Friday, November 25, 2016

Elite Paperwork


Highsec miner Nero Mikakka lost a fail-fit Retriever when he was ganked by Agent Ganku Desu. This was clearly a problem for Nero, though for some reason he didn't seem very interested in finding a constructive solution.


Nero wasn't seeking wisdom, but Ganku delivered it to him anyway. It was time for Nero to put an end to his childish ways and focus on getting his paperwork in order.


The miner wasn't ready to become an adult. He sulked and pouted. Nero chose to indulge in a fantasy about being a fearsome PvP'er who could retaliate against our Agent and beat the system.


A stern warning followed: If Nero persisted in this nonsense, things could get even worse for him.


Nero doubled down, repeating a mistake so many of his fellow miners have made while descending a similar downward spiral: He denied being a miner.


Yet it was clear from his Retriever loss that the self-described "Fleet Admiral" was nothing more than a highsec miner. And he certainly had no clue as to how one goes about becoming a cool dog. Quite the opposite, in fact.


It's uncanny how often people who "don't mine in highsec normally" get caught by our Agents. Miners must be terribly unlucky.


Ganku Desu performed his duty as an Agent, and in doing so brought honour to the Code. By contrast, Nero Mikakka behaved like a Goofus and got his whole corp in trouble.


Nero fully gave himself over to the madness and bot-aspirancy lurking within his corrupted soul. At some point, this miner took a wrong turn in his EVE career. Does anyone sign up for EVE Online with the intention of one day writing an EVEmail like that?


We can all see that people like Nero Mikakka need help to get back on track. And who's going to give them that help--the Anti-Gankers? Don't bet on it. Only the Agents of the New Order are generous and compassionate enough to lend a hand. They're willing, able, and they've already got the proper paperwork filled out.

31 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA Wolfie. Looks like Zopiclone. You know the guy who robbed you for 40+ Bil ISK . He is doing more Ganking than you are. Seems funny Forum Warrior.

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    1. *munches popcorn* Oh my.

      The tears, they are so real.

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    2. Everything is tears. All you kids dream in is tears.

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    3. Anon 1120, you seem to have a very unhealthy obsession with Wolf. You do know that makes you gay, the creepy gay too, not the fun and friendly gay.

      Like foxbolt crazy too. You kinda sound like foxbolt, but younger and madder.

      I would love to chat with you in game if you have time. Can you leave a char name I can contact you on? For posterity and shit.



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    4. Tears are great for those circle j... we agents give each other

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    5. Not zopi friend, just your friendly neighborhood ganker. Thanks for the tears though!

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    6. @anon12:18 and 02:43
      *munches more popcorn*
      What's it like knowing your generation is called Generation Worthless? And that you have truly earned the name?
      C'mon, us Gen X'ers wanna know. Have you finished crying yet because Trump won?

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    7. @Apache Your lard ass, you mean to tell me you have been eating popcorn for 4 hours. Take a break!

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  2. I love how stupid and weak the current Worthless Generation is.
    'Cyber bullying'. ROFLAMO.

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    1. You look lame rolling on the floor laughing.

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    2. @anon2:40 And you look like a pathetic useless coward that sucks at playing a video game. Your point?

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    3. @Apache Ho no! Im sowwy I hurt your feelings.

      Stay butthurt agent!

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  3. “I am on top of the so called food chain” - said whilst being eaten alive by our Agent.

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    1. Eaten alive by an agent? I bet I know what part he was eating!

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  4. Holy shit that's one dumb fucking carebear. Almost as bad as the PHags that post tears here all butthurt at Loyal.

    Loyal don't even play anymore and he still gets tears from highsec PHags.

    I laugh so much reading these posts and the comments that follow.

    Looks like James wins.

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    1. Your a lame anon agent.

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    2. 238 triggered. Thanks for the tears PHag.

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  5. Whats lame is one who is so butthurt at a player who has left the game that he needs to keep displaying his failure non stop. LOL

    Stay mad butthurt nerd

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  6. CCP needs to make a monument in iceland with a statue of james 315 and loyalanon on it so all the butthurt pandemic horde antigankers can cry at it when they go to fanfest. Then they can kneel at the alter and offer up salt instead of crying anonymously here in MB.

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  7. The best part is i have touched these anonymous crybabies with my catalyst at one point in time (past 6 years) and they are still mad. keep the tears coming XD XD

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    1. You and Karma must be dating

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    2. They do cry a lot. Like the highsec bitches they are.
      Carebears are only good for shooting, and useless for everything else.

      Maybe they will all join Kalynn in the "winners circle" soon.
      One can always hope. Always!

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  8. You and anti ganking must still be failing ...the only things loyal and i have in common is we left eve ....ohh and elite pvp

    Keep on failing anonymous

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  9. Huh I'm surprised that you guys are still around after 4 years, but guess some thing never change in New Eden.

    Well will be probably some fun to watch the site again... so keep up the work... even though i don't know if i would want that (if i return to beeing a miner xD)

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  10. Rokmal it would be wise to check the expiry on your permit.

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    1. Nah no need yet don't know if I go back to mining yet and if I decide to go back to mining I would also need to decide if I want to mine in peace or if I want to have the extra spice of keeping track on my surroundings in high sec ;)

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  11. Highsec crybears sure post a lot of false bravado here. Like they are unable to stay away even though they realize that posting here maoes them look even dumber.

    Maybe thats some kind of mental illness. Like whatever veers or butthurtminer has. I.Q. too low to do anyhing but cry.

    The Code will always win against impotent anon highsec shitters! Always!

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  12. I think all these try hard anons are just one pissed off crybear.
    One fat vag, mad at the world.

    Hey cryanon, it's not Code's fault your tits are bigger than your Moms. So try to calm down, and you should get a permit before you get rekt again.

    It's ok to quit EVE, not everyone is equipped to play properly.

    Don't forget, if things get too bad you can always join Kalynn. That's where crybitches belong.

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    1. Funny, and here I thought big tits were always a good thing. At least until they start to cause back pain, or when you go to open a cabinet door and it slams into your breast. That is always annoying.

      Tailsko

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  13. How sad. The only green on Nero's killboard is a Pandemic Horde Procurer he whored on in a Maulus. Compared to his losses, that's a 0.8% efficiency rating. He is a Carebear and a miner and would benefit very much from a permit.

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