Friday, June 27, 2014

Over Three Hundred Seventy-Two Billion in Shares Sold

I am very hopeful for the next generation.

Speaking of hope, we've got a lot of Supreme Protector's Tips of the Hat™ to distribute, so let's not waste any time. First, Tora Bushido, leader of the mighty The Marmite Collective alliance, purchased 500 shares, sending us over the 369 billion isk mark. Tora earns a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for helping us reach this milestone.

Next up...

More Quafe Please rang in the New Order new year by purchasing 1,000 shares, sending us over the 370 billion isk mark and earning a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ of his very own.

Need more? Here you go: Ralph Vynneve bought 1,200 shares, sending us over the 371 billion isk mark and earning the third Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ awarded today.

And last, but not least, an anonymous donor purchased 1,050 shares on behalf of Erotica 1. Consequently, we moved over the 372 billion isk mark and Erotica 1, despite having been permabanned without explanation from CCP for the last few months, earns a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Now that's some fine teamwork. Well done, all.


  1. Erotica's permabanning needs no explanation because it was oh-so-obvious why.

    Kudos, CCP.

  2. Glorious! Let's keep the birthday isk flowing! But now I'm going to be thinking all day, who is my secret admirer? I have a few guesses... does it start with ISD or CCP?

    1. Yes. The righteous people who banned your pathetic ass are making donations in your name. Sure.

    2. BeBopAReBop RhubarbPieJune 27, 2014 at 7:08 PM

      I wonder if it was ISD Ezwal...

    3. Everyone knows it was CCP members playing on top-secret alts funded by The Mittani in an attempt to have influence over the latest round of graphs and charts produced by Grevlon Goblin - in a effort to disguise the fact that every single New Order agent is just an alt of James 315 working for the CFC in secret.

      I thought this was all just common knowledge.

      Also, I find keeping the tin foil hat on keeps the bad thoughts from getting into my brain. Give it a shot, Anonymous.

    4. Imagine the tears when people realize that erotica 1 has been unbanned for over a week now.


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