There are a lot of EVE players with big egos. They're full of bluff and bluster. But not in the New Order, where modesty and humility reign supreme.
When we say we're the best, we mean it, and we have the stats to back it up.
This week, loyalanon officially reached the rank of #1 PvP'er of all time, according to zKillboard's rankings. Rebels and skeptics, spin your way out of this one.
These stats may fluctuate, but the Code ALWAYS wins. Always.
If a miner brought a dictionary to look up the definition of "extortion" and you took it away from him so you could show him the definition of "elite", you would see a picture of loyalanon.
loyalanon is the man!!!ReplyDelete
*6/10 bumper tho...
No, he is not. He's just a ganker who manipulated the killboard stats with the cooperation of others to make him look like the man, when in fact he has been under my desk the whole time.Delete
Butthurt, he's the greatest of all time. You're not one of those people who hate America too, are you?Delete
What's the matter today, BM? No fail troll posts about raping kids and homophobic comments?Delete
Don't think we forget who you truly are just because you happen to be somewhat civil some days. You have shown your true colors and that will never change.
He is honestly mega butthurt right now. literally posting on everythingDelete
@Merrizon: Nope, just laughing.Delete
@Nitetime Video: If that's the content that you want me to provide, ask and ye shall receive.
The best part is that theres nothing that BM can do except generate traffic for the minerbumping blog through his tears XDDelete
Bm is so butthurtDelete
Ok Jimmy Boy, I will spin it with actual facts.ReplyDelete
Looking at the killboard, on the surface it "looks" impressive. However, upon deeper inspection, it appears that he stacked the results by killing his own alts and others. Lots of goonswarm people on there, which many have alts in code. So Loyalamoron has manipulated the killboard stats by blowing up the ships of those who were willing.
Nice try, but I think we can all see through this fiasco.
What? are you mad zkill does not have an "all time asteroid killer" slot?Delete
Carebears should now see that EvE is not the game for them. gtfo roid pansies.
As usual, Butthurt Miner is here to show us his lack of any understanding of game mechanics, while he jumps to wild conclusions.Delete
We show up on eachothers killmails all the time. If there is a bit of time left after killing the primary, it is a tradition to take a few shots at each other for giggles (and also to share in the bounty that angry carebears place on us).
When you are talking about death and destruction on the level of loyalanon, do you really think that taking a potshot at a catalyst or two is going to somehow change the results? We're talking amounts of ISK in the trillions.
Please get back to us when you understand math and basic game mechanics.
Hopefully the denialists and eccentrics will now be silenced by the growing body of indisputable empirical evidence demonstrating CODE to be the most elite PVP organisation in EVE.ReplyDelete
And to add to the drama, all the elite PVP action is taking place in New Order sovereign territory! Praise James \0/
Hello Alt 00.Delete
I respected you for the effort when you tried to gank my noctis. Likewise I have for a long time respected Loyal within the eve game. Many may not understand why an indy player would say this. But i love the aspect of content and role play that code brings to the game.
It is easy to pad you stats when you are a bottom feeder, and the new order if full of bottom feeders...ReplyDelete
Id like to thank antiganking for failing so hard non-stop daily continuously all the time!!ReplyDelete
I'd like to thank code for sucking cock and raping 12 year olds in the virgin ass with baseball bats daily continuously all the time!!Delete
@ fake wolf. Nice job being a completely useless shitposter. You have failed again. And again. Oh, and again.Delete
I do hope you find help with that kiddie porn obsession you have.
You cuckolded puss, all you can do is watch while real EvE players have their way with your kind.
Tear lube best lube.
Rebels and skeptics, spin your way out of this one.ReplyDelete
yeah right, feeding off the bottom using low life tactics that the rest of the player wouldn't want to be caught doing. yeah have fun with your #1 status wooptie frigging doo
It sounds like you need to have a good cry to CCP. loyal always uses valid game mechanics to blow up spaceships.Delete
Anonbear 8:14. Please show us your elite killboard.Delete
I think I found the killboard for your alliance.
It doesn't look too good...
eh... At least loyal undocks which is more than can be said for Jamie boy and his personal ass kisser mingleling.ReplyDelete
I couldn't have said it better myself.Delete
*cried about it harder, you meant right?Delete
Anon837, are you saying that the people that play James and Ming never undock an alt or 3? You honestly think they dont play EvE?Delete
The avatar is just that, an avatar. The person behind the portrait is who counts here. Or do you think they only have just the one character?
I lol everytime i see the old 'you never undock' whine from carebitches.
Those players are still on kicking your ass in EvE, regardless of what character they log in.
Hell, sometimes we log in brand new 10 hour old hero's just to kick your ass around the belts for some fresh tears.
Players with gank alts are far superior to crybitch miners.
So you should just take your afk mining downsy self and go play something else. CCP dont need you fucking up their vision of EvE and the real players dont want you here.
Any 100 crybears cam be replaced by a single pvper and both EvE/CCP and the real players will be better off.
So you mining bitches should buh-bye asap.
rolling brand new characters to continue ganking is against the EULA, here's to hoping they catch you and ban you for it.Delete
@ anon 1:49Delete
Gratz... You just admitted to recycling ganker alts which is against the rules. More proof as to the chode's integrity.
Congrats anon 2:06am there is nothing you can do besides whine anonymously on the comments section of the minerbumping blog!Delete
A deluge of tears - my umbrella will not suffice, I'll need to build a barricade to keep the salty water away!ReplyDelete
In a press conference today, Loyalanon has announced that he is suing James 315 for poisoning him with his weird glowing ass. The condition, called "sun poisoning" by the medical community, causes neurons in the brain to malfunction, creating an altered state of consciousness in which the affected individual displays reduced cognitive ability. It also causes small, blood filled blisters on exposed areas of the skin.
"I want my mind back and for these blisters to go away. They are all over me, even my dick. I can't even fuck my wife they hurt so bad" Loyalanon stated at the press conference. "I just want to protect other people from this strange phenomenon."
Loyalanon is widely regarded as being a bottom feeder to pad his killboard in the fictional online game known as EvE Online. The citizens of high security space consider the current leader of the CODEdot alliance to be a sociopath and a liar.
Gonna need a Hoover dam for this!Delete
Antigankers are failing non-stop daily!ReplyDelete
I was ganked by CODE. when i was but a very new player. They talked it over and sent me a replacement for my Venture. Now I roam all of space, and I dare you to stop me. Thanks, CODE.!ReplyDelete
Agents of the New Order love new players, and love helping them out. If you like, feel free to join the ingame channel 'mooseslodge', you'll find helpful and friendly players and all the information you need to join my next fleet! Even a one hour old pilot can make a difference and is welcome!Delete
Because in Code, blowing up un-tanked ships, filled with cargo, with no one at the controls, is considered 'elite' PvP. No wonder you stay in High-sec.ReplyDelete
Once you strip out the industrials, freighters, pods, shuttles, mining barges, and exhumers, what's left? A fair bit to be sure, but not enough for #1.
Antimatter works betterDelete
Republic fleet EMP ftw!Delete
Pod goo best goo!
BM tears are a close second tho XD