Saturday, July 16, 2016

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #110

What aspect of EVE does a carebear think is as bad as slavery? You might suppose the answer is ganking, bumping, wardeccing, or something along those lines...


...Bonus points to those who guessed the continued presence of the New Order's IPO thread in the Market Discussions subforum. The legacy of Fin Udan lives on.


I don't know if it would make Evan Thorizon feel any better, but we also refer to them as "Agents", which is a more general term also encompassing those who perform non-ganking activities for the Code.


Highsec miners have trouble accepting responsibility. "I wasn't AFK. It was my toddler's fault." Thanks, dad.


Although we celebrate the diversity of the highsec population, it can make reading tearmails difficult.


Luckily, our Agents are also drawn from a diverse population.


http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html

Thanks for writing.


The life of an Agent is indeed simple, though "simplified" might be the better word. All of the nonsense, noise, chaos, and confusion is removed from their minds once they align their thoughts with the Code. As for misery, that remains the exclusive possession of the carebears.


"Bot-aspirant behavior is not permitted." It's amazing to me how many carebears manage to ignore that when reading the Code. Apparently that provision was written in invisible ink.


Agent Snigie Audanie received the shock of his life when a miner informed him that the New Order no longer ganks miners.


Snigie didn't need to worry about Glivo's intel, though. He had the Code to guide him.


Meanwhile, in Anti-Ganking...


Actually, Lance a'Lot's questions could be turned against his fellow miners. When they ask why they get ganked or need a mining permit, one could ask them, "The Code? James 315's vision for highsec? Ring a bell? Watch the news?"


Innocent people don't rage at our Agents. Guilty ones, on the other hand...


Score another heart and mind for the New Order of Highsec.

19 comments:

  1. Ritalin for loyalanon! Quick! He's about to type something dumb again.

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    1. Cool story. Maybe you could publish it on the hisec militia blog that no one reads.

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    1. Poor ritalin anon is waiting on the tips of his toes and biting his fingernails in anticipation for loyal to post something so that he can respond. Thanks for the visit to our blog! o/

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    2. Ritalin is easy. It seems to have helped today! Great success!

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    3. ritalin anon sounds a lot like bmdaveyfag.

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    4. I love reading the sperg from our anonymous friends lol

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  3. Once again, Jimmy Boy posts on his blog a bunch of meaningless propaganda and half truths. His glowing ass must have sucked in so much material that he is now pulling nonsense from it. Then again, his so call NO agents are also pulling nonsense from it daily as well.

    CODE: The home for losers, wankers, psychopaths, sociopaths, virgin boys who live in their parent's basement, and people who think that smoking won't kill you.

    BM.

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    1. Oh, I should add to that list Islamic clerics who remotely stage failed coup d'etats as well.

      BM.

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    2. You call it meaningless propaganda, yet you visit daily and post your drivel.
      Perhaps you could write a story about it on the hisec militia blog that no one reads.

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    3. Lol bm/daveyfag is back. He must have lost another shitfit barge in hisec like an idiot.

      That is one downsey fag.

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    4. Ah yes, there you are my fanboy. I was wondering what happened to you Anon 11:47. I haven't lost any ships in awhile. In fact, I haven't logged on to the game in like 2 months. Been busy working on a project.

      @nVideo: Actually, before the last 2-3 days, I haven't been here in something like a week or more. So I don't post here every day. Don't believe me? Go back and look for yourself.

      BM.

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    5. Let me ask you something, the whole glowing ass thing, what is that? What are you going for with that?


      -Oink

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    6. Antiganking is failing nonstop daily

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    7. Wolf, the only one that is failing around here is you. How does it feel having to start a new main character (Loyal Anon) after your old main character (Loyalanon) was permabanned for trolling the B4R channel?

      Well, Mr. Oink, I'm glad that you asked. You see, some time ago there was this post, which I assume was from a NO agent/supporter that was the first mention of his weird glowing ass. After that, it's been a running joke that I use.

      BM.

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    8. So it's a weird thing that you came up with a while back and are still going on about? That doesn't really answer my question though.


      -Oink

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  4. And more impotent rage with a sprinkling of salty tears left in the comments again. I guess it's the only thing you miners can do... except buy a permit.

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