When all is said and done, I hope what is remembered about me is that I was a friend to the people of highsec.
Skeptics of the New Order are critical of my official title, Saviour of Highsec. No matter how you slice it, it looks better on stationery than "Terrorist and Harasser of All".
Only in the confused mind of a carebear is it considered "sociopathic" to build a community and interact with others--while being silent and spurning human contact is considered normal.
Revan Kothan, I listened to your complaint very carefully. I have one question. Why do you keep saying your name is Vahiz Mortis? If you liked that name, why didn't you choose it in-game?
...Hence the old highsec saying, "He who womps last womps best."
The New Order deals in facts and evidence, not idle speculation. I wonder what put Taka Heshi in such a bad mood? Probably ganked for botting.
Chrono-Sphere Alduin is the latest in a long line of carebears who define themselves by their opposition to me and the Code. Why else would someone create a bio like this? Imagine being a new player and coming across someone like that. If Ripard Teg were here, he'd advise Chrono-Sphere to let one of his female relatives read that bio and tell him if it's appropriate or not.
Mister Domination delivered a horrific prophecy to the Agent who ganked him. But our hero need not fear. karma balancer is an Agent of the New Order.
You'd be surprised how frequently AFK miners will, upon returning to keyboard, claim not to have time to deal with the New Order. What about all the time they free up by multitasking?
I have news for all the bot-aspirants out there: "This is highsec" is not an argument--it's an admission of your being subject to New Order jurisdiction.
"I'll spend billions to hire mercs" isn't as effective as having powerful friends in nullsec. Especially when you can only fly a "25 mil" ship and mine in highsec.
Don't be fooled by phony charities. If you want to make sure your isk goes toward helping those who need it, buy New Order stock directly from me.
Sounds like someone's petition was rejected. Carebears, if this happens, don't blame me. Blame the space lawyer who encouraged you to file a frivolous petition.