Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Over Seven Hundred Ninety-Three Billion in Shares Sold
What better time to buy New Order shares than Christmastime*?
* Formerly "the winter holiday season". As our friends in New Zealand and Australia remind us, not everyone celebrates winter in December.
Things are heating up: Adelaide Brooke's purchase of 1,000 shares earned her a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us over the 793 billion isk mark. We're quickly approaching the all-important 4/5 trillion mark.
Say, what's that sound? Could it be sleigh bells and reindeer?
It's Agent Kalorned with a special Christmas gift. He couldn't keep the gift a secret, but I can:
I wonder what's inside? Okay, that's enough anticipation.
It's everyone's favorite Christmas gift: Clothing. Actually, as Kalorned explains, the gift is very appropriate and well thought out:
It's almost as if CCP created this stuff with me in mind. Spooky.
As a man known for his authenticity and independence, I'd like to leave this question to a New Order focus group. Which coat do you prefer?