At the end of the day, the Code is really all about having respect for highsec carebears. We respect them enough to expect proper behavior from them. We also expect that they respect themselves enough to put more than 10 seconds of thought into fitting decisions. When the carebears fall short of our expectations, we penalize them according to the Code. Here are some examples of carebears who were given the death penalty during the week of June 8th @ 00:00 EVEtime through June 14th @ 23:59 EVEtime.
Northman is a member of the Against ALL Authorities alliance and a former owner of a 2.1 billion isk fail-fit Golem. The -A- alliance lost space in nullsec recently. But highsec is not a place to deposit one's nullsec trash. Highsec is not the nullsec alliances' toilet. It belongs to me. Agents D400 and IREALLYHOPETHISNAMEWILLF eliminated the filth.
Uh-oh. Some mission-runner judged himself more powerful than an Agent of the New Order. You can guess what happened next:
Even with a safety button supplied by CCP, Liscala managed to get himself killed. He engaged in aggressive behavior against Agent Arden Elenduil and was immediately doomed.
This is another sad story. Someone was offering free kill rights to Orp OrnulfII, who was sitting AFK in a faction battleship. After the kill right was purchased and activated, Agents Aaaarrgg and Pod-Goo RepoWoman opened fire. However, they overheated their weapons, as if conducting a suicide gank. Their guns burned out when the Raven Navy Issue was down to 50% structure. Thus, the bot-aspirant survived. Or he would have, had he been at his keyboard. Our heroes returned to station, bought more guns, and returned to find the carebear still sitting in place at half-structure. They killed him and his 612 million isk pod.
Agent Lord Kailethre sent us an update about the notorious Ikao brony, brony2893, who has been featured in a few MinerBumping posts.
Agent TheWidower couldn't be bribed. When brony2893's diplomacy failed, TheWidower brought the fugitive rebel to justice. His faction battleship was sent to the glue factory.
Ouch! Iohan Sjet was in for a rude awakening when Agent Fabulous Charity relieved him of 3.6 billion isk worth of implants. It's outrageous that carebears think they're entitled to such expensive pods. Our Agents are changing the world, and they usually have empty pods or only use inexpensive gunnery implants. Another case where throwing money at a problem does no good.
It was a bad week for rebel Orca pilots. Our fleets patrolled highsec. Among the fleet commanders was Agent iZaEaRl, who, along with Agent DJentropy Ovaert, sent me a report about numerous Orcas getting fried. Is it just me, or are Orca prices rising lately?
angelafighter had the most expensive of the dead Orcas, weighing in at 1.5 billion isk. Despite its token Damage Control Unit, the Orca was riddled with anti-tank modules. The extra cargo space only meant more of angelafighter's possessions could be destroyed by our Agents. The Knights on this kill were Rick Therapist, Throatslashar, D400, Nitetime Video, NotTheSmartestCookie, Aaaarrgg, Princess Suicide, Mildron Klinker, iZaEaRl, Sophaya Fortelleren, DJentropy Ovaert, Joe Endicott, Nanny State, Vargur Prime, Ima Wreckyou, Habris, Brutal Anna, and Pod-Goo RepoWoman.
This poster was included with the report. Let's make sure every miner in highsec gets the message before it's too late!