Wednesday, February 24, 2016

The Destroyer of CODE, Part 1

Emergent gameplay is precious. To the extent EVE Online has been successful, it is only because it gained a reputation as a place where player-driven emergent content could flourish. In other games, such as Elite Dangerous, emergent content is more controversial. For example, consider the recent outcry over an incident of awoxing that occurred in Elite Dangerous. When the developers confirmed it wasn't a EULA violation, a protest thread ballooned into 97 pages.


The anti-griefing movement is organizing an event for the Ides of March. Interesting. Let us now turn to another Elite Dangerous-related matter. To begin with, recall the MinerBumping post about the Elite Dangerous CODE Conspiracy. A fellow named Chip Patton, who plays both games, attempted to rally the ED community against an organization called CODE. He burnished his credentials by claiming that he'd already defeated CODE. in EVE:


It was quite a victory, according to Chip Patton. For those who belong to CODE. in EVE, an important question remained: Who the heck was Chip Patton?


He looks like any other anti-Code resistance leader. Despite his claims of grandeur, he lacks the notoriety of, say, a JTClone Ares or an Admiral Foxbolt.


His corporation, Divine Reapers, is similarly unknown. How could this be?


The only evidence of Chip's victory over the CODE. is a medal that was awarded to him. Could it be true? Did Chip and the Divine Reapers really destroy CODE., and nobody knew about it? Agent loyalanon, the CEO and executor of CODE., became concerned about the fate of his alliance. If it was indeed destroyed, he figured he'd better find out. So he arranged a sit-down with Chip himself.
loyalanon > o/
loyalanon > just a quick question looking at your decorations
loyalanon > did you self award them?
Chip Patton > No
loyalanon > then how did you destroy code when we are still going?
loyalanon wasted no time. This was a matter of the utmost importance.
Chip Patton > I only became CEO after the fight Nemeratu/IKR/CODE war-decced us.
loyalanon > how did you get the decoration then if we are still around?
Chip Patton > "Awarded by Kilgoresmudge"
loyalanon > so you didnt actually do anything?
loyalanon > what does becoming a destroyer of code involve? XD
Chip didn't deny that he'd destroyed CODE. But from the very beginning, he showed a tendency to toss around references to unrelated people and organizations for some reason.
Chip Patton > No, I infiltrated IKR which was hired by you guys, gave the Goonswarm trading POS to Marumites and had it blown up :)
loyalanon > so you had to infiltrate an entirely different corp/alliance to code to become a destroyer of code?
loyalanon > how does that work
Chip Patton > Nemeratu did, and on minerbumpers it seems he was pretty high up there.
loyalanon > whos nemeratu
Chip Patton > lol
Chip's theory of destroying CODE. was a lot more complicated than one might think. It involved IKR, Goonswarm, Marumites (The Marmite Collective?) and a mysterious gentleman named Nemeratu.
Chip Patton > He was banned in one of those sweeping CCP bans last year when it went down.
loyalanon > google returns nothing
Chip Patton > Need me to do an archive search on waybackmachine?
loyalanon > sure
Chip Patton > Hang tight...
The allegedly permabanned Nemeratu was shrouded in such mystery that he couldn't be Googled. Either that, or Chip misspelled the name of the character. Regardless, loyalanon found it frustrating to speak with Chip. Like a conspiracy theorist, Chip continually went on tangents about someone who was connected to someone else.
Chip Patton > nemuritoru still getting links
loyalanon > he left a corp 2 months ago
loyalanon > he wasnt in the banwave
Chip Patton > So CODE surrendered then?
loyalanon > to what?
Chip Patton > I figured you would have been more prone to admit he was banned than surrendered :S
Chip clarified that the man of mystery was Nemuritoru. Despite having an extensive employment history dating back to 2006, Nemuritoru wasn't ever a member of CODE. Furthermore, loyalanon was able to prove that Nemuritoru wasn't permabanned. But Chip took this as evidence of CODE.'s defeat.
loyalanon > you said he got banned
loyalanon > which ive just proven that you lied
Chip Patton > He wardecced us and then... surrendered...
Chip Patton > Yeah kinda what happens when you're the CEO and start a war and get banned (no seriously)
Though Nemuritoru is apparently able to log in and change corporations at will, Chip wasn't convinced that he wasn't banned. According to Chip, if a CEO is banned, his corp surrenders all wardecs. If true, it would be an interesting game mechanic--especially if your corp belongs to an alliance.
loyalanon > its cute how you dont have any proof to back up your claims
Chip Patton > Except the hate mail from Nem...
loyalanon > he was never in code
loyalanon > and ive never heard of him
loyalanon > and he also wasnt banned
loyalanon > so this brings me back to my original question
loyalanon > code is still around and you have a decoration saying you are a destroyer of code
loyalanon > how did that work if you didnt destroy us?
loyalanon began to suspect that maybe Chip didn't earn that "DESTROYER OF CODE" medal after all. More and more it was looking like a case of stolen valor.
Chip Patton > No he was banned, I got hate mail from his alt.
loyalanon > some random non-code person gets banned, how does that affect us?
Chip Patton > You can try that if you want, but all the sudden he's talking mad shit on behalf of code (oh and calling me a liar and everything else like you are) and then up and surrenders and doesn't log back in for nearly a year later...
Chip wasn't backing down. From his perspective, Nemuritoru and CODE. were practically joined at the hip. For example, they both called him liars. Maybe there was something to this after all. Had Chip Patton succeeded where all of the other rebels failed?

To be continued...

16 comments:

  1. Sounds like all corporations need to have a "Destroyer of CHODE." medal and award it to all of their members.

    That way Jamey's slaves like loyalanon can get more ulcers.......

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    1. Thank you for your site traffic. Your doing great things to help CODE.

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  2. Wait, Chip Patton destroyed CODE.? Aw man :(

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  3. Well you could say Mr Destroyer is making content for himself... maybe? Hmmm... actually I don't know what the ^&*% is going on. Totally batshit crazy. But that's AG for you. My brain hurts trying to figure carebears out. Just enjoy the tears, better off that way.

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  4. Ah, CODE died already? That's kind of sad, I mean you unite so many people in hating you. You're like the uniter and all that you know.

    Well time to move on to new games, there is a CODE group in Star Cit, JITA. I think Erotica-1 started it, or at least was a part of starting it. Though it's been awfully quiet there for the last year. Things to look forward too am I right?

    See you guys in the 'Verse, I'm sure you'll have an active branch over there.

    ~~~~~~~~)\~0/~~~~~~~~~~~/(~~~~~~~~~~

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  5. The reddit thread regarding the Mobius gank, complete with eye witness video:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/46erkx/smiling_dog_crew_presents_okinura_community_goal/

    Ubisoft is releasing The Division next month complete with one area of open world PVP. The forums and reddit are already filled with calls to nerf aggression, or at least make the loot available not unique to the area.

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    1. meanwhile, Wolf Soprano fails at life :)

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    2. Meanwhile, I empty my balls in the ass of Wolf Soprano while he screams in ecstasy.

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  7. I'm confused....who is "Exotica" and who are the "Marumites"?? No wonder Loyal is questioning this person.

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  8. DJ got banned, Code is a dying joke.

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    1. Yep. They moved from the belts to Udema where they gang freighters since that's all the pvp they can do these days. Start shooting at them, and they run.

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  9. Nothing is more satisfying than carebears rage!

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  10. 43 capital ships down in and around uedama. I love pvp

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  11. And I thought that AG fellow MalkePigen from a few days back was doing weird mental gymnastics to avoid fail. But Chip Patton is on a whole different level of insanity.
    Are the standing orders for AG now to spew gibberish and hope it becomes reality? When pixels go wrong (somehow??) I guess.

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    1. Gibberish indeed, Anon! Just think; if it weren't for MinerBumping.com these select examples of AG incoherence might never be laid out for our enjoyment.

      I genuinely don't know how some of these players manage to find their way past the logon screen...

      -SN

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