Fwydatt Masech > its eve twiddlesThe optimistic miner didn't see his loss as a loss, but as an opportunity--to publicize his Hulk fittings to every miner in highsec.
Fwydatt Masech > its not your rule to make
Ilithyia Borgia > Well, your 10 bil loss says otherwise
Fwydatt Masech > what you do not understand is that is not a 10 billion loss
Fwydatt Masech > that is an announcement ot eve
Fwydatt Masech > what it takes to make battleships go to astroid belts
Fwydatt Masech > you just showed my set up to Every miner out there
Ilithyia Borgia > I think you have misunderstood the message
Fwydatt Masech > your easy ganks are going to go down in numberThe miner wasn't bothered by the fact that his fittings resulted in a bunch of dead ships and pods. He thought it would be the start of a revolution.
Fwydatt Masech > and your expense to do it is going to go up
Fwydatt Masech > across the board
Fwydatt Masech > greedy need people
Fwydatt Masech > will attempt to make you a hostage to their egos
Ilithyia Borgia > The real message is simpleBot-aspirants get surprisingly touchy when you accuse them of botting. Our Agents aren't so finicky. They call a spade a spade, and a bot a bot.
Ilithyia Borgia > You are not safe in EVE
Fwydatt Masech > never said I was safe in eve
Ilithyia Borgia > you seemed pretty comfy botting away
Fwydatt Masech > botting?????
Fwydatt Masech > I have no computer sysytme running my ships
Fwydatt Masech > no
Fwydatt Masech > never
Fwydatt Masech > I click every rock
Fwydatt Masech > bouncing screens
Ilithyia Borgia > Where are your hulks?Fwydatt has spent years slaving away in the mines of highsec. Most people would view that as an extraordinary waste of time. But Fwydatt believed he'd perfected an unbeatable mining system. Once he replaced everything, that is.
Fwydatt Masech > in the market
Fwydatt Masech > waiting to come home
Ilithyia Borgia > Waiting to be ganked again?
Fwydatt Masech > nope
Fwydatt Masech > because see you are going to have to do it fast and furious
Fwydatt Masech > I am now going to take a three year prefected system and make videos out of it
Fwydatt Masech > and put them up everywhere
Ilithyia Borgia > If it was perfected why did your ships die?Our helpful Agent questioned the miner. Fwydatt's answers revealed a fascinating set of contradictions. He considered highsec gankers to be "bored players". I wonder what he thinks highsec carebears are--engaged? Highly entertained?
Fwydatt Masech > you ... made that possible by putting the proof in the pudding
Ilithyia Borgia > What proof?
Fwydatt Masech > that if you wish to make sure the only thing that can gank you is a battleship
Fwydatt Masech > do this
Fwydatt Masech > I will not be held hostage by bored players
Ilithyia Borgia > And you see the destruction of you assests as a victory?Every miner claims to have a secret. Fwydatt hinted that there was something important about the timing of his death.
Fwydatt Masech > yes
Fwydatt Masech > I do
Ilithyia Borgia > Becuase we destroyed you with smartbombs
Fwydatt Masech > battleship size smartbombs
Fwydatt Masech > and you proved everything I have said ... now had you done it two weeks from now
Fwydatt Masech > you would have lost that too
Fwydatt Masech > but you blew your chance to discover that lol
Ilithyia Borgia > So...you have morescrets?The truth is, the miners are all the same. They don't have secret identities, plans, or ambitions. They simply mine. Fwydatt had been mining in highsec for years. Was he really on the verge of greatness when he'd been ganked? No. He was on the verge of more mining.
Fwydatt Masech > SmileS
Fwydatt Masech > I am not your average miner but you already proved that to everyone in eve
Ilithyia Borgia > Will this be...the end of CODE?
Fwydatt Masech > no as you guys like to keep in check the lazy players
Fwydatt Masech > so I find it odd why you did take me on like this as it was obvious I was not a lazy player
Fwydatt Masech > see the code brokeThen Fwydatt made an incredible discovery, one which brought him much happiness and satisfaction. The damage on his lossmails was significantly less than the EHP of his ships. This is because killmails show raw damage, which doesn't take into account shield/armor/structure resistances. Fwydatt had another explanation: The game was broken.
Fwydatt Masech > you guys only did 9733 damge to my ships
Fwydatt Masech > their hit points are more than double that
Fwydatt Masech > so CCP will replace everything
Fwydatt Masech > wink
Fwydatt Masech > smiels
Fwydatt Masech > YAY
Fwydatt Masech > me very happy now
Ilithyia Borgia > I am sure they will *wink
Fwydatt Masech > not only did you tell everyone in eve that I know how to mine I get everything back
Fwydatt Masech > when a ship has over 18k in hit points and it dies wiht only 9733 damage
Ilithyia Borgia > You and I both know that is not going to happen, but you can tell yourself whatever you find comfortingThen the miner made a deadly serious accusation: The New Order's gankers were using an exploit to kill ships with less damage than needed. CCP would intervene, he believed.
Fwydatt Masech > yea I will
Fwydatt Masech > its already happened
Ilithyia Borgia > MUst be the fastest petition ever in eve
Fwydatt Masech > no someone else already shot up one of my ships
Fwydatt Masech > and I lost it when it only hand 16k
Fwydatt Masech > for 9500
Fwydatt Masech > that is bad math
Fwydatt Masech > and that means eve is broken which means ... you used an exploit to sink my ships
Fwydatt Masech > which is bad for youThe carebear was deeply confused, but he was right about one thing: He'd spent three years doing little more than playing with a calculator. He had never truly played EVE. Until today, that is.
Fwydatt Masech > gotta Love eve
Ilithyia Borgia > Earlier you said we were CCP
Fwydatt Masech > no
Fwydatt Masech > I said where did you get that information about my ships
Fwydatt Masech > do you work for ccp
Fwydatt Masech > I have played with a calculator for three years
Fwydatt Masech > and no I will never pay you or your crew
Fwydatt Masech > I will not be a hostage
Fwydatt Masech > but what sucks is the math brokeIt was carebear logic gone mad. Fwydatt lost all reason.
Fwydatt Masech > so I get it all back
Fwydatt Masech > and you told everyone else in eve ...
Fwydatt Masech > oops
Fwydatt Masech > and you know who I will tell that the math broke...
Fwydatt Masech > just you and ccp
Fwydatt Masech > I have no need to brag you did that for me
Fwydatt Masech > you are awesome
Fwydatt Masech > Thank you
Ilithyia Borgia > but...your system was so perfect?Though no longer willing to directly accuse our Agents of being undercover CCP employees, he said that if--if--they were cheating, it was sad.
Fwydatt Masech > it is
Ilithyia Borgia > Then how could you have died?
Fwydatt Masech > you only did 9733 points of damage to a ship with 18k hitpoints
Fwydatt Masech > because eve is broken
Ilithyia Borgia > Yeah, must be eve
Fwydatt Masech > and ccp will replace that stuff because of it
Fwydatt Masech > but if you work at ccp
Fwydatt Masech > and you took insider info to gank me
Fwydatt Masech > thats really sad
Fwydatt Masech > my screen locked up so hard I could have never warped out a pod if I wanted too
Fwydatt Masech > I have not laughed this hard in a long long timeAs the minutes ticked by, Fwydatt eagerly awaited CCP's reimbursement of his lost ships. In the meantime, he plotted revenge. Kill rights! Limited-issue kill rights!
Ilithyia Borgia > Well at least we got your to pay attention to eve
Fwydatt Masech > borg... what is the real issue?
Fwydatt Masech > I am curious
Ilithyia Borgia > I have said it numerous times
Ilithyia Borgia > No permit = no ships
Fwydatt Masech > ooo you like people to be hostages
Fwydatt Masech > I will not be held ransom if I spend isk it will be on for your head and I will give the kill rights to a very few
Fwydatt Masech > see that is the part you missUnfortunately, the miner was unable to reconnect with reality. He'd spent too many years wandering around in the asteroid belts like a zombie. What would a zombie want with a mining permit? His full rehabilitation would need to wait for another day.
Fwydatt Masech > my simple relax time destressing from my real life
Fwydatt Masech > and you blew up the results of some of that effort ... Running two compainins is stressful
Ilithyia Borgia > And we will destroy more of it
Fwydatt Masech > actually you wont
Ilithyia Borgia > Actually we will
Fwydatt Masech > enjoy have fun live a life built on fear you think you can control
Fwydatt Masech > problem with that love is sooner or later
Fwydatt Masech > karma happens
Fwydatt Masech > and I will never even be apart of that which I am very happy about
Fwydatt Masech > good night and may well yes may your night find you all the wrinkles in time that give you the grins you need
BONUS! Say, would you like to watch the destruction of Fwydatt's Hulks? See the glorious battle for yourself in loyalanon's latest video, True Champions of High Sec. Also contains footage of freighters getting nuked.