Shin Dragoran > I can teach himShin Dragoran was quickly accepted into one of the corps in the New Eden Missionaries alliance. He knew it wouldn't be easy to train them in the art of elite PvP. He would need to be more of a drill sergeant than a Mr. Miyagi. So at the first opportunity, Shin initiated an unscheduled training session in Nakugard, where an alliance mining op was underway. Luckily, corp friendly fire was set to "legal". Shin brought his Proteus to the mining op and tackled a corp Orca and an Obelisk.
DEFANDER > I'll let him know cause we are seriously lacking in PvP and he's eagre ro learn
Shin Dragoran > You could hire me as an advisor
Shin Dragoran > I won't charge isk, I just need a shelter corp for a couple weeks
DEFANDER > deal
Krig Povelli > o/Shin invited fellow Agent Krig Povelli to the alliance's public channel. Since his trainees were having difficulty PvP'ing him, Shin allowed Krig to act as a neutral third party to negotiate the release of the ships.
Nillith Astari > wow we have some faggots in alliance chat yay
Krig Povelli > Miner, calm down
Nillith Astari > you guys really are skum
Krig Povelli > 500 mil to save the ObeliskAll eyes were on Nillith. Though she wasn't flying the Orca or the Obelisk, everyone knew that Shin had been brought into the alliance mainly to train Nillith.
Krig Povelli > 300 mil for the orca
Krig Povelli > Then you will be free to go
Krig Povelli > well?
Nillith Astari > fuck you mate
Krig Povelli > Do you guys have comms?Our Agents are highly skilled EVE players, but what brings their abilities to the next level is their commitment to the timeless principles of the Code.
Krig Povelli > We really just want to talk
Nillith Astari > dis engage and we talk
Krig Povelli > Mining permits are just 10 mil. ISK per year
Krig Povelli > Please line up to get your mining permtis
The Orca went boom. So far, Shin was proving himself to be an excellent instructor. "How did I beat you?"
Nillith Astari > yea nice training sessioin raggotBringing a freighter to a highsec mining op is never a good idea. Especially if it lacks a mining permit.
Krig Povelli > Want to save the freighter?
Death Awaits Eyedol > I would
Krig Povelli > but We need the 500 mil ransom first
Death Awaits Eyedol > we can't pay after that golem you killed last night
Krig Povelli > You canNo one in the alliance was willing to spend any money to save their freighter.
Krig Povelli > if you want to save your freighter
Death Awaits Eyedol > @_@
So the Obelisk died, too.
Krig Povelli > gfNo one ever said becoming a master of PvP would be easy. Then again, Nillith and her fellow alliance members weren't exactly apt pupils. Krig and Shin paid a visit to the alliance's intel channel.
Shin Dragoran > gf
Nillith Astari > fuck you too
Krig Povelli > Can we share sensitive intel in here?Ultimately, the New Eden Missionaries decided to go in a different direction; Shin Dragoran's services were no longer needed. Shin honestly believed he could've made something out of those carebears, but they needed to give their best effort. Sadly, the carebears weren't willing to fully commit.
Krig Povelli > I heard CODE. is operating in the system
Nillith Astari > yea fuck em too
Nillith Astari > fuck their passes fuck yours
Krig Povelli > Nillith Astari you really need to calm down, miner
Krig Povelli > And get a permit
Nillith Astari > i can wipe my hairy ass with your permit mate
But the New Order never gives up hope.