Monday, February 29, 2016

The Destroyer of CODE, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Chip Patton told everyone who would listen that he'd completely destroyed CODE., even going so far as to claim that he was responsible for getting 90% of its members permabanned. Agent loyalanon politely requested evidence, prompting Chip to come up with all sorts of excuses and stories, most of them centering on the fate of a player named Nemuritoru.


The convo was over, but Chip sent additional "information" to loyalanon as he thought of it. The proof that Chip destroyed CODE. had something to do with a group called "IKR". Simply name-dropping IKR was all the vetting Chip could do. He was exhausted.


Though Nemuritoru was able to join new corporations after supposedly being permabanned, Chip suddenly realized that he had a smoking gun. Ignoring Chip's parenthetical remark, the proof that Nemuritoru was banned: "Because Oggie." Chip's proof consisted of making up words at this point.


It was true that Chip had a medal falsely claiming he'd destroyed CODE. But the real issue, according to Chip, was the identity of the player who'd told loyalanon about the medals.


As carebears often do, Chip sent loyalanon another EVEmail without waiting for a reply.


...And another. Chip started off by saying he wanted to attack some CODE. members (despite destroying/permabanning everyone months earlier), but they "were already podded and ran."


It must be frustrating to go to war with a group that you've already driven from the game. Chip was up to the challenge, though he admitted he wouldn't be "the guy in the center of the battlefield."


Destroying CODE. was Chip's proudest achievement, but he wasn't going to brag about it while fighting CODE.


Chip had more thoughts. After pondering the Code, he had to confess that he agreed with a lot of it--a common side-effect of actually reading the Code! Chip felt that AFK players should be eligible for bans, much like the 90% of CODE. members who'd been banned already.


As long as he was typing things, Chip shared another of his war stories. It didn't involve any ships being killed.


The man who had completely removed CODE. from EVE gave some friendly advice on how he thought CODE. should conduct its activities in EVE.


In fact, the more he thought about it, the more Chip came to realize that the Destroyer of CODE. and CODE. were natural allies. Sadly, a reply from loyalanon was not forthcoming. It was time for Chip to take this to the next level.


To be continued...

44 comments:

  1. Ha HAAA

    The man cannot let CODE alone. He just cannot let it go.
    The Code is so far under his skin and it's tearing him up inside.

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    1. Took you this long to learn how to link?

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    2. No Ming just needs to be spoon fed everything

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    3. Ha HAAA

      Anti-gankers can't learn anything! They just copy works that others have written, change one word, and then post it as their own!

      Such uncreativity!

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  2. That is one hell of a wall-o-crazy.

    I'm calling it a win for CODE. because of all the content we've created for this guy. You're welcome.

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  3. It's walls of text all the way down!

    (The mails, not James' post.)

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  4. Antiganking is failing incredibly hard

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    1. In before AG talks about Wolfs ass.

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    2. And you are failing incredibly hard by posting this repeatedly on every single blog post. If something was indeed true then it would not need to be repeated so many times. So the fact that you have to repeatedly say this over and over just simply proves that it is false and you are trying to convince people otherwise.

      Code will never win. Dumb miners and freighters continue to do stupid things to get themselves destroyed but yet they keep returning and doing the same thing. Since there cannot be an end to this cycle, then code can never win, ever.

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    3. That where your wrong. CODE. has done nothing but win since its inception. Every gank and bump is a win and even on the rare occasion that someone stops a gank we STILL win because by resisting you are not afk, which is what we wanted from the start.

      Its not about the end goal, its about the journey there and the lives effected.

      Thats why CODE. Always wins, Always

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    4. antigankers are failing incredibly hard right now

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    5. @Anon8:29

      You are indeed incorrect, and your fallacies deserve attention.

      If, you have, indeed played EVE Online, you understand that EVE Online is a game about lessons. Given that you are a carebear, how many times have you lost a mission that was too difficult for your ship to handle, and then bought and refit exactly the same ship and charged out and lost it again exactly the same way?

      Even though carebears are pretty stupid, carebears are not immune to the pain of loss. Even the dumbest carebear will eventually wise up and change their fits, their ships, or their tactics so that they mitigate the pain of loss.

      The New Order directly represents that pain of loss to those who do not follow the law. We punish everyone who does not take common sense steps to ensure safety in Highsec. And we have no doubt, that just like when you don't buckle your safety belt, refusing to put up with the smallest inconvenience like purchasing a permit costs you big time.

      So you can save all of your hurfposting. The Code has ALWAYS won, there hasn't ever been a time we've ever lost, and we will ALWAYS win in the future,

      Because there is simply no way that you can come up with that would defeat us. Resign yourself to this reality and pledge your loyalty to the New Order now.

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    6. @Ming

      So according to you, just because someone isn't a member of your cult then they are automatically a carebear? How about you actually undock or come out to null and I'll show you how carebear I am.

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    7. @Anon4:49

      I, (and New Order Agents, in general) am completely uninterested in the matters of those who choose to live in nullsec. In the Holy eyes of the only one whose opinion matters, James 315, living in Nullsec requires knowledge and following of the Code. This is why we do not spend our time preaching to the already converted.

      The purpose of the Code is to explain to those that choose to live in James 315 Space that they must follow the rules that James 315 lays out for them in the Code, or face the consequences.

      Whatever you decide to do in null is your business. We honestly couldn't care less.

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  5. Is that an Admiral Foxbolt alt? WTF did I just read?

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    1. Nah, this guy spells better. But he is fukin nuts.

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  6. Holy shit. You need to get help Chip.

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  7. The Code has changed the lives of every highsec deweller out there. If you dont believe it to be true, load your freighter with 15bil in loot and set it to autopilot from Jita to Dodixie. See if it makes it there in one piece.

    But of course you wont because Code is there waiting for you to.

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  8. Who the heck is Noap?!

    Chip needs help and I truly mean that in a medical/psychological way. Well, at least he doesn't seem to lacking free time, indicated by all his sent mail. In this part, he appears to be a winner.

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  9. Wow, that is a lot of talking. If he spent half as much time actually shooting he could probably destroy a few Alliances on his own. I mean heck, I got about half way through is posts and suddenly had to do TL:DR the rest.

    The only way Change happens

    ~~~~~~~~~~)\~~0/~~~/(~~~~~

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  10. J E E Z U S this Chip guy is one stupid AG. WTF was he going on about?

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  11. Just a reminder that an antiganker moderator killed himself and his small child -

    http://pastebin.com/NdcNqcHH

    and they say we are the bad guys

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    1. sounds made up

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    2. very real and very sad

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  12. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner, found this on the AG Website looks like Loyal Moron failed pretty hard here. Call it luck, or being in the right time and right place, I hear he was sooo pissed

    http://highsecmilitia.blogspot.com/2016/01/justice-and-long-arm-of-its-gentle.html

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    1. Someone got a catalyst killmail from lasy year and thats all you can write about XD

      Also is it true an AG moderator killed himself AND his child in real life?

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    2. yes, and that is really sad :(

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    3. In the end there is only one destroyer of CODE... the Catalyst.

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  13. Jesus wept.
    Wall-of-crazy-text is crazy.
    Go back to Star Trek Online already.
    ---------
    Mike Adoulin

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