Friday, December 4, 2015

Over Seven Hundred Seventy-Nine Billion in Shares Sold

Ethicists have long debated the nature of a corporation's moral responsibilities. People, certainly, must be bound by morality. What about artificial entities? Some say that a corporation's only obligation is to increase the wealth of its shareholders. Others propose the concept of corporate citizens, responsible to the communities that make their existence possible.

The more I think about it, and the more money I get from people buying shares in the New Order, the more I find myself leaning toward the idea that corporations themselves have an obligation to obey and glorify the Code. Obviously, individual highsec residents should follow the Code. Perhaps it's time for more corporations to do their part. After all, without the Code, there probably wouldn't be an EVE today. Not one worth playing, anyway.

If you're a new player looking to join a highsec corp in this post-awox world, how do you know if a corporation is right for you?

Seeing something like the above on our Shareholders page can't hurt.

Late last month, Wardog Squadron, home of Kills of the Week regular HotShotX Warcastle, purchased 1,500 additional shares and earned a Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us over the 775 and 776 billion isk marks.

As December dawned, Black Pedro found himself moved by the holiday spirit. He made some really great points about the nature of New Order share purchases: When you buy our stock, you get back even more than you give. And in keeping with said holiday spirit, Pedro even thought to look after a famous Agent who has left EVE. What a guy. Black Pedro's purchase of 2,165 additional shares earned him a Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us over the 777 and 778 billion isk marks.

Elite PvP'er Ilithyia Borgia knows better than most that in EVE, having good timing is invaluable. She picked the perfect time to buy more shares. When's the right time to buy more New Order shares, you ask? Now.

Ilithyia's purchase of 500 additional shares closes our shareholder update out with one more Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. We've reached the 779 billion isk mark. You know, it just occurred to me that we're drawing near the 4/5 trillion mark. And after that... a trillion? Keep a close eye on this.


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    1. Get on your knees and blow me whore

    2. Kailyn is that you imitating Wolf?


    Well done investors! :D

    1. I also had a feeling. Well played, Mr. 315! All of us are just sitting here on the edges of our seats for that conclusion!

    2. We probably won't get it till Monday as the weekend is usually reserved for the miner grab-bag and KotW posts.

      Well played James, Well played :D

  3. Damn it James, I was so excited for the conclusion of the amazing story! WHY YOU DO DIS!

    However, congrats on new shares record. :p

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    1. Antigankers win again, because code and myself fucked a kid with a baseball bat last night instead of winning eve.

      And the group circle-jerk continues. Who's cock do I get in my ass tonight? I can't wait!

    2. Is this the best that the antiganking has to offer. No wonder they are the laughing stock of eve.

      /me Jealous
      It looks like loyal has his own personal tear dispenser...

    3. Asia:

      We see the same thing happening on reddit, where our goon overlords have proved beyond any doubt that they have won the game.

      The filthy unwashed masses cannot fight back, the only thing they have left is logging into a blog and talking about creepy child abuse. They cannot defeat the might of the New Order in highsec, they cannot defeat the might of the Goonswarm in Nullsec, and both groups now own all of low sec. You can see why this makes them very sad.

      Anon @ 3:44AM sounds like a reddit pro!

  5. All these miners just need to calm down and get a permit and follow the law. Ignorance of the law is no excuse for being a criminal.


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