Sunday, February 28, 2016

Kills of the Week

The New Order shocked highsec this past week, launching an assault on--you guessed it--Uedama. The carebears were taken completely by surprise.


Instead of buying 10 million isk permits and displaying a shred of common sense, freighter pilots continually AFK'ed into Uedama. They were too bot-aspirant to do otherwise: In 45 minutes, a single corp lost three different freighters, for a total of 15 billion isk. Hundreds of freighters were destroyed in a matter of days. CODE.'s damage inflicted for the month reached an all-time high, according to zKillboard, which put the total at 2 trillion isk.

A few highlights from the week of February 21st through February 27th @ 23:59 EVEtime. Enjoy!



skynono's Tengu was a blingy one. It attracted the attention of a small force of gankers who didn't manage to penetrate its shields. The Tengu docked up. But bot-aspirancy is a hard habit to break, and despite a growing force gathering in Uedama, the Tengu undocked and went on autopilot. Agents Karmafleet Is Recruiting, Prixm Wind, Logical Fallacy, Zopiclone, PV Rock, Sophia Soprano, Sasha Cohenberg, Globby, Snigie Audanie, Lissa, Stonewall, Fiara Naol, Hayley, Placebo Sotken, Empire Raider, Ryvarant, Zula Terra, Chocolate Mooses, Jake Kusion, Jason Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Unwarranted Assumption, Nin Rin, Lawrence Lawton, Justin Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Ghost Shell-Spice, Logical Fatality, Johnathan Kusion, Ben Li, Jeremiah Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Miner Compliance Officer, Joel Kusion, Turkey Baster, Jackson Kusion, Fiddly Pop, Joshua Kusion, and Yvain Bluewater all got on the kill.


The Tengu was carrying 40 PLEX. (The Loot Fairy is more reluctant to part with PLEX than other items, so none dropped.) In all, skynono lost 52 billion isk--until her 3.2 billion isk pod was snatched up, adding to the butcher's bill.



Victoria Seductive Penken had a 9 billion isk Orca. Among other things, it was carrying a large quantity of salt, which was soon enjoyed by Agents Assassn Gallic, PV Rock, loyalanon, BAE B BLUE, Winnie Po0h, Zopiclone, GR13Fy, Morrigan Laima, Aaaarrgg, Amber Thetawaves, Lament von Gankenheim, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Alexander Gorbachov, Yvain Bluewater, Prixm Wind, Unfit ForDoody, Hayley, AndersonDA, Logical Fallacy, EveIs ABadGame PleaseQuit, Unwarranted Assumption, Miner Compliance Officer, HipHop Music SMDH, Real Hot Mom, Super Destroyer MkII, Logical Fatality, Africanized Honey Bee, Maximilian Stigeweard, and Shame On You.


Victoria found an interesting new reason to shed tears in local:


The Orca had been bump-tackled, but when it seemed the Orca might pry itself loose, Agent Shame On You activated a warp disruptor. This fact troubled Victoria greatly.


When you disobey the Code and lose your ship, the only reasonable things to do are (1) calm down and (2) buy a permit. Victoria couldn't even get past step one!


I fear Victoria's hauling ships may become priority ganking targets in the future.



Maybe I'm biased, but I feel that the gank of Tazonee Krackle's 9.7 billion isk jump freighter is a fine example of New Order teamwork. Though triple-bulkheaded and bloated to over 450,000 hitpoints, a New Order fleet was more than capable of taking the Anshar apart. Agents Currin Trading, Assassn Gallic, Matt18002, PV Rock, Winnie Po0h, loyalanon, Snigie Audanie, GR13Fy, 412nv Yaken, Jason Kusion, Ryvarant, Josh Tsutola, Zopiclone, John E Normus, Nebulism, Knackered Old Goat, Justin Kusion, shootyou longtyme, Nuclear Fusion Caution, Empire Raider, Joel Kusion, Alexander Gorbachov, Joshua Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, ZAKURELL0 LINDA, InferiDiii, Lawrence Lawton, Johnathan Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Stacey Yaken, Jeremiah Kusion, Fiddly Pop, Sir GanxAlot, Jake Kusion, Turkey Baster, DeadChick Rising, ThatOleSerpent, and Morrigan Laima made highsec proud.

Although the fleet was based out of Uedama and had many Taloses in its ranks, it made its way safely to Niarja without a hint of interference from the Anti-Gankers. In fairness, there were almost no Anti-Gankers in the area, despite (or perhaps because of) the non-stop ganking in Uedama over the previous several days.



How bad can a Skiff fit get? Pretty bad. Thur Tivian equipped a tracking enhancer for his ORE Strip Miner and then filled out his ship with a passive targeter, tracking disruptor, and a missile guidance disruptor. An exotic creature, the Skiff was not long for this world. Agents Zopiclone, PV Rock, Herp A'Derp, Wreck Connoisseur, and Mincing Spaceships put an end to it.



John Bishop's 3.8 billion isk capacitor-tanked Paladin was a flawed ship. But when it comes to highsec carebears, the biggest vulnerability is always human error. It was destroyed by Agents Bladewise, Ninjesus Christ, Merfyn Auscent, and Krig Povelli. Oh, and...


...the safety button couldn't keep John from attracting CONCORD's attention during the fight.



A full slave set and some other decadent implants led Dan Ende to suffer the Podkill of the Week. Agents Lawrence Lawton, T imeLord, and Yvain Bluewater were all quick enough on the trigger to get on the killmail after Dan's 4.1 billion isk freighter was ganked in Uedama.


Nice try, Dan. If this week's carnage didn't make it clear enough, the CODE always wins. Always.

29 comments:

  1. antigankers why didnt you stop the ganks?

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    1. Because I was busy fucking you in the ass and painting your colon with a hot protein milkshake.

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    2. AG seems to have their minds filled with a lot of homoerotic fantasies about loyalanon lately. I think they may have an unhealthy obsession with him. Perhaps a Mining Permit will help?

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    3. How can it be homoerotic when Loyalanon is a woman? Does a mining permit allow one to play with the code tentacle monster? If so, I saw Wolf with a stack of them when he went into the hanger where it was kept. I was wondering why he was carrying them.

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  2. Just more griefing. Code is on the way out.

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    1. You really are a sorry individual veers. You've been bleating the same line for years, and still you can't even get it right.

      I feel sorry for you, I really do.

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    2. Learn to recognize victory, clownboy.

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    3. Hey! look who crawled out from under the rock! Welcome back Veers! Tin foil hat already to go?

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    4. ha! more like enjoying my victory with sickos like DJ and Erotica1 permanbanned, not to mention our buddy D400.

      All that's left is that crazy idiot loyalanon and a few pathetic goons.

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    5. good luck with getting me banned nerd.

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    6. Watching your progressive mental illness and continued emotional meltdown is more than enough pleasure. Have you considered therapy for your uncontrolled anger wolfie? I've never quite seen such a sad and pathetic trainwreck as yourself, I shudder to think what your outside life is like (to the extent it exists).

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    7. Have you ever considered that im just an elite pvper that all you can do to me is whine on forums.

      You dont even play eve anymore so I won XD XD XD

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    8. I have a busy life and a real high paying job. Eve is a pathetic dying game, ruined by sad griefers like you.

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    9. Not busy enough if you take the time out of your life to whine on a dying games blog.

      QQ more

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    10. Translation: "I can't win, so I'll just say I have better things to do".

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    11. LMAO! Back under your rock, blood & feathers. Your so called "victories" had nothing to do with you. Your worse than a CONCORD whore. LOL

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    12. That feel when somebody posts anonymously on the internet about how they have a busy life and a "high paying job"

      "why the fuck you lyin....why you always lyin....nnmmmmohhmygod...stop fuckin lyin"

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    13. wat is a veers and why is it so angry?

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  3. That skiff fit though.... I'm fascinated as to where he thought he was going with that fit

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  5. AG still failing nonstop daily continuously repeatedly!

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  6. Yet more evidence that Jamey and his CHODE. slaves are failing. It's obvious that their ganking has yet to sufficiently disrupt operations of these corporations and negatively affect their bottom line. Otherwise they would stop flying through Uedama.

    Face it, the New Order is really nothing more than an annoying fly to these corporations/alliances, and not worth their time/isk to address.

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    1. just as your comments don't slow the new order down even slightly.

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    2. hey chodeanon - plot a course from Jita to Hek that avoids Uedama.

      you're welcome. next time try looking at the damn map and you might understand why they keep flying through uedama. greed, lazyness, and ignorance would be why.

      just as the bot-aspirant miner fits for all yield and no tank for that extra ISK per hour that results in their death, the bot-aspirant hauler cannot be bothered to make some extra jumps and ends up dead.

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    3. @chocolatemooses 6:10pm

      And CHODE. still hasn't ganked enough to eclipse that "greed, laziness, and ignorance" of these corporation/alliances. If their bottom line was truly being affected by Jamey's slaves they all would have purchased "permits" by now. It's clear that that extra ISK per hour is still worth the risk of getting ganked by CHODE.

      Sure, CHODE. ganks the occasional individual in order to gather tears/killmails/chat logs/etc. for this blog but that is just the low hanging fruit. I really thought Jamey wished for something higher.


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  7. So...Victoria was OK with being bumped, but lost her mind about being warp scrambled? That's a new one.

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  8. Burn UEDAMA was a raging success! Victoria's MWD was almost at the end of its cycle, she was counting her chickens and was getting ready to thumb her nose at us when BAM! she got warp disrupted and killed. The New Order does whatever it takes to get the job done.

    The best part for me was getting top damage on the Podkill of the Week. Dan Ende is a high-profile poster in Help channel and was setting a terrible example for the other players with his flagrant Code violations. The sheer bravado of flying his ostentatious ship and pod through the most dangerous system in our space at the height of the Burn event made the kills most gratifying.

    Great job everybody! Shout out to the ship-fitters, bumpers, and combat probers.

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  9. That was an awesome one and i appreciate the post.
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