Saturday, July 23, 2016

It's Easy As ABC

Here we go again...


...but with a twist. You'll note that the sender of this message was not the Saviour of Highsec, but an Agent of the New Order.


Lawrence Lawton has pledged to enforce the Code in highsec by any means necessary. Wardecs continue to be one of the tools at our disposal--despite all the efforts of the carebears to remove wardecs from the game.


Agent Lawrence received a disturbing report about Code violations being conducted by members of ABC Mining corp. Rather than requesting the expulsion of one of the corp's members, Lawrence demanded total compliance.


CEO Captin Petra adamantly refused. She'd pay the 120 million isk fine and add a declaration of support to her corp description, but drew the line at altering any of her characters' bios.


No deal. The highsec of the future is built upon Code compliance, not Code compromise. There's no negotiating with bot-aspirancy.


Agent Lawrence made his demands as unambiguous as possible.


Captin Petra must've gone pale when she read this EVEmail. The next time both Petra and Lawrence were online, Petra requested a private convo.


Our Agents are tough, but fair--and helpful. Lawrence taught Captin Petra how to change her corp description. When CCP fails to teach the miners, the New Order steps in.


Captin Petra wasn't wild about changing all of her character bios. And she certainly wasn't excited about being told what ships she was allowed to fly. But as long as Lawrence had a good reason for it, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.


Amusingly, all of the references to "Gallants" led Captin Petra to ask if CODE. is only active in Gallente space.


The story had a happy ending. The CODE always wins. Always.


Agent Lawrence and the CEO of ABC Mining were able to come together and find a way that both parties could be satisfied. Which is to say, Captin Petra agreed to do everything Lawrence told her.


I noticed that the text in Captin's bio was a bit on the small side. I'd hate to see her lose some mining ships because our Agents couldn't read it, but if that happens, she can always increase the text size and apologize to the ganker.


The rebels and skeptics call us griefers. Nothing could be further from the truth. We're peacemakers and peacekeepers. A little compliance today will save a miner from a lot of grief tomorrow.

42 comments:

  1. 100% efficiency! The Code always wins! Always!
    \o/ Praise James

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  2. Excellent work, Agent Lawton!
    You make us all proud.
    Soon, all of hi-sec will be Gallant space lol.
    Sun-Tzu

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    1. Not excellent. Pure garbage. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  3. Antiganking is failing non-stop daily

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker. Fucking baby.

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  4. Remove all high security space! Save EVE from the carebear scourge!

    Are you part of the solution, or just another nasty carbear?

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  5. Code Ritalin Meat pies. Ritalin is easy!
    Ḁ̻͍̖͙̣l̦͚͓̘̘͇w͟a͍̜̰ͅy̜͙͓s̡̖̺͈̗̦̻ f̝͙̦r̖̥̪̥̠̻͔ȩ̲͍͈̱̤̦̻s̖͚̦͠h͇͓̝̟̜͈̱͘,̵͍̜̺̥ ͖͎̫̮͜s̨͖̼̫e̵̱͚͚̞̙ͅrv̷̺͚͚͓e͏̳̤͈̹̬̤d̻̼͔ͅ ͎̠͉͓d̝̳͕͓̳̰a̛̲̪̘̙̣i̢l͔̮̥͓̹̦͠y̬.͓ ̼̖̳̫ͅ

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    1. Code main profession: Masturbatologist.
      Code main medicine: Ritalin.
      Code secondary profession: Jackass.
      Code secondary medicine: Meth laced with crack cocaine.

      Xoxo

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    2. Thanks for your tears carebears 532 and 605

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    3. What about 515 fucking retard code anon.

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  6. http://i.imgur.com/59XXt.jpg

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  7. There are many years worth of examples of hisec miners making death threats, fantasizing about RL voilence, wishing cancer/disease/rape on regular EVE players. And almost all from one segment of the playerbase, the hisec carebear.

    ag and wannabe white knights support, defend, and even rationalize the actions of the hisec carebear, so this includes them.

    Removing hisec would remove the most vile of the carebear trash and help return EVE to the state it was advertised as in its origin.

    EVE, as a concept, was advertised as a true PVP sandbox. Not a place for people like hisec carebears to congregate and harass normal players.

    We need to take back EVE! Kill off all the carebears and do away with any and all high security space. This is the only option for saving our beloved EVE.

    Yes, removing hisec and forcing all it's denizens to fight or fuck off will save EVE. If you can't understand the concept, that means you are part of the problem.

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    1. Code is highsec Care Bears disguised as gankers. Wah wah cry a fucking river retard anon.

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    2. Well said, Anon1146!
      Carebears, contrary to what their name would suggest, are usually full of ignorance, rage and hatred, and care only about their own selfish wants. They are the foulest and most unpleasant people in EVE.

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  8. REMOVE HISEC TODAY! SEND THE WORST CAREBEARS BACK TO WOW!

    There is no room for debate, CCP has an obligation to protect normal EVE players from the terrorists known as hisec carebears!

    James 315 has started a movement to correct the hisec carebear, but only so many will be correctable. The rest must be forcibly removed by us, the real EVE player base. To help with this and ensure that the scourge of the hisec carebear never darkens EVE again, the complete removal of hisec must be applied by CCP.

    Make EVE great again, do your part to remove the carebear cancer killing EVE!

    antiganking kills minors, what else do you need to know about the filthy scum. Hisec carebears are not your friends, they cannot be saved, they exist only to ruin EVE.

    Take action today! Kill as many as you can every time you log in. Let none escape the wrath of normal EVE players!

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    1. Wah wah fucking cry more Code.

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    2. 1201 supports RL child murder. Help remove his kind from our great EVE, kill carebears today! (In game where it belongs)

      AN HERO time 1201?

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    3. 12:33 is a wanker. Cry more.

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  9. Carebear apologists claim that EVE needs high security space in order to retain a 'large portion' of the player base. This is a lie!

    If CCP removes hisec there will definately be an initial loss of some subs, but those are the worst of the worst bot-aspirants. We need them gone! What the carebear apologists fail to realize is that more normal players will come to EVE when it is known that CCP is willing to protect EVE and it's players from carebear terrorists!

    Without a hisec sanctuary for evil bots to hide in EVE will appeal to more families. Peeople will feel comfortable allowing their entire family to enjoy EVE if there are no carebears to make RL death threats, or fill local chat with their entitlement filth.

    Do your part today! Elect James to CSM and let's make EVE great again!
    If you want to make a change today, kill some hisec carebears. All the ISK you accumulate in nullsec, and all the pvp you enjoy in lowsec will be for naught if the carebears are allowed to multiply.
    Use those assets to help save EVE, kill some hisec carebears today!

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  10. If you love your freedom, you will kill hisec carebears until they cease to exist. Then you will move as a united front to force CCP to remove hisec completely to ensure there is no haven for RL child killers and pedofiles in EVE.

    Or you could just join the carebears and start throwing RL death threats around over gameplay. Maybe kill some children, and blow up some churches.

    You can't have it both ways! Kill the carebears now before they can spawn more, or join them and wallow in their filth while EVE dies!

    Kill all carebears!
    Kill all carebears!
    Kill all carebears!

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  11. If you support hisec carebears and ag, you support RL criminals and child murderers!

    Join the fight to remove them from our EVE, or lie with them in their evil filth.

    YOU are a paying customer! Let CCP know today that you don't want you or your family exposed to hisec carebears!

    Remove the blight! Remove the threats! Remove the disease! Remove the unworthy!

    Remove hisec!

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  12. It's time to stand up to hisec carebear terrorists! Help CODE remove the worst of them, send cats today!

    If you think this does not concern you because you live in low or null, just remember that the carebear terrorists have ruined hisec, and when they overrun that, your home will be next!

    Stop the RL murder and child killings! Kill carebears in game until they all go back to wow!

    If you don't act now, EVE will be lost! Help save the last great sandbox, kill all the carebears today!

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  13. Code Ritalin Meat pies. Ritalin is easy!
    Ḁ̻͍̖͙̣l̦͚͓̘̘͇w͟a͍̜̰ͅy̜͙͓s̡̖̺͈̗̦̻ f̝͙̦r̖̥̪̥̠̻͔ȩ̲͍͈̱̤̦̻s̖͚̦͠h͇͓̝̟̜͈̱͘,̵͍̜̺̥ ͖͎̫̮͜s̨͖̼̫e̵̱͚͚̞̙ͅrv̷̺͚͚͓e͏̳̤͈̹̬̤d̻̼͔ͅ ͎̠͉͓d̝̳͕͓̳̰a̛̲̪̘̙̣i̢l͔̮̥͓̹̦͠y̬.͓ ̼̖̳̫ͅ

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  14. Wah wah wah... Everyday whining from Code about carebears daily. Whining! Always! Cry more Code! Please show us how highsec care bear you really are.

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  15. ͕͗ट͕͕͗͗Φ͕͕͗͗D͕͕͗͗ę͕͗ ͕͗i͕͕͗͗s͕͗ ͕͗Щ͕͕͗͗ę͕͕͗͗Ǟ͕͕͗͗κ͕͕͗͗.͕͗ ͕͗Р͕͕͗͗Я͕͕͗͗Ǟ͕͕͗͗i͕͕͗͗s͕͕͗͗ę͕͗ ͕͗ւ͕͕͗͗Φ͕͕͗͗Р͕͕͗͗i͕͕͗͗ट͕͕͗͗l͕͕͗͗Φ͕͕͗͗П͕͕͗͗ę͕͕͗͗!͕͗

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  16. Without Carebears, Code Carebears would have nothing to do.

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  17. This forum section is a story for the grandkids for sure.

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    1. Cry more. Code wanker.

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  18. I recived a code wardec notice once, nothing ever happened.

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  19. The more I read of this site, the more I become convinced that CODE are assholes who have played EVE for far too long and grown tired of people not directly wanting to go to nullsec and get destroyed.

    Bunch of pussies who hide behind this New order bullshit RP so they dont have to tell people why they are being cunts (hint: it's because they are cunts).

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