Previously, on MinerBumping... Mercuri Thoth got worked up into a froth when Agents of the New Order destroyed her freighter. Agents Berry Nice and Trump The King were willing to discuss the matter like civilized adults. Despite their help, Mercuri struggled to cope with her loss.
Carebears, when you ask an Agent of the New Order to tell you what you're doing wrong, be prepared for a long list.
It became clear that Mercuri and Agent Trump had two entirely different ways of looking at the game (and probably life). Trump wondered if they could ever see eye to eye.
Mercuri tried to obfuscate her guilt by taking refuge in wacky analogies. But our Agents could not be misdirected so easily.
Trump and Berry kept their eyes on the prize. They knew the real issue here wasn't old ladies or Nazis or science experiments--it was the integrity of the Code.
Misguided bot-aspirants frequently--and falsely--accuse our Agents of bullying, but they're rarely called "slippery bullies". It was an outrageous accusation. Needless to say, a non-bully cannot be a slippery bully.
I believe this is what is known as a "mic drop".
Mercuri laid to rest any doubts about whether she was a bot-aspirant. Anyone who's been in EVE long enough to pilot a freighter must surely know the name of the man who rules highsec.
Our Agents had difficulty keeping Mercuri's attention focused on any one point long enough to teach her anything. Her mind was wandering all over the place.
Once again, Mercuri wanted to talk about the real-life identities of those who had ganked her.
Trump The King had nothing to hide, so he was more than willing to reveal his identity. But to what end?
To be continued...
I believe this is what is known as a "mic drop".ReplyDelete
Calm down murder lover.Delete
What is your real name? Trump the king. Im in tears lol.ReplyDelete
Yea, I giggled a little.Delete
Calm down murder lovers.Delete
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Dagnabit, can't wardec her. Don't want to spoil it, but it seems everything worked out all right.ReplyDelete
Calm down murder lover.Delete
Always triggering little johnnie piddles.ReplyDelete
Code: Always loving murder, always.Delete
Calm down murder lover.
Is it the Shardanniversary yet?ReplyDelete
Your special day of prayer to your favorite child killer, you guys are sick.Delete
Has James expressed his sadness that his real life group is losing. Sorry James but ISIS is circling the drain.ReplyDelete
Yeah but he still has his whole 10 friends still getting ready to shoot people and still acting like they are the best. Code is has and always will be a way for James to get people to kill in real life.Delete
CCP needs to release their names and have the cops remove their kids from them, we all know they molest and beat them. Its part of the code.
Did I read correctly that the miner wishes to test The Code in real life? What's your guess, will he join a respectable law enforcement group to work on the betterment of society? Or will he kick people in wheelchairs?ReplyDelete
Why is it that I can't trust the judgement of a miner in such a delicate distinction?
Why is it we cannot trust radicalized code agents in real life.Delete
Right they kill people. So yeah keep trying ISIS.
Johnny dipshit tears = A grade saltDelete
I like how Mecuri Thoth compares freighter hauling to someone in a wheel chair. It's better to compare her to a trucker driver loaded with kilos of coke trying to cross the border.ReplyDelete
And code is ISIS fair enough child killer.Delete
This carebear wants to bluff IRL threats but can't even hop in TS because they are scared. Very easy to see throughReplyDelete
Just like code agents going out and killing people IRL. You guys need to seek help, terrorism is not a good thing.Delete
I'm glad I don't play this game anymore!ReplyDelete