Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Bob Goes Forth, Part 6

Previously, on MinerBumping... Things were looking up for Agent Bob the Fourth. After dealing with numerous unruly miners, Bob saw signs of real progress in the Solitude region. Miners started buying permits one after another. Before long, Bob's wallet was filling with righteous isk.


As we all know, a New Order mining permit is not a license to disobey the Code; just the opposite. So Bob knew he needed to come back and check in on the new permit owners.


A few days later, Bob spotted a permit-owning miner sitting AFK in an asteroid belt. She died, of course.


zozopetal Yazria didn't bother crying about reimbursement. She knew the Code, and she knew she'd broken it.


If zozopetal intended to continue mining, she would need to get better at obeying the Code. Until then, however, she recognized the importance of emergent content in keeping EVE alive.


Bob moved on to the next miner, who immediately offered him 10 million isk. He didn't need any convincing. This "Code" thing was catching on.


For a lot of EVE players, 10 million isk doesn't sound like a lot of money--and it isn't. But highsec miners earn isk very slowly, so the ease with which Bob was able to sell permits attracted attention. So many miners were buying permits that Bob's isk/hr ratio became the envy of everyone in Solitude.


Thanks to the Code, Agent Bob was becoming very powerful indeed. He pondered what to do next. While in a state of deep reflection, Bob noticed a repair cost of 315 isk when he prepared to sell a mining upgrade that he'd looted. Funny coincidence.


...Or was it? Bob noticed the number 315 appearing everywhere he went. This was pretty obviously a sign.


Armed with the wisdom that comes with seeing 315 in random places, Bob set his new course.


It began with a trip to the nearest trade hub. Bob had precisely 315 million isk to spend on equipment for his journey. He would need to choose his purchases carefully.


With effort and some clever negotiating, Bob managed to purchase all the gear he needed. Next stop: Adventure.

To be continued...

29 comments:

  1. FAKE NEWS! LIKE YOUR FACE!

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    1. yeah, why 23 shuttles?

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    2. Because Greed. James must have more.

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  3. antigankers are failing so hard right now

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    1. The murder lover bot speaks.

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  4. How many kalynn Shardani's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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    1. Calm down murder lover, you need to stop praying to your child killer and stop killing people IRL. Tell your friends to turn in their weapons before they kill again.

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  5. Geez some fairy tales are more beleivable than this load of crap.

    The code, fabricating bullshit daily.

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  6. I had 315 mil in raw Hi-Sec mined ore...
    I should have screen capped and posted my Illegal Contraband of Hi-Sec! Dang it. Soon to be crafting into.. mining barges... You guys keep it up.. My business is booming. :)

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    1. Only retards mine in high sec, you must be a peasant lol.

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    2. Only terrorists and child killers join code.

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    3. interesting comment anon 6:11 as kalynn shardani was an antiganking moderator. but dont let that change your narrative

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    4. Pic or it no happened.

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    5. Dont bother they just photoshop it like everything else. Look how they fucked up Oregon Trail with Bob the Bullshitter.

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    6. Wow Wolf saying new words, when did James let him off the leash?

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  7. Another code agent was stopped in Miami Florida. Solano was going to kill people in a mall using explosives but he was found out.

    Thank God another code freak has been caught, hopefully the rest will stop trying to bring their violence outside of the game, too many agents have killed real people already.

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  8. It's hard to believe that the shardani was AG since it's always the code who is praying to him and praising his choice to kill his kid before the child could become AG.

    Yeah sorry but the child killer is yours because you guys immortalised the bastard so much and pray so heavily to him.

    Keep trying tho, one day you too can be like the terrorists your James wants you to be. Just remember killing in real life has real consequences. Unlike your impotent rage in game.

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    1. Well it seems real life facts escape you like knowledge of eve game mechanics.

      Never forget anti ganker moderator shardani.

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    2. Still praying to your favorite child killer.

      SAD.

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    3. Yeah but how many Shardani's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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    4. Code would know, its their favorite agent.

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  9. Great series. Emergent content and informative for aspiring CODE agents. Keep up the great work Agent Bob.

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    1. Calm down murder lover.

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  10. Looks like code agent Bruce paddock l, brother of the agent who shot up Vegas has been caught with child porn.

    Another code agent goes away. Sorry code your ways have come to light and your agents being locked up.

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  11. Anti gankers love high taxes.

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    1. Code loves murder, terrorism, and child molesting.

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