If seeing Creare Iniziare's 5 billion isk travesty of a Vindicator doesn't make you realize the importance of the Code, I don't know what will. It's bot-aspirancy taken to a whole new level. Luckily, some friendly neighborhood Agents were camping the system and provided what was needed. Agents loyalanon, Gohman Patrouette, Ralph Abre-Kai, ELicken, Walter Kramer, Ilithyia Borgia, John E Normus, Held der Finsternis, Gallie Credraven, Braggs Seyllin, Quaker Oatmeal, Sasha Cohenberg, and Lament von Gankenheim deserve maximum praise for this kill.
Need to vomit in a hurry? Try some ipecac. If that doesn't work, check out Miss Martin James's mining Megathron. WARNING: Consult a doctor, or better yet, an Agent of the New Order. Agents > doctors when it comes to highsec medicine. Agents GrifterEx, Agent Kailethre, Lord Mandelor, and Maqari Kinraysuwa treated their patient to some antimatter--and wrote a prescription for a mining permit.
Notice anything wrong with this freighter? If so, you're doing better than Shell Coldcinder, who apparently didn't realize you can't put a Damage Control Unit on a freighter. Nor can you travel with a freighter through highsec without a mining permit. The end result was predictable, but still glorious. Agents Walter Kramer, loyalanon, John E Normus, ELicken, Braggs Seyllin, Ilithyia Borgia, Gohman Patrouette, Nanny State, Misty Stenier-Tian, Ralph Abre-Kai, Lament von Gankenheim, Sasha Cohenberg, Quaker Oatmeal, and Held der Finsternis heroically won their PvP engagement against Shell Coldcinder.
Heinrich Floss wasn't carrying much in his freighter. It was only a handful of items, and they were all cheap. But this kill was very significant, and it cost Heinrich a lot more than you might imagine. You see, Heinrich was being tested.
...Tested for greed. Heinrich failed. He accepted the courier contract, got blown up, and lost the 900 million isk collateral--which was paid to our Agent, who set up the contract. Agents Jack Van Impe, Porky, loyalanon, Globby, Axel Plathe, Sophia Soprano, Held der Finsternis, Sasha Cohenberg, and Jason Kusion served as greed test proctors.
A gank always reveals what's truly in the heart of a carebear, doesn't it? Zeur Primus was casually abusing highsec with his billion isk anti-tanked Orca. Did he put a "GF" in local after it was destroyed?
Zeur Primus > you never met meRather than congratulating our Agents on a fight well fought, Zeur chose to play the "powerful friends in nullsec" card. Only, instead of appealing to powerful friends, he appealed to the Providence bloc. (Don't be surprised; highsec miners look upon the Providence bloc with a sense of awe.)
CODE Agent AC > My guns state that I met you at least once.
Zeur Primus > you know what sucker punch means baby
Zeur Primus > enjoy it
Zeur Primus > your like 13.. enjoy
CODE Agent AC > 13 as in my age?
Zeur Primus > everytime you undock.. myself and a gang will be waiting.. lol the more you strike the more we know your names and alts .. its not a winning strat
Zeur Primus > come to provi.. we will fix you up
CODE Agent AC > I've done more in null than you have.Like so many miners before him, Zeur predicted the end of the New Order. He doesn't think we'll last. Agents John E Normus, Zasar, Nitetime Video, loyalanon, CODE Agent AC, Gallie Crendraven, Norek Crendraven, Gohman Patrouette, Sophia Soprano, Quaker Oatmeal, BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie, and Martyr Oira proved that the New Order has a lot more staying power than Zeur's Orca.
Zeur Primus > omg code.. i smell pussy
Zeur Primus > dammit code.. this is a game for me
Zeur Primus > did your daddy abuse you.. ? come now be a man
Zeur Primus > i smell pussy
CODE Agent AC > No you witnessed fun.
Zeur Primus > i fuck pussy
Zeur Primus > i see easy unchivalrous kills
Zeur Primus > and a quaint niche that will not last
Zeur was so impressed by his encounter with our Agents that he updated his bio.
MetalFoX Tazinas's 4.5 billion isk set of Genolution Core Augmentation implants went pop. When Agent RingPiece Raider asked him to purchase a permit like everyone else, MetalFoX's temper went pop, too.
MetalFoX Tazinas > You two have made a very, bad mistake.MetalFoX joined the long list of rebels who threatened to do something to stop the New Order. But as the last week has shown, no one can do anything to stop the New Order. No one.
MetalFoX Tazinas > I have 5 friends in your system in battlecruisers waiting for you.
RingPiece Raider > sorry why my friend?
MetalFoX Tazinas > And the cost of them implants to me is pocket change.
RingPiece Raider > Sorry can i refer you to management if you are not satisfied?
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ReplyDeletehahahahhaha
DeleteI think you might be the devil 412 :)
What a splendid treat for the end of the week!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to all those Knights of the New Order, who turn out time and again to place before New Eden our beloved Code. They are the vanguard of the civilising forces.
Victory to the New Order of Highsec and all praise to James 315!
I listened to your entire reading of Manifesto #2. That was amazing.
DeleteThe Code ALWAYS Wins!!! ALWAYS!!!
ReplyDeleteExcept for a real life situation...
DeleteCode will always lose, ALWAYS!!!
Pussies like Code players can't hide behind a keyboard and a med clone ;-)
Call it what you want but what you are doing is digital bullying no matter what you think about it.
Treat me bad in game and you will have a hard time to prove that you aren't like that pussy in real life. I will treat you as the pussy you are until you prove me wrong...
Accuses people of being pussies, whines about "bullying", yet hides behind his anonymity IRL.
DeleteTry harder.
Guys, I think he is right. Ganking IS bullying:
Deletehttp://gankingisbullying.blogspot.com/
Since someone have made a real life threat against my family just because I don't like digital bullying I will stay anom for now.
DeleteDat vindi....daaaaaamn
ReplyDelete----Mike Adoulin
He was obviously traveling to an incursion, such fits are pretty common among that crowd. The question is how did he not scout for himself with such amount of money invested in fitting. Largest amount of isk i have brought out of station was 800kk worth of loot in a blocade runner and i still used an alt to see what's going on next system.
DeleteSo wonderful to read these every week and know how well the New Order is doing. Special shout out and hugs to all the brave agents fighting to make EVE a better place. You are truly the heroes of the game.
ReplyDeleteZeur Primus's story reminds me a little of how Veers, who lacks all knowledge of anything nullsec, rants on and on about grrr goons and PL hotdrops. miners/veers like know a few coalition names and a few myths and then drop these names whenever they feel they need to make some sort of point. As if name dropping increases penis size.
ReplyDeleteMore stupidity. It's the nullsec folks whining about sov null, not me. And if you check out the Eve forums there is a lot more Grrr Veers than Grrr Goons. I've become a major celebrity and well known PvE player. Learn to read, idiot.
DeleteGetting real tired of your shit, fake Veers.
DeleteThe Veers at 3:36 is not me. In case you idiots need any evidence of that, it'd just be too stupid for me to behave as if negative attention is a good thing to have, or as if being a universal laughingstock meant I was a good player. And of course, I've done no small amount of complaining on here about how nullsec is stagnant and there's no content and other things I've heard from other elite PvE incursion runners, so it'd just be unbelievable for me to then turn around and pretend I hadn't said these things when last week's comments are publicly viewable.
You people need to stop being so stupid and wise up to how things currently stand. I, Veers, am a Leet PvE Pilot, and you all are Bad PvP Scrubs. Until you play the game exactly as I play it, in as antisocial and isk-centric a manner as possible, you're doing it wrong. Also, you can't tell other people what the right way to play the game is, that's just stupid. Stop being so stupid, you idiots. You should feel bad and hate yourselves, because you're all real-life torturers who try to make other people feel bad and hate themselves.
PS: I'm a lawyer, you idiots.
I've not heard of you running lvl5s nor lowsec incursions, so your claims to elite are spurious at best. So if you want an unbiased opinion Veers mail me your full API in game (wallet journal shows Missioning activity, so no hiding) in strictest confidence and I'll gladly vouch.
Delete- Dr Tyler
ha! I live in highsec buddy, where the real PvE players are. I'm not interested in the whole predator-prey lowsec thing. I prefer to make my isk in peace, without worrying about any PvP stuff.
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ReplyDeleteIt's great when a carebear creates new content in his bio following his participation in content creation by the New Order.
ReplyDeleteThat's a DOUBLE win for the Code!
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