bowl that americans will know and love? Eve-bet, theres 35 bil off of that. Two blink celebrations? A titan bpo and 100 plex, add another 140 bil. All these bets took less effort from me then you put in a single day of mining.

      Almost 350 bil without breaking a sweat. Do some math, know the odds and then get out my face miner.

    5. Wrong one but don't care laters

  9. i wanna hear more from the carebears from TX. i guess they must be busy drinking beers shifting gears and stomping queers, amirite?

  10. Never go full Ripard Anon @ 12:16.

    Your post is entirely predictable, hackneyed and old. Please try to be a little more inventive in your insults, your vocabulary seems to be limited to that of a moron.

  11. Remember people, gankers are the psychopaths! The above behavior is perfectly acceptable and healthy and not at all disturbing.

  12. Dear Anon @ 4:46

    U Mad Bro?

    - Guybertini

  13. Anon @ 4.46
    Wow, just wow. Have you considered seeing a qualified mental health professional to help you deal with your obvious rage issues? Does your mother know that you post things like that in a public forum?, If she does know, is she proud of the sick and twisted individual that she raised, or does she think that you're exactly what you perceive Erotica to be?

  14. Why are carebears so disgustingly homophobic and obsessed with violent homosexual acts? I find this trend very disturbing. Even more disturbing is the fact that anon is probably an adult.

    W. Steele


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