Monday, July 18, 2016

The Gamis Family

What does it take to become a celebrity in highsec?


Hard work, and the Code. Agent Kalorned is known for his close, almost fatherly involvement in the lives of the miners under his care. And, of course, his actions personify all the good qualities of the Code.


The @NewOrderGamis Twitter feed helps keep everyone in the Gamis area up to date on what's happening there. It's a busy place!


Even after four years of the Code, many miners still believe miner bumping is against the rules. Is there another version of the EULA they're all reading? Maybe you can find it published on the same website where they get a version of the Code that requires Agents to check for AFK status before ganking an unlicensed miner.


It's amazing that a miner would put his faith in some flimsy support ticket rather than the Code.


Highsec miners are famous for their hypocrisy. We're accused of being too chicken to PvP--by the same people who file petitions and whine to CCP for more safety from PvP.


When CCP fails to protect the carebears, some fight back. I suppose, to be fair, they mostly only threaten to fight back.


Agent Kalorned faces down his enemies with total fearlessness.


...Or fearlessness mixed with amusement.


There's no telling what alliance Juvial Solstice enlisted to his cause. The New Order remains on a war footing.


When mystery friends from nullsec fail to deliver, the carebears resort to negotiation and complaints about the Code. Next time, tell your wife that you need to dock your mining ship before you can help her transport her cargo.


Others have more selfish reasons for going AFK. For reference, the New Order Loo Protocol.


Supposedly EVE has trouble attracting new players these days, but the number of people who whine about being a new player has increased tenfold.


"Bumping? That won't do anything." becomes "You're making the game collapse." My, how we've grown.


The New Order "ruins" the game for bots and bot-aspirants. This makes us villains, according to the critics. But doesn't CCP also "ruin" the game for bots by banning them?


At the end of each day's patrol, Kalorned has the satisfaction of knowing he's made a difference--and that when he next returns to Gamis, the family of local miners will greet him by name.

30 comments:

  1. Quick remember the Ritalin loyalanon before you say something like Kanye West without thinking it through. Ritalin is easy! Daily! #Winning

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    1. Dammit, you almost made me spray my drink on my monitor. LOL

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    2. loyal and all other band agents will be respected for all time. Kals carrying on their input to the game. Hail all agents

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    3. But Zopiclone won, so... there is that.

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  2. Looks like antiganking is failing for ANOTHER day!!!

    Do they still give out frigate bpc's for the most concord killmails people get on? XD XD

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    1. Enjoying your ban? Enjoying having to train a new toon? BWHAHAHAHA

      "And I have only myself to blame..."

      Wolf Soprano, the biggest idiot of the game.

      BM.

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    2. He should of had Ritalin before he got banned. If only he knew about the drug and his illness before he shit on himself. Ritalin is easy! We believe in you bud! You can get better. Xoxo

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    3. He doesn't have quality friends to help him. The Code members just watched him destroy himself and used him to run their fleets. Now all that's left is Kusion running his own multi-box fleets and the odd code member on other alliances big kill mails. Sad really. GOLF CLAP

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    4. yet the conference elite is still killing the same as normal.

      Stay mad nubs xddd and keep generating traffic for us on our blog XD XD.

      The Code ALWAYS winning!

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    5. He doesn't even realize he was used. Sad. Keep using the Ritalin though. We believe in you. Xoxo

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    6. Such delicious salty tears. show me on the doll where the code catalysts touched you XD

      its not good to be salty for months (maybe even years in your case) XD XD

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    7. Every time Wolf posts here the fagbears sperg out.

      Wolf always wins! Always!

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    8. Still banned huh? #Winning

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  3. "It's amazing that a miner would put his faith in some flimsy support ticket rather than the Code."

    Translation: The code is nothing more than asswipe to be used to wipe shit off one's ass when taking a dump. A support ticket goes to the publishers of the game and it carries weight.

    Look at all the permabans: Erotica 1, Rin Tin, DJ Entropy, D400, Loyalanon, and others who I cannot remember right now.

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    1. BM, if a support ticket carried the weight which you ascribe to it, there'd be no New Order at all; instead of which we're winning. Daily, I hear..

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    2. Daily and Always!

      Like when BM sucks tranny cock. Daily and Always!
      Source: His friend Dave said so, and Dave is BM so it must be true.

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  4. Lol good stuff! Keep at it New Order Gamis!


    -Oink

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  5. Hello kids. I want you to think about something today. I want to keep things in perspective. Think if, at the end of your life, was your life a net positive to the universe? If not, is there anything you can do to switch your failboat around?

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    1. No one can say that. Every moment of our existence we damage and comsume, no ammount of 'good deeds' will repair the damage we do just by existing.
      Your premise might sound deep to you, but in reality nothing we do can make things better overall.

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    2. Whoa. Shit just got wayyy too introspective.


      -Oink

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    3. I am going to quit coming to these forums. Code drones are a bad example of humanity. I am going to turn my life around! I can be better!

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    4. Anon 149 is a fucking downer.

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    5. Hi Zopi, if you're at the end of your life, would there be time to make up for it?

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    6. Ha anon 149 is a realist! I will however gank hisec miners as often as possible in order to at least offset some of the damage i have caused.

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  6. But where oh where is Ming?

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  7. I hear that Jamey has commissioned a new wing of CHODE. charged with bumping Pokemon Go players as they walk around city streets. This is enforced unless they pay the CHODE. agent with a $30 Starbucks gift card, good for one year.

    There appears to be no level of extortion Jamey will stoop to.

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    1. I love that downsey-ass chodeanon. That's some special hate filled sperg right there.

      Got to be a Davey alt!

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  8. HOLY SHIT YEA, CAREBEARS!

    join your fellow risk adverse jewbears in THE PERFECT CAREBEAR SPACE SIM!!

    Leave hisec now, join the flood of carebears abandoning eve for the next greatest consentual-only-pvp space sim.

    AFK mining is encouraged, and you can run missions unmolested all day long in the most secure safe space on the net!

    join today!

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    1. JOIN US NOW BROTHER CAREBEARS!! WE NO LIKE PVP EITHER!!

      It's all here! eve graphic ripoffs combined with a crappy wowesque ui! reputation grinds that never end! Nintendo 64 generated avatars! CAREBERS AFK EVERYWHERE AND NO BAD GUYS!!!!

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