Agents Mad Fatchick Killer and Braegnok were patrolling the Uminas system when they located a suspected bot-aspirant in a Noctis. After a careful investigation, they concluded the Noctis pilot did not have a permit, and that a gank was warranted.
Our Agents carried out the death sentence with a pair of Catalysts. After reviewing the killmail, they saw that the Noctis, indeed, was not fit for highsec. It was completely untanked. The pilot, Jovian Marauder, joined a convo with Agent Braegnok and demanded an explanation.
Braegnok > afk anythingWith hardly any prompting, Jovian confessed that he'd harbored doubts about the New Order all along. No wonder he didn't own a permit.
Jovian Marauder > so how was killing my noctis afk anythin g?
Jovian Marauder > lol i thought so....CODE is a bunch of jokes lmao yall are just ordinary pirates nothing more
Braegnok > its no different than when we hit orcas or freighters. Autopiloting, afking, all gankable things
Jovian Marauder > ordinary pirates basically
Jovian Marauder > the whole hi sec thing is a git up
Braegnok > get a permit and you wont have to worryJovian didn't believe in mining permits. Whatever the New Order was really about, he doubted it would succeed.
Jovian Marauder > lol thats a scam
Jovian Marauder > i pay for eve ill be damned if i pay you fucks lmao
Jovian Marauder > besides its a lost cause overall
Braegnok > why is that?
Jovian Marauder > how isnt in?
Jovian Marauder > it*
Braegnok > Code always wins
Mad Fatchick Killer > ahoy hoyThough Jovian had just lost his ship and admitted it might be futile to try tanking CODE gankers, he claimed not to be worried. He was a hardcore carebear, afraid of no one and nothing.
Mad Fatchick Killer > Permit ?
Mad Fatchick Killer > 10 mil
Mad Fatchick Killer > You do realize the only good tank is a permit tank
Jovian Marauder > possibly but question is, is it worth it?
Mad Fatchick Killer > You will be safe from all CODE gankers
Braegnok > for a year
Jovian Marauder > not worried bout CODE lol
Jovian Marauder > you guys caught a noctis with nothing in it..In recent days, the New Order has been the subject of even more conversation than usual in carebear circles. In particular, there's widespread bafflement about the New Order's practice of destroying even empty freighters. Such ganks can't be understood--apart from the Code.
Braegnok > doesnt matter if anything is in it
Mad Fatchick Killer > Kill: Zhar Ptitsa (Obelisk)
Braegnok > we will gank a freighter thats empty
Jovian Marauder > just dont see how worth losing your ships
Mad Fatchick Killer > It is worth inforcing the CODE so that people are safe to mine and salvage
Mad Fatchick Killer > We protect the EVE community from bots and AFKrs
Braegnok > to save everyone from bots
Jovian Marauder > afkers tho i thought as that is what i have known CODe forJovian made the mistake of arguing about the terms of the Code and the meaning of "bot-aspirancy" with a pair of highly-trained Agents. Carebears, don't do this. You'll come across as an amateur.
Jovian Marauder > but apparently its upgraded to everyone now
Braegnok > we do what we must
Jovian Marauder > i noticed lol
Jovian Marauder > you go after afkers and everyone basically
Jovian Marauder > even if they arnt afk
Braegnok > autopiloting and afking is considered bot aspirancy
Jovian Marauder > not really
Jovian Marauder > considering its a mechanic in the game
Jovian Marauder > i support you guys 100% lol just was wonderinNow the gank recipient was blowing hot and cold. By turns he insulted our heroes and claimed to support them.
Jovian Marauder > why yall ganked a player that wasnt afk
Braegnok > buy a permit and you wont have to worry about it
Mad Fatchick Killer > Permit holders are compliant
Mad Fatchick Killer > non holders are suspect bots
Braegnok > comply or die
Jovian Marauder > i see
Braegnok > Code always winsThen the gauntlet was thrown down. Jovian considered himself one bad carebear. He had no respect whatsoever for our Agents' PvP abilities.
Jovian Marauder > lmao
Jovian Marauder > cuz yall dont fight anyone but afkers....
Jovian Marauder > hows that win
Jovian Marauder > a real war would be terrible for you gys
Jovian Marauder > guys*
His bio was full of bluff and bluster. Thus far, Jovian had done nothing in his EVE career to justify such boldness. He was a Noctis pilot, a carebear, and a gank victim. But he'd swallowed the anti-Order propaganda about our Agents not being able to fight anything that can shoot back.
Braegnok > enjoyAs I've said before, the New Order never backs down from a challenge. War was declared on the spot. Would Jovian learn his lesson, or would he prove himself the baddest carebear in highsec?
Mad Fatchick Killer > Enjoy the war
Jovian Marauder > lol we are
To be continued...