The New Order's Agents are natural optimists. When they witness a carebear committing a horrific breach of highsec protocol, our Agents see it as an opportunity for growth and personal development, and possibly a nice loot drop. I hope you'll join me as we take a look at some of these moments from the week of November 6th @ 00:00 EVEtime through November 12th @ 23:59 EVEtime.
Alex Soonwalker made a big move this week. He put 23 billion isk on the line, betting that the New Order wasn't as powerful and omnipresent as everyone says it is. Alex lost that bet. Agents big brutor one, Unfit ForDoody, Yojiro, Bob Painter, Gea Stormbound, Emergent Gameplay, Liz Cadelanne, Inspector Implant, Pure Whyte, Lawrence Lawton, big brutor two, Stevinz, Sinister Minister, Skiff Poddington, Lanaya Takayama, Mack Poddington, James Poddington, Michiko Ishikawa, Joe Kouvo, and Amelia Fitzgerald got together and showed us all what teamwork looks like.
Just imagine how much illegal mining it takes to acquire 2.5 billion isk worth of compressed concentrated Veldspar. Now it's in the hands of our Agents. I don't think that's what the miners intended, though.
Caeliferus Pneumoridae Orthoptera knew it was unsafe to move his precious cargo in a freighter, so he tried to slip by in an inconspicuous shuttle. Only one problem: To Agents like Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri, autopiloting shuttles are conspicuous. Very much so.
The shuttle contained a vast collection of capital and supercapital BPCs. In highsec, we use those things to line the bottom of bird cages.
Sad to say, FZ Falzar's Bestower wasn't the worst I've ever seen. It was completely unfit, but at least it wasn't anti-tanked. I suppose that's the best we can hope for out of some of these bot-aspirants. Agents Le caneleoni sauvage and keylla had no trouble destroying it; they're accustomed to performing feats of elite PvP.
...And they each get a free month of EVE!
Rae Ohu equipped six warp core stabilizers so her hauler could never be caught, even if she found herself attacked by multiple gankers. It was the perfect plan, she thought. But it turns out that a ship on autopilot doesn't warp away when attacked. Agents Xunasy, Australian Excellence, Imastupid fc, Tax Collector Emile, and Lul GitGud Kid tore open the hauler and were shocked by what they discovered:
The Occator's fleet hangar contained two more Occators--and a dozen more warp core stabilizers. The fail-fit was breeding!
Agent Big Gradner Painhaus has made quite a name for himself with his Enyo. Rebels claim the New Order "can't shoot targets that shoot back", but Big Gradner has proven that when carebears do use weapons, they only get themselves into even more trouble.
Jyorgg Ormand's 3.4 billion isk Vargur was armed to the teeth with firepower and bling. But Agents Big Gradner Painhaus and Thrillans Painhaus had something better: the Code.
In its dying moments, Jyorgg Ormand's Vargur laid an egg, which Agent Big Gradner Painhaus quickly snatched up.
Agents of the New Order of Highsec: Faster, higher, stronger. What an inspiration.